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Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Have there been any DDA sightings?

I was thinking about that last night… 

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Stevens needs a quick inning now 

Your wish is granted. 

Damn I love a nice quick inning after putting up runs..  

 

Keep the pressure on boys!

More of that please. And more of the top 2nd please.

 

thanks.

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That's the Tristan we are used to.

Time for Melendez to stop sucking.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Your wish is granted. 

I now wish for more runs in the top of the 3rd. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Now that's more like it!

Exactly… chalk the first inning up to jitters. We got our guy back!

Just now, Valmy77 said:

That's the Tristan we are used to.

Time for Melendez to stop sucking.

Mother effin this. Calling a HR here.

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

in Lubbock that hit would have been 100 yards into the parking lot

Knoxville too 

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

More of that please. And more of the bottom 1st please.

 

thanks.

 Uh, no. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I now wish for more runs in the top of the 3rd. 

Dude you blew it, you're supposed to wish for the win by a dozen runs.

And a million dollars.

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

More of that please. And more of the bottom 1st please.

 

thanks.

 

Texas is the visiting team... More of Top of the 2nd inning  🤘

Ivan is not good.  Maybe we should go to dj.

Just now, Ewreck10 said:

Mother effin this. Calling a HR here.

I’ll sit down with Melendez on the bench. Holy hell that was pathetic 

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Never mind my grammar and spelling.  That's just the whiskey talking. 

I fully understand 

Have there been any DDA sightings?

He’s here. He usually goes back and forth from his seat to the left field tailgate. You know, the one with the horn.

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1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Time to move him down the order

Or out 

Lotta bullshit pitches and grabbing dirt and rosin bags for a team from florida.

Ivan swinging at curveballs = Pedro Serrano 

8 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Have there been any DDA sightings?

He was there for sure last night!

8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Figured as much.   Houston weather has sucked ass.  Today was horrific. 

This week felt like Houston summer

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Ivan swinging at curveballs = Pedro Serrano 

better uber eats him a bucket of chicken

Things I hate only slightly less than honking left field fuckers:

1a. Out of focus batter’s eye cameras
1b. Behind the plate camera angles

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

Or out 

Yeah the problem with moving him down is we dont want to fuck with the part of the order that is scoring

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

when is the last time a pitcher threw behind the guy.....shit

Seems like half the times Cam is up, he gets one behind him...

Ivan is trying to pull everything.  When he was going good he was going with the ball. We have several guys trying to pull too much. 

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

Or out 

You can't bench a guy hitting .322 with 12 HRs but he needs to be moved down. It is hurting Zach too because teams aren't giving Zubia anything to hit knowing Ivan couldn't hit water right now if he fell out of a boat in the middle of the ocean.

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