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42 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Do they still pay for plasma? Heck he could be a guinea pig for a trail drug too.

Be sure to do the Gherkin' Jerkin' part 1st because if he bleeds out 1st, then the whack job might make him pass out.

People wanting hand outs is nothing new.  In fact, it's all the rage now.

Well this dude has some strongly held conservative opinions for someone who claims to be young and living in a liberal stronghold.  Loves to try to get his point across via YouTube links to right-wing mouthpieces regarding equal rights, voting rights, sensible gun control, police violence, social welfare and other hot topics.  

So for our seed-working pal, active against the prevailing wind of what the bulk of us feel is the right way to employ government in assisting others, to come ask for assistance here = gonna have a bad time.  Enjoy your $10, after the free market provider takes their cut.  

It won't help you pay for your wedding but the future wife might enjoy...spacer.png

I have learned from this thread:

--Seed needs money,

--Buncha bitter-ass old geezers on here, and

--Fiancé and fiancée are two motherfucking different words.

Le français, espèce de pute, vous le parlez?

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I won't pitch in but I have a great business idea: Give tents for the homeless away for free. "How does that make money," you ask? Well, you get local companies to sponsor them and put their logo on the tent. Businessmen spend millions promoting their company on billboards. This cost them next to nothing. So you give away a tent to a homeless person with, for example, Austin Allergy emblazoned on it. The guy sets up near city hall and all of a sudden you have a prime advertising spot that may even make it on city and national tv.

 

 

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Apparently GoFundMe won’t let you donate $3.50, so I guess you get zero.

8 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Guys we might have a much darker NowThis situation...

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@workswithseed are you alive and are you considering ending your life? I'm ignoring your post history and reputation on this board and asking out of concern for another human being.

15 hours ago, Bevo said:

I won't pitch in but I have a great business idea: Give tents for the homeless away for free. "How does that make money," you ask? Well, you get local companies to sponsor them and put their logo on the tent. Businessmen spend millions promoting their company on billboards. This cost them next to nothing. So you give away a tent to a homeless person with, for example, Austin Allergy emblazoned on it. The guy sets up near city hall and all of a sudden you have a prime advertising spot that may even make it on city and national tv.

 

 

Do you have a kick start link?  
 

Combine this genius with the mobile hobo hotspot chains errrrr necklaces from SXSW a few years back and 

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12 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@workswithseed are you alive and are you considering ending your life? I'm ignoring your post history and reputation on this board and asking out of concern for another human being.

@workswithseed hasn't been on since Monday. If anyone knows him in real life (I guess we all do now), please check in on him. 

@workswithseed

Does workswithseed mean you work with cum? What kinda work do you do with cum? Do you suck dicks?

27 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Does workswithseed mean you work with cum? What kinda work do you do with cum? Do you suck dicks?

I don't think so. I think he is just a simple farmer, a person of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…

Does workswithseed mean you work with cum? What kinda work do you do with cum? Do you suck dicks?

Evidently not, because he could have made up the money fairly quickly.
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No, just fine. Went to an interview Tuesday. Looks like I got egg on my face for this. My bad, shouldn't have asked. 

 

I would love to know what your goal was by starting this pathetic pandering thread.

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A Trumper asking for handouts so he can pay for a party is a bit too much on the nose. So, perfectly on brand I guess

11 hours ago, workswithseed said:

No, just fine. Went to an interview Tuesday. Looks like I got egg on my face for this. My bad, shouldn't have asked. 

 

Ain't no biggy. Half the pussies on this thread probably whine to they mommydaddy for cash when they're not on here braggin about bein rich.

Question: when you watch the motivational clip from Glengarry Glen Ross, do you want to rush out the door and sell something? And do you actually make sales when you try to make sales? [Talking non-drugs here.]

If the answers to those two questions are "Hell Yeah,", lemme know. I am looking for people to sell some [Non-Drug] widgets for me in various states. If that works for you, I can hook you up on a trial run of [Totally Non-Drug] sample widgets, you either sell them or you don't, and if you do, I send you more and we both make $. 

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Ain't no biggy. Half the pussies on this thread probably whine to they mommydaddy for cash when they're not on here braggin about bein rich.

Question: when you watch the motivational clip from Glengarry Glen Ross, do you want to rush out the door and sell something? And do you actually make sales when you try to make sales? [Talking non-drugs here.]

If the answers to those two questions are "Hell Yeah,", lemme know. I am looking for people to sell some [Non-Drug] widgets for me in various states. If that works for you, I can hook you up on a trial run of [Totally Non-Drug] sample widgets, you either sell them or you don't, and if you do, I send you more and we both make $. 

I used to be a salesman.  Tough racket.

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Ain't no biggy. Half the pussies on this thread probably whine to they mommydaddy for cash when they're not on here braggin about bein rich.

Question: when you watch the motivational clip from Glengarry Glen Ross, do you want to rush out the door and sell something? And do you actually make sales when you try to make sales? [Talking non-drugs here.]

If the answers to those two questions are "Hell Yeah,", lemme know. I am looking for people to sell some [Non-Drug] widgets for me in various states. If that works for you, I can hook you up on a trial run of [Totally Non-Drug] sample widgets, you either sell them or you don't, and if you do, I send you more and we both make $. 

I pour extra cream in my coffee and pop out my toast before it reaches 4. 

21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am looking for people to sell some [Non-Drug] widgets for me in various states. If that works for you, I can hook you up on a trial run of [Totally Non-Drug] sample widgets, you either sell them or you don't, and if you do, I send you more and we both make $. 

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Ain't no biggy. Half the pussies on this thread probably whine to they mommydaddy for cash when they're not on here braggin about bein rich.
Question: when you watch the motivational clip from Glengarry Glen Ross, do you want to rush out the door and sell something? And do you actually make sales when you try to make sales? [Talking non-drugs here.]
If the answers to those two questions are "Hell Yeah,", lemme know. I am looking for people to sell some [Non-Drug] widgets for me in various states. If that works for you, I can hook you up on a trial run of [Totally Non-Drug] sample widgets, you either sell them or you don't, and if you do, I send you more and we both make $. 

Def scentsy
On 6/1/2021 at 11:32 PM, Baboontyme said:

There is a guy. Who literally posted a pegging video on accident. And then disappeared. And he is more highly thought of than you are right now because of this thread. You posted your personal information. You are probably going to regret this. Surly is a little bit scary. That said, there is actually a path out here. There is one thing that you could do to erase all of this ugly history. Just post a picture of your fiance's cans. Problem solved. 

Not sorry I missed it but is this the reason for all the nowthis jokes lately?

3 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Not sorry I missed it but is this the reason for all the nowthis jokes lately?

If you’re asking why that particular disappeared, yes. 

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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

If you’re asking why that particular disappeared, yes. 

I still hope he comes back one day though. Everyone would probably laugh and welcome him back.

12 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps you mooching little cunt

Ha, bootstraps! It is probably knee highs or thigh highs and garters.

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23 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps you mooching little cunt

You're late to the game. Would you mind getting off the field? 

On 5/31/2021 at 9:31 AM, gmr548 said:

The only difference between today and decades ago is that older people had it handed to them without having to ask

What?

On 6/4/2021 at 9:19 AM, Bevo said:

I don't think so. I think he is just a simple farmer, a person of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…

Crap, I’ve always read his username as works with weed unless there is one of those around here also. Learn something new every day.

On 5/30/2021 at 11:58 PM, workswithseed said:

I have a loan that would be nice to pay off to help save for my wedding next year. Y'all would really be helping me out. 

https://gofund.me/b7d4cf24

 

man, you are one pathetic loser

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2 minutes ago, El Tri said:

man, you are one pathetic loser

Do you happen to live with your mom, and want to eat meatloaf?

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

Do you happen to live with your mom, and want to eat meatloaf?

says the Trumptard begging for money to pay off $2500 in loans. don't be poor bro

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56 minutes ago, El Tri said:

says the Trumptard begging for money to pay off $2500 in loans. don't be poor bro

Trumptard isn't the correct nomenclature, dude. Go hump someone else's leg. They might get more entertainment out of your weak dribble.

17 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

This thread is fantastic.

Just pay it off with a credit card green stamps and bootstraps, ala Slorch  

 

10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. 

Hot patootie

Bless my soul

I really love that

Rock & roll

I'm pretty hammered anyone want to pitch in for bail? Cashapp is cool

6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm pretty hammered anyone want to pitch in for bail? Cashapp is cool

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Need to do it before Sunday night when the new season of Rick and Morty premieres.

 

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21 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm pretty hammered anyone want to pitch in for bail? Cashapp is cool

Still in?

Crap, I’ve always read his username as works with weed unless there is one of those around here also. Learn something new every day.
You're not the only one. I didn't realize it's 'seed' until I read your post above
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Is this thread more embarrassing than jersey man cumming in his pants ?

Isn't OP a "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" kind of guy? At least based on his CR posts.

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