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This weekend's TV options....lots of Cock. 

 

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

This weekend's TV options....lots of Cock. 

 

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Who are the ad wizards who decided to put Brighton and Watford on big NBC?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Who are the ad wizards who decided to put Brighton and Watford on big NBC?

You think NBC wanted that game in this time slot? They get whatever the EPL puts at 5:30 BST time slot.

 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Who are the ad wizards who decided to put Brighton and Watford on big NBC?

This guy.

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8 hours ago, mdmost said:

You think NBC wanted that game in this time slot? They get whatever the EPL puts at 5:30 BST time slot.

 

Yes, yes.  Who in the EPL decided this should be the Saturday night primetime showcase?  Better?

I’ve got Palace v. Brentford on the Cock right now. CP is my second team after Liverpool. Got some cat named Gallagher on loan from Chelsea. He may have something. But I am fascinated by Brentford. Hopefully this is fun. 

Yes, yes.  Who in the EPL decided this should be the Saturday night primetime showcase?  Better?
I'm sure it's similar to the NFL where they try to give everyone a primetime game...week 2 seems like a fine spot for this game to get it out of the way

What. A. Goal.

Danny Ings with a first half stoppage goal from a textbook bicycle kick.

Villa Park is rocking!

23 hours ago, 406W30th said:

lol

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Probably the same as last year. Dude never actually plays. Always has a strained pussy. 

Clear penalty. Arm wide and away.

El Goalsy with the clinical finish.

2-nil to the Villa.

Jeeeesus. DCL had a great Pk but has missed two layup goals one-on-one. 

Leeds/Everton tied up with 20 to go on a nice strike from Raphinha. 

Emi just took him out.

Should've been a penalty to Toon, but VAR sez "not so fast my friend".

... and The Holte End singing (to the tune of kumbaya):

VAR, my friend, VAR!
VAR, my friend, VAR!

Ohhhh lorrrrd, V! A !R!

Norwich 2 games | 0 points | -8 GD

Newly promoted Norwich should feel hard done by the schedule makers. First two matches against Liverpool and Man City. 
 

Don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome for me that Liverpool and City rolled them, but still. 

23 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Norwich 2 games | 0 points | -8 GD

Newly promoted Norwich should feel hard done by the schedule makers. First two matches against Liverpool and Man City. 
 

Don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome for me that Liverpool and City rolled them, but still. 

Thanks for Buendia though.

4 hours ago, yoladu said:

Norwich 2 games | 0 points | -8 GD

Newly promoted Norwich should feel hard done by the schedule makers. First two matches against Liverpool and Man City. 
 

Don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome for me that Liverpool and City rolled them, but still. 

They don't have the talent to play so open in the EPL.

FWIW, I'm in favor of more lenient offside calls (and in this case, it probably doesn't make a difference in the result) but that's offside. 

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Southampton up 1-0 at the start of the 2nd half against who I think are the soccer version of the LA Rams. 

13 hours ago, 406W30th said:

FWIW, I'm in favor of more lenient offside calls (and in this case, it probably doesn't make a difference in the result) but that's offside. 

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Pretty sure those lines need to be parallel to the 18 yard box line.  With that being said he does look offside if you just look at the box line.

Southampton up 1-0 at the start of the 2nd half against who I think are the soccer version of the LA Rams. 

Arsenal is probably more apropos, same owner and all.
14 hours ago, 406W30th said:

FWIW, I'm in favor of more lenient offside calls (and in this case, it probably doesn't make a difference in the result) but that's offside. 

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Umm, who drew those offside lines?

redraw those lines accurately and that is a good ‘let them play’ non-call. 

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Chelsea with Lukaku might be unbeatable 

Kante needs to get healthy for us to be a serious problem against top sides. Lukaku helps a lot though. Having a 9 that can actually hold the ball up is a revelation. 

And we score again as I'm typing that... but this Arsenal team is a bit of a mess. 

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Damn, they made that 2nd goal look easy

Going to be a long day for Arsenal. 

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Chelsea with Lukaku might be unbeatable 

That’s what I’m fearing. Their depth is ridiculous. And they have a manager who knows what he is doing. 

I wonder why Southampton didn’t go for Lukaku. 
 

They needed a new striker. Total failure of the scouting department. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Arsenal gets City next. 

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6 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

So when does Arteta get sacked?

City next, then Norwich and Burnley, then Spurs at home.  Maybe if they lose to Spurs?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

City next, then Norwich and Burnley, then Spurs at home.  Maybe if they lose to Spurs?

Or if the lose to No’rich

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Or if the lose to No’rich

Those relegation battle, bottom of the table 6 pointers are tough. 

Chelsea had 16 shots on target today. 

Actually I don't think that's right... NBC was displaying that but it isn't matching up elsewhere. 

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54 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

So when does Arteta get sacked?

End of the season.  I don’t see them doing it mid season. Partly because, who do they get next?  Is there a decent replacement available?

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