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Jesus Christ, Werner had a goal robbed by bullshit VAR and now another by an exceptional save.

hard tackle. I will applaud how he took the red. No whining, just handed his captains band off and walked off the pitch. 

Ok Chelsea, take advantage dammit. I need three wins today. Chelsea, Red Sox and of course TEXAS! 

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't mind a Mississippi State win today, either...

Ok you can have that as well! 

Damn what a perfect pass into the box. Was handed perfectly to Timo.

2-1 Good guys. 

Gotta give Timo credit for sticking with it and getting into a great goal scoring position for a third time and finally getting one.

And a third!

From 1 point to 3 points and 2 in the goal difference column.  Nice, that's nice.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And a third!

From 1 point to 3 points and 2 in the goal difference column.  Nice, that's nice.

hahaha, what a sequence for that one! 

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Seems like I missed a cracker. 

Mike Dean is such a fucking punk. Glad we got 3 out of it. 

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't mind a Mississippi State win today, either...

4-0 brother. :)

What a wonderful addition this guy has been.

 

 

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

What a wonderful addition this guy has been.

 

 

Silva's level of play given his age has been ridiculous, too. 

Fuck, if Tuchel somehow get's RLC to reach his potential, I'm buying  Tuchel kit.

 

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Probably won't be awake for the match. Dealing with some fairly heavy emotional shit right now. 

COYBs yadda yadda and the rest. Need to get back into the swing of things - missed a lot lately. 

Keep the pitch dry for me, lads.

We really need another goal here

Lived dangerously but got the 3 points. Top of the table!

Yeah that was a wee bit stressful

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Timo in form early in this one. 

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Christensen with a nice volley off the pitch that finds the back after an assault on their goal. First goal for Chelsea. 

This isn't going to be close. 

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Hope that's a bruise or something and not something structural for Lukaku. Our attack is getting a little thin. 

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Anyone know if this clinches top 2 for us?

(Don't think it does since we lost @Juve)

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone know if this clinches top 2 for us?

(Don't think it does since we lost @Juve)

Nothing clinched.

17 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

Didn't get to watch...any updates/thoughts on those injuries? :/

I did just see that our next opponent is hapless Norwich (my other team)...so *I* could probably start as a striker and at least keep us in that one...

The color announcer just said:

"Well, that is Top v Bottom."


And it's pretty obvious that the Top is working the hell out of that Bottom. Just pounding the shit out of it.

The last minutes of the half felt like going through the paces at the end of the game. I completely forgot that it was only a few minutes before halftime and then Norwich was going to have to come out and take another major pounding from its Top.

I know it's just Norwich, but we seem pretty good at footballing.

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I know it's just Norwich, but we seem pretty good at footballing.


Do you think that a club can be relegated mid-season?

Because there is one on TV that should be.

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Red Sox are out. UT is mediocre. Chelsea top of the table. 

I need this.

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8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

The color announcer just said:

"Well, that is Top v Bottom."


And it's pretty obvious that the Top is working the hell out of that Bottom. Just pounding the shit out of it.

The last minutes of the half felt like going through the paces at the end of the game. I completely forgot that it was only a few minutes before halftime and then Norwich was going to have to come out and take another major pounding from its Top.

Like a Mandingo cock on top of a 19 year old South Korean girl.

Oh, this is a futbol thread. Aplogies.

I vote we play Norwich every week

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EFL cup at 1:45 tomorrow (central).

Maybe Pulisic gets some mins? He should be close. 

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We really need to get healthy. I like Barkley but he just isn't our standard anymore. 

Defense is doing fine. Midfield is not doing well. We look decent when we finally get the ball in their third. The transition from our defense through midfield is just awful and Southampton doing a nice job of pressuring.

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Ziyech to Havertz is one way to get it done. 

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You'd like Kepa to save that but Sarr has been straight up bad today. 

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Is Kai point shaving? 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You'd like Kepa to save that

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CHO is so frustrating because he's close to being a good player but just can never seem to put it together.

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Both keepers MOTM. My God.

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