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    So my dad fell down and hit his head and had catastrophic brain injury. Found out at 7:00 am. Got to the hospital at 9. Mom tells me he’s incoherent. I hear the doctor ask him his name and he says “Jo

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    First two in Austin, the next one in Omaha

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    This is real life btw. Not some convoluted joke.  All prayers are appreciated. 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Just poured myself a vodka tonic and ready to watch a horns victory. Nice first inning Ty

Jamisons on the rocks here. Let’s do this!

I believe there a bet somewhere on here about Antico drawing a walk to start off the game. 

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

That's the Occupy Left Field people 

Cool … I’d be happy to occupy front row behind HP. 

Just now, Fletch said:

@ztejas what was I saying about opening walk?

I think there was $10 at stake.

Cool face paint. Really helped ya with that non catch in foul ground 

Just now, zlavydra said:

I think there was $10 at stake.

He knows. I got my muscle following him around 

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On 6/10/2021 at 8:30 PM, Fletch said:

And yeah. Guarantee Antico opens it up with a walk, pitcher shits pants, we kick the shit out of him. He’ll never return to Austin again after the horrible memory we’re going to leave him 

My ego needed this 

On 6/10/2021 at 6:30 PM, Fletch said:

And yeah. Guarantee Antico opens it up with a walk, pitcher shits pants, we kick the shit out of him. He’ll never return to Austin again after the horrible memory we’re going to leave him 

 

On 6/10/2021 at 11:42 PM, ztejas said:

$10 says he doesn't.

 

Not gonna get greedy and ask for the 3-run homer.  I'll take the RBI double.

Damn, look at all of those helmet stickers!!! 

This team is so fucking locked in right now. 

Just now, BERT said:

Damn, look at all of those helmet stickers!!! 

Just fuckin pisses me off!!!

 

hahahahahahahahaha these dudes are done 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

 

 

Yes. I know. You don't need to quote it - it was a joke.

Man, it's going our way.  Gotta get at least one more out of this, come on.

Goddamnit Ivan.

Get that shit on the ground

 

Just now, Cajun said:

Goddamnit Ivan.

Get that shit on the ground

 

Or at least don’t swing at 2 curve balls from this rube

Just now, shadow_operative said:

Cam Williams is my favorite hitter since Mark Payton. 

No love for Kody?

Just now, Cajun said:

This guy won't go past 6 innings.

6? I think you meant 3

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