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9 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

We’re going to absolutely rip his shit tonight.  Let’s fucking go.

But we don't have any film!

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Yes, because of timezones.  And not celebrating CDT

9 minutes ago, Burt said:

Fuck! That means standard def for us Dish fuckers.

Standard def still exists?

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

OMG, they've only lost 4 games all year!!  DOOMED!!!1!

It doesn't look like their starting pitcher has ever lost a game either. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Standard def still exists?

For people not on Savings Time. 

Just now, blacklab said:

First warm up pitch was about 6 feet short

Hahaha oh my God this guy is about to get teed off on. 

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

First warm up pitch was about 6 feet short

Carl Lewis like.  Almost as bad as his Anthem.

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m of the opinion that we should welcome Fairfield to the big time early and often

How far down the list is a non-pitcher pitching for them? We might see that tonight.

Over/under our 10.5 average runs per game in this Regional?

Gotta guess over, right?

Think our Jersey boy is better than their Jersey boy?

Jack Erbeck looks like he's about to hear a record scratch followed by "You're probably wondering how I ended up here"

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I bet this guy walks our first 2 hitters. 

$40?

Your momma was the home team last night.

I’ll allow it
Just now, Fletch said:

$40?

Halfway there. Sure. 

1 minute ago, brojangles2 said:

749 days ago holy fuck. Hasn’t started a game since HS. 

Yeah, but keep in mind he's only 20.  So that's like 10% of his life.  That'd be like me not having started a game for........holy shit.  Now I get it. 

Needed that walk to clear one of the zeroes from his  stats on the scoreboard 

I’m a Red Sox fan so expect this pitcher to throw 6 scoreless innings. I’ve seen this shit far too often, usually wearing pinstripes.

They actually made that pretty close.

So they'll have that going for them.  Which is nice.

Was at the Keller/Southlake Region 1 Final last night and Keller's two pitchers had more velocity (low 90s) than this chump.

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I knew Antico was from NJ but didn't know the town until now.  No bueno--

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Ahhhhhhhhahahahaahahahahahaaaa, bullpen action after 8 pitches......

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Halfway there. Sure. 

Fuck. I won 

Prayers be to Krom that we blow this open early and save arms.

That said, just win baby.

Just now, Fletch said:

Fuck. I won 

Or Daly is going to strike out looking like a scrub. Wtf dude. Can I highlight our strikeouts as a much bigger concern than our baserunning?

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Blazing 87-mph fastball

Young John Rhoades strides to the mound. Nebraska farm boy. Blazing left-handed speed. 

Don't hand the guy strikes just because he sucks, ump. We're trying to end this early. 

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