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Just now, Mo Horn said:

That was a major league balk

Like the movie, right? 
 

 

and that was a major league strikeout, like the movie 

Damn, nice come back pitch by him though. Come on, let's get a fucking 2 out hit. 

Guy has stuff, but make no mistake, he's rattled by this crowd.

Should have gotten more, but no way he survives the 2nd time through the lineup. 

He'll be at 60 pitches by mid 3rd inning.

 

He made a lot of good pitches. Only one ball hit hard.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

How are we so far behind on 92mph meatballs?

Cause they’re still 92mph fastballs. You act like that’s slow 

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Guy has stuff, but make no mistake, he's rattled by this crowd.

We gotta keep the pressure on and make him fold or he’ll settle in and…..

Welp. 1 run but 27 pitches. 

That atmosphere is electric.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Should have gotten more, but no way he survives the 2nd time through the lineup. 

That’s my hope. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Should have gotten more, but no way he survives the 2nd time through the lineup. 

I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you.

But I'll still need you to come in on Sunday, mmmkay?

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

The hitting with RISP is...concerning.

It’s the first inning, lighten up Francis 

Ugh, that sucks. Felt like a big inning. Guy made some pitches though. 

Just now, zlavydra said:

He made a lot of good pitches. Only one ball hit hard.

He really did.  Would've been nice to get more out of those blunders, but at least we got his pitch count up.

Is that beeping always happening?  Not as bad as MSU cowbells or Oakland drumming but I still don’t like it. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

How are we so far behind on 92mph meatballs?

92 ain't slow and he's got pretty good movement.

They’re making better contact than we are. 
 

Button the jersey, bruh. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He really did.  Would've been nice to get more out of those blunders, but at least we got his pitch count up.

Re this point anyone know what their BP looks like? 

Look at this Tom Jones douche bag

Tell this jabroni to button his shirt up. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

They’re making better contact than we are. 
 

Button the jersey, bruh. 

Yeah, and now the ump is squeezing the zone. 

What the fuck is this strike zone? That was arguably 4 strikes. 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

We won’t do any damage in postseason unless Melendez ends his slump


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*whispers* last weekend was the postseason 

They’re making better contact than we are. 
 
Button the jersey, bruh. 

This dude think he’s Captain Ron?!?!


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2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

We won’t do any damage in postseason unless Melendez ends his slump


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Melendez is not the key to this team.

Not even close.

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