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3 HBP plus one that didn't count after time was called

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I like when we score lots of runs and they score few.

 Ump walked him most of the way to 1st. He must have been bitching 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

But how was their base running?

Quit beating jokes to death asshole. 

Announcer just said Arkie missing Gunnar Hoglund, who, although he has "hog" in his name, plays for Ole Miss.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I counted 12 - is he really at 13? No way that isn't a career high. 

I double checked. 13 Ks

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I counted 12 - is he really at 13? No way that isn't a career high. 

Yes, he is, and yes, it is.  Previous high was 9.

Just now, Pancho said:

What’s the score?  ESPNU isn’t showing this game in Houston like the promised. 

its on LHN.   and 12-2

Just now, Pancho said:

What’s the score?  ESPNU isn’t showing this game in Houston like the promised. 

It's in LHN. 12-2 Texas

Just now, Pancho said:

What’s the score?  ESPNU isn’t showing this game in Houston like the promised. 

12-2 but that doesnt even come close to showing what a beatdown it has been. 

2 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Announcer just said Arkie missing Gunnar Hoglund, who, although he has "hog" in his name, plays for Ole Miss.

No wonder they miss him

3 Ks each for Faltine and Ardoin tonight

Why didn't Fairfield open the game with this 71 mph goo chucker?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

3 Ks each for Faltine and Ardoin tonight

Faltine has hit 2 balls hard. Ardoin's had a... tough night.

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Why didn't Fairfield open the game with this 71 mph goo chucker?

Because he’s a 71 mph goo chucker

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Because he’s a 71 mph goo chucker

At least it goes over the fucking plate, sometimes. 

I'm not sure I can get behind mid-inning pitching changes when up 10 after 11pm

Craig sounds like he is beyond ready to go home on the radio lol. 

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don’t get LHN with xfinty

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It's on ESPN U as well.  That's where I found it.

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Let's put up another 5-spot to let everyone still in the field know what's coming for them.

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Craig sounds like he is beyond ready to go home on the radio lol. 

Fire his ass

The Californians?  

Stuart!  Take the 610 to the Bayou to the 45.  

Now that we have full crowds again, I'm surprised we haven't seen drunk David Ash behind the plate. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Now that we have full crowds again, I'm surprised we haven't seen drunk David Ash behind the plate. 

hes fucking there.... everytime Zach gets up to bat, hes fucking chanting zub b a

All those little steps - isn't that, um, illegal?

 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Now that we have full crowds again, I'm surprised we haven't seen drunk David Ash behind the plate. 

hes been told his ticket is being checked.   if he doesnt have a ticket for behind home plate hes getting tossed. 

 

although this year he somehow managed to get a handicapable spot in section 4 on the walkway.   hes been sitting there almost every game I attended

 Nixon should pitch the 9th, just to give him an inning... unless he pitched and I missed it. 

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hes been told his ticket is being checked.   if he doesnt have a ticket for behind home plate hes getting tossed. 
 
although this year he somehow managed to get a handicapable spot in section 4 on the walkway.   hes been sitting there almost every game I attended


Saw him tonight pregame. Don’t know where he sat.

The Vandy closer? throws 98-99.😳

Also, they're wearing some bizarre Confederate Navy looking uniforms.

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7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hes been told his ticket is being checked.   if he doesnt have a ticket for behind home plate hes getting tossed. 

 

although this year he somehow managed to get a handicapable spot in section 4 on the walkway.   hes been sitting there almost every game I attended

You talking about that dude with the long hair and red beard that wears his hat backwards and yells a lot?  

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You talking about that dude with the long hair and red beard that wears his hat backwards and yells a lot?  

yes that fucking clown... he normally wears the David Ash   #14.

i dont mind the enthusiasm.

 

I do mind the fact that hes been told MULTIPLE TIMES that Zach fucking hates when he does that  ZU  B YA chant.   Zach's father has told the assclown to shut the fuck up during Zach's at bats because it fucking distracts him.

yet the asshat keeps fucking chanting. 

no CR, but I'm consistently and genuinely surprised that he wasn't arrested for the events of January 6th. 

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