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"Hot guy for the Stags" not facing shitty ASU pitching any longer though.

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See Pete, all you had to do is stop fucking around and letting them make contact

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Yeah I get that. And they didn’t expect to be in the playoffs etc etc.  it’s like when you dudes agree to fall weddings on Texas OU weekend. Your dad’s a D-I coach, you’d think they’d talk about hey can we wait until the entire season is over I mean I know we don’t make the playoffs but what if...?

You either encourage them to have a wedding this time of year or risk it being scheduled on Saturday from late August to December.  My kids  and wife know where I stand on this when they start planning the wedding thing in the next few years. Lol

What an incredible gritty strikeout by the Fairfield batter to end the inning.

Just amazing!

Such FORTITUDE!!!

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Anyone think Snoop is absolutely horrible spokesman for a mediocre  beer?  

That's the fine life, baby

Just now, Cajun said:

What an incredible gritty strikeout by the Fairfield batter to end the inning.

Just amazing!

Such FORTITUDE!!!

Let’s take a closer look to see if he went 1% beyond the plate!

this fucking ump and the rando strike zone.

 

in the dirt, strike

high inside... strike  for 7th fucking time 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

You either encourage them to have a wedding this time of year or risk it being scheduled on Saturday from late August to December.  My kids  and wife know where I stand on this when they start planning the wedding thing in the next few years. Lol

I feel like this is the mound scene from bull durham so I'm gonna add that maybe the wedding got rescheduled from fall due to covid.

Now who is cutting the heads off the live chickens?

Silas, how the fuck do you watch a hanging breaking ball just float by?

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

this fucking ump and the rando strike zone.

 

in the dirt, strike

high inside... strike  for 7th fucking time 

Gotta throw’em a bone or two.   

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Let’s take a closer look to see if he went 1% beyond the plate!

After what these guys have been through, you just don't see that kind of composure after whiffing to end all hopes of crawling back to within 7 runs.

I mean, we should all be in AWE!!!

9 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Who the fuck knows they’re pregnant two years in adavance?

Elephants?

This ump has been just overall bad. Since it’s gone both ways hasn’t been affecting the game too much. 

Edited by JimmyJames

103 pitches and 44 strikes...is that good?

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I feel like this is the mound scene from bull durham so I'm gonna add that maybe the wedding got rescheduled from fall due to covid.

Now who is cutting the heads off the live chickens?

It went like this - hey pops we are getting married, girlie wants a May wedding, how’s that sound. Son conference tourney ends Memorial Day weekend can you make it the first weekend in June so I can be there? Oops.

The only thing is if the catcher has some Mickey Sasser disease.  

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2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I’m kinda high right now so I may not make it through this game.

Start drinking. Might help.

Just now, zlavydra said:

That was a huge fucking meatball.  Come on Daly...

He put the barrel on it. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Wonder if they'll plunk Antico next time. 

Not if they're trying to. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Wonder if they'll plunk Antico next time. 

Fuck around and find out, Fairfield. 

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Anyone think Snoop is absolutely horrible spokesman for a mediocre  beer?  

I have a great solution for drinking Corona. You buy Pacifico then you pretend it's Corona. 

Fairfield kids complain like they are 39-4 in a real conference. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How’d they ever get 9

It's a miracle.

Is 9 Ks through 4 any good?

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pete with 8 Ks through 4.1.

Deal. Ing.

@WBT

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

9 Ks out of 12 outs.  Is that good?

Hah. Slow to the party eh, fellas?

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Now let’s get into their bullpen

There was one?  

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