Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to first fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

Just a thought - what’s stopping you?

  • Replies 3.1k
  • Views 179.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    So my dad fell down and hit his head and had catastrophic brain injury. Found out at 7:00 am. Got to the hospital at 9. Mom tells me he’s incoherent. I hear the doctor ask him his name and he says “Jo

  • NeverMarryAStripper
    NeverMarryAStripper

    First two in Austin, the next one in Omaha

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    This is real life btw. Not some convoluted joke.  All prayers are appreciated. 

Posted Images

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

he is getting fries and onion rings......or maybe a jumbo frings

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Cam may be the hammer, but Cole is the one saying you can’t touch this. 

Who's got the saggy britches?

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Does Faltine get dotted again???

I hope they do .  And then he scores again.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

@Cajungot eyes on him but decided not to go kinetic. 
 

 

  • Popular Post

Get that OmaHorns shit outta here. It’s The University of Texas at Omaha god dammit 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Coach looks like he’s thinking about getting a #2 with onion rings after the game. And hopes the drive-thru line aint long 

He's straight out of a Sonic commercial.

7 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

A few days ago the odds were something like

Ark +250
Vandy +350
Texas +450
....

Can't remember the exact odds, but that was the order.

No. It was even more hilarious. It was like Arky +150 and then Texas and Vandy were around +400. 

I mentioned it because I thought it was ridiculous. Must have been stupid Arky fans pumping that line. Vegas cleaned up on that shit. 

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Does anyone think the horn will sound the same when it’s jammed up its owner’s ass?  

It will sound like Immamac's voice on the podcasts.

Wait—so are people saying they’re not enjoying my horn? Because I really think I’m helping lead some cheers.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Baron Stuart is a stupid name. 

True, but Baron von Stuben would be hilarious.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Baron Stuart is a stupid name. 

Sounds like he should be the USF coach's waiter at Golden Corral.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This horn honking fucking dork. I’d like to fist fight him without rules. Just go at it until one of us can’t move or press a fucking horn. 

It wouldn’t be so bad if it was shoved up his ass. Only those close to him would be able to hear it.

Just now, Deej said:

It will sound like Immamac's voice on the podcasts.

Then the regular horn is more preferable.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No. It was even more hilarious. It was like Arky +150 and then Texas and Vandy were around +400. 

I mentioned it because I thought it was ridiculous. Must have been stupid Arky fans pumping that line. Vegas cleaned up on that shit. 


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

True, but Baron von Stuben would be hilarious.

How about Baron von Munchausen?

Just now, Horny Bull said:

11-4 Texas M8

Thanks, m8

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

Arkie lost their #3 SP the last week of the season and another reliever as well got hurt… Never understood the lines for either Arky or even Ole Miss if you kept up with injuries. Even if they made it to Omaha, they were too beat up to win it all…

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Arkansas, that apparently only has 2 pitchers they trust to pitch. Ridiculous odds. 

That has never won the fucking CWS....

USF has some live arms in their pen.  Unfortunately for them most can’t throw strikes. 

Blue back there seems to not to trust his gear. He seems to flinch a lot back there..

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

before or after you have bad sex?

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

Rock Me Tonite?

8 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Just a thought - what’s stopping you?

About 150 miles, I think. If you’re closer, we’re all cheering for you. 

Just now, BERT said:

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

Yup. He needs to throw an inning

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

...til Gabriel blows his horn...incessantly. 

You have a 7 fucking run lead.

Throw fastballs down the middle, for God’s sake. Make them beat you. 

DDA finally makes his appearance behind home plate. Lol

BEFF6F0E-F6F9-48D9-A6B3-0308CB043150.jpeg

Edited by CowtownHorn

1 minute ago, BERT said:

I don’t care what the score is, bring in Nixon to close this bitch out next inning. 

Agreed. Needs a little work to stay in form.

Is horn guy outside the stadium.  The fuck.

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

before or after you have bad sex?

Your wife is still his side piece?

Let’s add a couple more to rub their faces in shit

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 
Honk honk honk-honk-honk!

That inning was USF's chance if they had any at all... 3 outs boys, 3 outs and we are making trip #37

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.