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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

cant stop laughing at him running full speed into the wall. Hope he’s not seriously injured. 

He’s. So. Bad. I almost feel sorry for him. But yeah hopefully he’s alright. He’s got MLB potential in center

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

cant stop laughing at him running full speed into the wall. Hope he’s not seriously injured. 

Boop

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cam tonight: 1/1 HR 4 runs 2 RBIs 

Decent.

I’m still worried that he only hit the ball hard once tonight. It could hurt the team in the future. /s

What did the S Florida catcher have to say about that home run?

Airzona is hot right now.
A few days ago the odds were something like

Ark +250
Vandy +350
Texas +450
....

Can't remember the exact odds, but that was the order.
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

cant stop laughing at him running full speed into the wall. Hope he’s not seriously injured. 

 

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

What did the S Florida catcher have to say about that home run?

"I told you to hit him."

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

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Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

So at some point are we going to install trackman and the other high end camera tech to the Disch?

 

Someone needs to hit CDC on why we don’t have shit that is the norm in Munro league parks now

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

A few days ago the odds were something like

Ark +250
Vandy +350
Texas +450
....

Can't remember the exact odds, but that was the order.

Finish these silly little Bulls.

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to first fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

100 yard dash in Omaha next weekend?
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

cant stop laughing at him running full speed into the wall. Hope he’s not seriously injured. 

 

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Billy Mole sounds like the name of a fall down drunk at the neighborhood dive bar. 

Looks like on too

Does anyone think the horn will sound the same when it’s jammed up its owner’s ass?  

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

USF head coach is dying in his early 70s, and im being generous

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to first fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

This gonna happen before or after your foot race? 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Damn this team is good.  Who has the Texas kryptonite? Vandy? Who else…?  Gotta be a favorite for sure.  

We should respect everyone in Omaha, obviously.  Any team there is capable of beating any other in baseball.

But I was quite wary of UA, I guess going back to February.  I remain very wary of Vanderbilt, Rockerco is something I'm not sure we've quite handled yet.

Arizona's super against sentient competition was pretty impressive.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Billy Mole sounds like the name of a fall down drunk at the neighborhood dive bar. 

He looks like that too. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

Plus a large Cherry Limeade.  Assuming he hits up Sonic.  

Just now, deadshank said:

Does anyone think the horn will sound the same when it’s jammed up its owner’s ass?  

Might have more of a damp sound but...

Man he turned on that one.  Nice!!!

Just now, deadshank said:

Does anyone think the horn will sound the same when it’s jammed up its owner’s ass?  

No, more like a muted trombone in that instance.

I wanted to hit this bitch but striking him out looking silly will do 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So at some point are we going to install trackman and the other high end camera tech to the Disch?

 

Someone needs to hit CDC on why we don’t have shit that is the norm in Munro league parks now

We won't even put dirt around the bases.  

The directional FL catcher can always fall back on his stellar .620 OPS.

Ahhhhhh enjoy gentleman. We’re just getting started 

Keep swinging at sliders in the dirt fuckhead. 

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