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#2

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

#5

Larry, what’s our record?

8-16

8-16. How’d we ever win 8

It’s a miracle

#9

 

“Sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.” 

“He did know.” 

 “How?”

 “I told him.” 

#14

Come on, Meat. Show us that million dollar arm, cuz I got a real good idea about that ten cent head of yours. 

#15

William Blake!

Edit: I might add that I frequently use “to announce my presence with authority” in casual conversation.

#17
1 hour ago, nycHorn said:

William Blake!

Edit: I might add that I frequently use “to announce my presence with authority” in casual conversation.

This. It's such a versatile phrase.

#19

I’ve never seen Crash so angry and frankly, sports fans, he used a word that’s a no-no with umpires.

Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.

Ummm, he’s so romantic.

#20

Hey. Relax. Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.

#21

Skip: "You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"

Larry: "Lollygaggers!"

Skip: "Lollygaggers."

#22

When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don’t hit them with your pitching hand. God! I can’t keep giving you these free lessons. Quit screwing around and help me up.

#23
1 hour ago, Hate said:

Get a hit Crash!

 

Shut up.

I went to high school with a guy that had a long career in the majors.  Of all the quotable/memorable scenes this was his favorite.  I like to think it speaks to the mindset required to make the show.

#25

He’s breathing through his eyelids. It’s a Mayan thing.

Aztec!

It’s an Aztec thing.

#29
33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I got a Porsche already. I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.

 

Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball!

#32

I can get us a rainout


Costner’s charisma in the 80’s was off the charts. He’s been in too many dramas and takes himself too seriously.

#34

"I held it like an egg..."

"Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak! You having fun yet?"

"God, he tee'd off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball."

"He did know."

"How?"

"I told him."

Edited by Dutch

#38
15 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Costner’s charisma in the 80’s was off the charts. He’s been in too many dramas and takes himself too seriously.

I've said it on other thread, but Costner has been in some fantastic movies (Fandango, No Way Out, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, Dances with Wolves, JFK, A Perfect World).  But he's also been in a lot of crap.

#40

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

 

If you win 20 in the show you can let fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you’re colorful.  

#41

Kills me. Send this pic to my best friend every year on his birthday with a “happy birthday, meat!” salutation. 

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#42

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night!

#43

It's not "wooly." Nobody gets "wooly." Women get weary, they don't get wooly. Nobody's got stress, they're wearing a dress... God damn I hate people who get the words wrong...

#44

“I was in the show for 21 days once. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Someone else carries your bags. It’s great. You hit white balls for batting practice. Ballparks are like cathedrals.”

Edited by Brandywine

#45

We stopped off in Durham a few years ago on our way back home so that I can see Cameron Indoor and totally kick myself for not remembering to stop by the ball park also.  

#46

Re Costner:  He does sports movies very well.  I sat through the abomination known as "For Love of The Game" just for the baseball parts.  

 

#47
20 hours ago, deadshank said:

If you win 20 in the show you can let fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you’re colorful.  

Until you win 20 in the show, however, it makes you a SLOB.

#48
20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Kills me. Send this pic to my best friend every year on his birthday with a “happy birthday, meat!” salutation. 

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I'm 100% stealing this idea.

#49

Baseball in a nutshell

Crash Davis : Your fastball's up, your curveball's hanging. In the Show, they would've ripped you.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Can't you even let me enjoy the moment?

Crash Davis : The moment's over.

#50
20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Kills me. Send this pic to my best friend every year on his birthday with a “happy birthday, meat!” salutation. 

 

For next year (with bonus Bert):

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