Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 3.1k
  • Views 179.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    So my dad fell down and hit his head and had catastrophic brain injury. Found out at 7:00 am. Got to the hospital at 9. Mom tells me he’s incoherent. I hear the doctor ask him his name and he says “Jo

  • NeverMarryAStripper
    NeverMarryAStripper

    First two in Austin, the next one in Omaha

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    This is real life btw. Not some convoluted joke.  All prayers are appreciated. 

Posted Images

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

I'll take 2-0 after 3 and I'll take the same thing in the middle innings.  Let's fucking go, Ty.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

Shhh……it’s a trap…

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

Just now, zlavydra said:

One hard-hit ball per inning so far.

3 if you count the one that hit Zubia’s helmet

Just now, Fletch said:

then go for the money shot

Hot Dog Money Shot GIF

4 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


Jesus titty fukn Christ on a cracker. I already said I let my emotions get the best of me. Not gonna address this anymore. Let it die. Done with it.

We must give this American a wide berth...

iu-2.jpeg

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

This is the key.  Get him outta the game and they're done.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

With the buzzer.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

Announcer is convinced that Madden pitched against Fairfield. I don't remember it that way.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

Jasiak seems legit to me. Good velocity and command (well, except for when he went upside Zoob's head). Would be great if our 'Horns can chase him by the sixth.

That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

My anaconda don’t want none….
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

Yep.  Get that bullshit outta this place of honor.  You are weak sauce.

Like a guy that brings his own ketchup to a 5 star steak restaurant.

Edited by Cajun

Just now, Nivek said:


My anaconda don’t want none unless…..

You got buns hun

Ok Ty, reel it back in here.

Nothing is fucked.  Nothing is fucked...

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

Ty has big time stuff, but he loses command of the strike zone too much. That'll come at the next level

Yay, another douche gold chain chest showing loser.

Just now, BERT said:

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

He's been lacking a little control for awhile now. At his best he is our best pitcher but he isn't really our most consistent guy right now. 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

That one was good enough. 

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


My anaconda don’t want none….

Begrudgingly....rep

Nice K, but his pitch count is climbing. Gonna need the pen tonight

Dude with the long beard behind home plate. Is that DDA’s dad? 

Waylp. Doubt that kind of inning flies against Vandy or ND, but sit em down Ty.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

 

images (8).jpeg

Just now, Cajun said:

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

They knew they were going to get assfucked tonight so they figured they might as well derobe a bit ahead of time. 

Get ready fellas, they're bringing him in to pinch hit soon -

iu-3.jpeg

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.