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No crime in trashing an Outback Steakhouse.  Doing it nekkid should garner style points.   

At the health center, it was discovered that she may have had a fentanyl patch in her pubic area, according to a law enforcement report.

 

A what?

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

No crime in trashing an Outback Steakhouse.  Doing it nekkid should garner style points.   

But she wasn't wearing any flair.

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After Kindred was tased, she was placed in handcuffs before being transported to Advent Health for treatment.

At the health center, it was discovered that she may have had a fentanyl patch in her pubic area, according to a law enforcement report.

Broad knows how to party

 

11 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

The fentanyl snatch patch wouldn't count?

23 is the minimum

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I guess she showed everyone her bloomin’ onion.

Maybe Dan knew what he was doing taking Patty to Outback for their anniversary.  Dinner and a show.

There's no way in the world she's not an elected Florida State Rep by 2024.  I mean, that's just a straight shitter with upper house leadership written all over her. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Looks pretty good for 53

1234.

i mean if she only had a bikini on then would have been any thursday at outback in florida

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There's no way in the world she's not an elected Florida State Rep by 2024.  I mean, that's just a straight shitter with upper house leadership written all over her. 

FitLump's mother?

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

The fentanyl snatch patch wouldn't count?

Strong band name potential.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

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that guy in the background just chilling/watching/drinking a beer and I share a spirit animal 

Outback Steakhouse?  I’ve grown very fond of that place.

Feisty Florida female flagrantly flaunts physique, felled by frisky feds

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

There's no way in the world she's not an elected Florida State Rep by 2024.  I mean, that's just a straight shitter with upper house leadership written all over her. 

My thoughts as well (srs).

Smashing glass bottles while nekkit... crazy, I can tolerate, but that's just poor planning.

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

At the health center, it was discovered that she may have had a fentanyl patch in her pubic area, according to a law enforcement report.

 

A what?

Uncle Boobs pays extra for that.

"I cum from a patch Down Under..."

3 minutes ago, justhookit said:

What a pussy.

I dunno hard to tell from that video, face aside though she seems to have a pretty nice inshape body for a 53 year old

Yeah, from the looks of it that's a tight little body for a 53yo.  

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Multiverse Courtney Cox, if Bruce Springsteen doesn't invite her on stage.

WTF - What's Gayest Band Of All Time? | Page 3 | The Dawg Shed

 

The more you know. 

8 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Great video

NSFW

7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I dunno hard to tell from that video, face aside though she seems to have a pretty nice inshape body for a 53 year old

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, from the looks of it that's a tight little body for a 53yo.  

All of this.

 

At least she wore her shoes while standing on the bar.  It's a simple courtesy.  

On 6/6/2021 at 9:29 AM, Incredulity said:

At the health center, it was discovered that she may have had a fentanyl patch in her pubic area, according to a law enforcement report.

 

A what?

 

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Hon, looks like a bit of a wait on that 3rd loaf of bread to come out.  

On 6/6/2021 at 2:14 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Smashing glass bottles while nekkit... crazy, I can tolerate, but that's just poor planning.

She did leave her flip flops on, so while this wasn't D-Day level logistics, it wasn't a Bay of Pigs either.

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