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#2651
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to first fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

Just a thought - what’s stopping you?

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#2652
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

he is getting fries and onion rings......or maybe a jumbo frings

#2654
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Cam may be the hammer, but Cole is the one saying you can’t touch this. 

Who's got the saggy britches?

#2656
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

@Cajungot eyes on him but decided not to go kinetic. 
 

 

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#2658

Get that OmaHorns shit outta here. It’s The University of Texas at Omaha god dammit 

#2659
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

He's straight out of a Sonic commercial.

#2663
7 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

A few days ago the odds were something like

Ark +250
Vandy +350
Texas +450
....

Can't remember the exact odds, but that was the order.

No. It was even more hilarious. It was like Arky +150 and then Texas and Vandy were around +400. 

I mentioned it because I thought it was ridiculous. Must have been stupid Arky fans pumping that line. Vegas cleaned up on that shit. 

#2664
4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Does anyone think the horn will sound the same when it’s jammed up its owner’s ass?  

It will sound like Immamac's voice on the podcasts.

#2667
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Baron Stuart is a stupid name. 

Sounds like he should be the USF coach's waiter at Golden Corral.

#2668
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

It wouldn’t be so bad if it was shoved up his ass. Only those close to him would be able to hear it.

#2670
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No. It was even more hilarious. It was like Arky +150 and then Texas and Vandy were around +400. 

I mentioned it because I thought it was ridiculous. Must have been stupid Arky fans pumping that line. Vegas cleaned up on that shit. 


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

#2677
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

Arkie lost their #3 SP the last week of the season and another reliever as well got hurt… Never understood the lines for either Arky or even Ole Miss if you kept up with injuries. Even if they made it to Omaha, they were too beat up to win it all…

#2679
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

That has never won the fucking CWS....

#2684

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

#2688
Just now, BERT said:

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

Yup. He needs to throw an inning

#2689
1 minute ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

...til Gabriel blows his horn...incessantly. 

#2692
1 minute ago, BERT said:

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

Agreed. Needs a little work to stay in form.

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