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Thought he was gonna call that a strike too. That was damn close 

USF needs to send one of those chairs from the bullpen in to pitch it can't be worse

Y'all remember when you were up 2-0?  That was fun, felt good, right?  Kinda like when you tied it in the 9th last night, right?  Fuck y'all, tho.

They'd be better off putting that chair in the bullpen in to pitch. 

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Is the USF coach calling for the bullpen or an Uber?

Unlimited breadsticks from Olive Garden.

What in the fuck’s name of camera angles is this behind the plate close up of the umps asshole?

Just now, chase25 said:

This zone is tighter than South Austin's mom

So sloppy and all over the place?

Just now, chase25 said:

This zone is tighter than South Austin's mom

That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works. 

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

This zone is tighter than South Austin's mom

South Austin's Mom's zone is a bit stretched out...or so I've heard.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So I guess no one knows that Zach doesn't like the ZU BI A.

Then it should piss him off and make him hit the ball harder 

Again, the bottom of the order comes through and Zubia shits the bed. 

After a called strike on the horns , our guys wipe their Jersey across the Texas letters.  They do it as they are looking to the dugout, Any idea the significance?

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Kinda embarrassing to K and dribble out on a guy that walked in two runs.

I can’t with these play card wrist bands on the USF pitchers. It’s hard to take them seriously when they look like position players pitching. 

Zubes with the exact opposite of a GS. That was like a tee ball single lol.

Edited by troph

shit that was fun, but in a week you can't count on shit like that.....really you should not be counting on shit like that right now

Gahhhhhhhhh. Fucking Zach and Ivan need to wake up. 8-3 is great but 10-3 would be better

Damn, Zach whiffed an absolute meatball on that 1st pitch slider

That was like bad sex.  You got some but it coulda been so much more. 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Kinda embarrassing to K and dribble out on a guy that walked in two runs.

Oh shut up 

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

After a called strike on the horns , our guys wipe their Jersey across the Texas letters.  Any idea the significance?

It means they want to see the video of the pitch 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

shit that was fun, but in a week you can't count on shit like that.....really you should not be counting on shit like that right now

 No shit!

2 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

South Austin's Mom's zone is a bit stretched out...or so I've heard.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway 

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

That was like bad sex.  You got some but it coulda been so much more. 

And it was your fault. 

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