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3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yay, another douche gold chain chest showing loser.

These guys need to button their shirts.  It ain't even hot yet.

These guys need to button their shirts.  It ain't even hot yet.

But they’re from Florida. It’s what they do. 368c19249defb11f70cfb156b1a949e5.jpg
2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Get ready fellas, they're bringing him in to pinch hit soon -

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The original puffy shirt

What the background on Tulowitski being on the staff?

Good ab by Kennedy.  Making this fuck work.

Just now, Dr Fear said:

What the background on Tulowitski being on the staff?

Friends with Huston Street and wanted to get into college coaching

Great ab.  That will pay dividends.

 

God damn a 10 pitch ab out our 9 hole hitter. And he hits it on the button 

Nice catch but you didn’t have to fall down

Friends with Huston Street and wanted to get into college coaching
That's a good plan.
Just now, Fletch said:

God damn a 10 pitch ab out our 9 hole hitter. And he hits it on the button 

One of those ab's that won't show shit on on the scorecard, but will figure big in this game.  Fantastic ab

 

Christ, if whoever is blowing that fucking car horn sounding thing tonight is doing the same thing at the game I’m at tomorrow night, I may end up in jail tomorrow night for murder. 

Christ, if whoever is blowing that fucking car horn sounding thing tonight is doing the same thing at the game I’m at tomorrow night, I may end up in jail tomorrow night for murder. 

Paging workswithseed. Start this man a gofundme for bail and I’ll contribute!!!

That's a morale killer when you're the other team

Welcome to the show again commuter school

Ok, let's chase this guy now. I want a crooked number. 

Alright let's drive Jasiak from the mound this inning. 

Work this USF pitcher here and that monkey on his back morphs into a gorilla. 

If we go up first pitch swinging I'm going to punch a kitten.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Their coach looks like a Keystone Light spokesman.

Fat man in a little hat. 

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Work this USF pitcher here and that monkey on his back morphs into a gorilla. 

If we go up first pitch swinging I'm going to punch a kitten.

Do you keep kittens nearby?

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

Christ, if whoever is blowing that fucking car horn sounding thing tonight is doing the same thing at the game I’m at tomorrow night, I may end up in jail tomorrow night for murder. 

Surly needs a hit squad for occasions like this. How’s the wreath fund these days?..

Just now, TexArcher said:

Their coach looks like a Keystone Light spokesman.

He sounded tense as hell. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Do you keep kittens nearby?

Bunch of ferals run around my hood.

I'll find one.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Their coach looks like a Keystone Light spokesman.

Not sure about the "light" part.

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