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I hate to break it to you guys but that doesn't count as a plate appearance with RISP. 

(The Antico RBI) 

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1 minute ago, williemackgarza said:

Why these fucks still wearin shades?

Same reason they’re wearing chains and open jerseys. The one looks like he’s wearing a scarf but I know it’s a bandana. 

Overmatched no. 8 hitter didn't see pitches like that from UCF or Tulane.

Just now, ztejas said:

I hate to break it to you guys but that doesn't count as a plate appearance with RISP. 

 

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5 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

What happened to tie goes to the runner?

Let me know if you find that in the rule book …

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Hey those keep runners from breaking fingers, or get cleated. Don't want to lose anyone at this point in the season. 

I have a couple of scars (which I am proud of today) but I would have worn one if they were available at the time.

Look, I'm an A's fan, I'm more than used to artifical noise during at bats, but someone needs to murder the car horn honker.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's been some noticeable moments, both pitches and athletic moves, where they are clearly just playing at the wrong speed.

ASU had better fielding and questionably better batting. Fairfield too.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

That's a major league slider right there.

Yes.

Yes it was.

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

KKK!

 

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Then 4 straight balls. Lovely. God I hate walks 

Just now, BERT said:

Then 4 straight balls. Lovely. God I hate walks 

One of those was a strike. 

And the door slams shut again.

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

This guy resembles April Ty Madden. Hell yeah.

Is that a stripper? 

Just now, The Dude said:

This umps SZ is all over the place

“He’s at 32k feet. Now 20k feet. Now 32k feet. This guy is all over the place. What an asshole” 

 

I know I don’t have the direct quote right, but y’all get the point 

I hate to break it to you guys but that doesn't count as a plate appearance with RISP. 
(The Antico RBI) 

I can appreciate what you’re doing. Really. I can. I just remember too many games where Texas had left a large quantity of runners on. The ASU game had a number of runs scored due to walks and hit batters. But in that same game we had runners on 1st and 3rd in the first three innings and we couldn’t capitalize. I admitted I probably let my emotions get the best of me. I just wanna see our enemies crushed and driven before us.

Zubia's been flailing at first-pitch breaking balls quite a bit lately.

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:


I can appreciate what you’re doing. Really. I can. I just remember too many games where Texas had left a large quantity of runners on. The ASU game had a number of runs scored due to walks and hit batters. But in that same game we had runners on 1st and 3rd in the first three innings and we couldn’t capitalize. I admitted I probably let my emotions get the best of me. I just wanna see our enemies crushed and driven before us.

It’s baseball, don’t be that guy that complains because we don’t bat a 1.000

Nice command fuckwad. You almost killed our leader 

It’s baseball, don’t be that guy that complains because we don’t bat a 1.000

Jesus titty fukn Christ on a cracker. I already said I let my emotions get the best of me. Not gonna address this anymore. Let it die. Done with it.

Ump: "if that hadn't hit you, I'd have called it a strike. "

I'm not going to complain that we're not hitting 1.000, but a 2-0 pitch to the cleanup hitter should be either be taken or crushed.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Zubia pissed 

He outta be. You’re in the fucking supers on an 0-2 count and you launch one at his head? Cause you fucking suck and are a choker. Get the fuck outta here

Just now, Txslnghrns said:


Jesus titty fukn Christ on a cracker. I already said I let my emotions get the best of me. Not gonna address this anymore. Let it die. Done with it.

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