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Horseshit strike call there.

Ump feels sorry for this pitcher early.

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2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I knew Antico was from NJ but didn't know the town until now.  No bueno--

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Maybe this pitcher has an excellent pork roll recipe or whatever the fuck Antico likes for breakfast.  

If Ivan or Cam see that pitch it's 70 feet out of the ballpark. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Or Daly is going to strike out looking like a scrub. Wtf dude. Can I highlight our strikeouts as a much bigger concern than our baserunning?

Yeah I placed the bet thinking bunt or he gets a productive out. That was shit. May be time for Stehly to see some ab’s

Just now, Cajun said:

Horseshit strike call there.

Ump feels sorry for this pitcher early.

and he calls it again, lol. it's both up and in. dude better call it both ways.

Hanson better gets this shitty strike calls too 

Hey...he can now tell his grandkids that he got to pitch against the ‘21 National Champion Texas Longhorns....that’s something!

Sit on the fucking curve. He doesn't have enough on his fastball to sneak it by you.

This is one of those games where it appears that the ump has pity for the scrub pitcher and helps him at every turn.

GODDAMNIT!

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Sit on the fucking curve. He doesn't have enough on his fastball to sneak it by you.

This. His fastball is like 86

We need one run in this half inning.  

 

Another ump that subscribes to the “pity zone” for balls and strikes.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Cam's going yard here.

He could get 4-0ed

You can just feel it.

The home plate ump wants to be a big story.

Just now, ztejas said:

He could get 4-0ed

You gonna make another bet? 

Umps like this piss me the fuck off.

 

Just now, BERT said:

You gonna make another bet? 

Sure. $500. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I don’t think the umpire is screwing us he just sucks.

He's in "I feel sorry for the shitty scrub pitcher" mode.

He's screwing us.

We won't get those calls.

Just now, Cajun said:

Umps like this piss me the fuck off.

 

I can tell 

Last nights ump: man my zone was terrible. 
 

Tonight’s ump: hold my beer. 

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

This is one of those games where it appears that the ump has pity for the scrub pitcher and helps him at every turn.

GODDAMNIT!

Hansen better get the same fucking zone 

Just now, ztejas said:

Sure. $500. 

See that @Fletch now he wants to bet you $500!! 

Ducks on the pond.

Bucks in the brush.

Just now, Fletch said:

Hansen better get the same fucking zone 

Ump called a few balls strikes and a couple of strikes balls.  He just sucks.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Why did they start this guy?

They’re out of pitching 

I guess you are allowed 30 minutes to talk to your pitcher now. 

Just now, BERT said:

They’re out of pitching 

yup

1 minute ago, BERT said:

See that @Fletch now he wants to bet you $500!! 

Me and Fletch settled out of court. I owe him a beer. 

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