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Just now, Tex Pete said:

He may be going to see the mother in law. Don’t assume it’s a good thing. 

Hahahahaha @ztejas married. That’s a good one 

Just now, Macanudo said:

During a run like this,  sometimes you just can't sit a guy. 

Vic needs to assist with the slump buster.

16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


about as humid of a week as I can remember. 

Seems to be bothering their pitchers.  Where are these guys from again?

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

 

You perverse jinxing bastard.  Are you just here because you put it in your planner 2 weeks ago?

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

I understand he’s hitting .322 with 12 games and all I would suggest is bench him a game or during this one and let him try to reset. Sometimes that’s all it takes. 

The guy feasted on some bad pitching.  Dont screw with what we've got going at the bottom of the order. He cant even hit sac flies when we need it. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You see many left handed third basemen?  Also he switch hits. 

See many right handed first basemen?  I know he switch hits.  Hadn't paid attention to throwing, other than it being erratic.

In any event, it appears that there's not much consistency in how they're worn.

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

See many right handed first basemen?  I know he switch hits.  Hadn't paid attention to throwing.

You see right handed first baseball all the damn time! 

Just now, BERT said:

You see right handed first baseball all the damn time! 

Baseman 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

See many right handed first basemen?  I know he switch hits.  Hadn't paid attention to throwing.

All the time. And your post said he hits left. Unless you meant today so far. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

The guy feasted on some bad pitching.  Dont screw with what we've got going at the bottom of the order. He cant even hit sac flies when we need it. 

He wouldn't really mess with anything hitting 8th, would be way less detrimental hitting 8th than 4th and could potentially help Zubia see some better pitches.

We're kicking their ass in TOP

Just now, Valmy77 said:

2 pitches 2 outs

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

2 pitches 2 outs

 

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

2 pitches, 2 outs. Noice.

Not only is my internet making my picture blurry, but it’s also slow and behind. Great 

Well… 6 pitches is a bit much, but nice effort Tristan

This Cantu actually puts some good aluminum on the ball.

Six pitch inning. Way to get on back on track, Stevens.

Let's put another crooked number on the board here & destroy their souls.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All the time. And your post said he hits left. Unless you meant today so far. 

I'd say he mostly hits left.

Also, there's a pic on his roster page with the mitt on his right hand. Lol. 

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Seems to be bothering their pitchers.  Where are these guys from again?

open shirts, chains and chest hair shoulda told ya.  Hairy Chest GIF by chavesfelipe

Man, that was a hanger and Zubia missed it badly.  He's lost.

(Reverse jinx engage)

 

Zubia had nothing to hit that AB.  He hit that one about as well as was possible.

Their starter is drinking Pedialyte now?


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At least Zubia looks like he's seeing the ball better. 

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

Not only is my internet making my picture blurry, but it’s also slow and behind. Great 

Along with the booze and the opiates kicking in, that probably ain’t helping either 

Just now, TxTower said:

Their starter is drinking Pedialyte now?


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Well, they're all pitching about as well as a small child, so.

 Melendez on the other hand still not seeing the ball. 

Welp....at least Ivan held off on the ball that bounced three times before crossing the plate

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