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Um, we better start hitting the ball. This could flip real quick. 

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

More than likely going to be a pitchers duel the rest of the way, USF's back end is really good.

Fits perfectly with our offense being ass my dude …

BattleVision obviously thinks that UT fans are poor white trash. Who would buy those piece of shit glasses?

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USF reliever confounds me.  32 IP and only 31 baserunners. 17 of those have scored, but he's only given up 3 bombs.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Fits perfectly with our offense being ass my dude …

Well this is just a dumb ass take but oh well

This is the best pitching we've seen since....thinking....Wolf and the flame-throwing WVU closer.

We keep letting them hang around, that's going to bite us

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We keep letting them hang around, that's going to bite us

Nah.

Maybe we need to start a go fund me campaign to get them more buttons.

Take your .650 OPS and have a seat on the bench, Mr. Eaton.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Nah.

I'm happy to be wrong 

Commentator describes Tanner Witt as a highly regarded true freshman and I bust out laughing.

 

 

You guys have ruined even the most innocuous of phrases.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

fungoes

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It’s a fungo bat. I didn’t”t apply the potato/potatoes grammar rules. Appreciate you, however, my buzz prefers that I don’t pay that much attention to it right now.

Can these announcers be any more obvious which way they lean?

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That 3-1 pitch was a strike on this Goliath. 

Nope, has to be 18 inches outside to be a strike.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Ty's last start at the Disch

He's only a sophomore so I guess his draft stock is high and he's signing with an MLB team?

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

He's only a sophomore so I guess his draft stock is high and he's signing with an MLB team?

Did the announcers calling him a first rounder every at bat not tip you off?

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