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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dude is a bit of a badass. Stop being a pussy. 

He's a badass defensive player, but inserted himself into the deal at KState and got his ass ejected and suspended for a game.

That would be not great in these circumstances.

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All right.  I’m leaving deer camp now to drive up there and find Horatio Hornblower. 
 

He’s gonna die an ugly death.  

The moment that ball was hit--and I mean the very moment you saw it coming off the bat and directly toward Faltine--everyone knew it was a 6-4-3, amirite?

Let's add on 3 more to make sure everyone understands.  We've got some time.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

3 outs from Omaha baby!

Finish them!

You don't get into a land war in Asia, you don't get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line, and you don't hit a ground ball at Trey Faltine with a runner on first. 

Guess we’ll get to see if the shirts stay open even in defeat.

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

Nice DP ends the inning. 

That's what he said?

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

Only time I might be ok with horns down. 

The moment that ball was hit--and I mean the very moment you saw it coming off the bat and directly toward Faltine--everyone knew it was a 6-4-3, amirite?

It is known.
Just now, Deej said:

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

But how would we entertain ourselves?

Just now, Fletch said:

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

Always wondered how a guy in his late 20s/early 30s lost his MOJO.  Get he was doing A LOT of recreational drugs.

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Tanner Mink is surely a made up name, no? 

Guessing that's his Brazzers name.

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

If those drugs really worked, then why are the couple in the ad in separate bathtubs?

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

Hell it’s probably  6th Street just fucking with is out there. 

To be fair, everybody for Texas got a walk tonight.

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How many pitches have we seen go to the backstop in the last few weeks?

If Zubia can't hit this guy, he should hang it up

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

We should respect everyone in Omaha, obviously.  Any team there is capable of beating any other in baseball.

But I was quite wary of UA, I guess going back to February.  I remain very wary of Vanderbilt, Rockerco is something I'm not sure we've quite handled yet.

Arizona's super against sentient competition was pretty impressive.

And both are on the other side. Yeah I totally get taking care of business but if everyone shows up this team has few equals in the remaining field. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

If those drugs really worked, then why are the couple in the ad in separate bathtubs?

Ever fucked in a bath tub?   Guaranteed to get her pregnant. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If Zubia can't hit this guy, he should hang it up

Lulz

And DDA trying to start the Zu-bi-a chant from behind the plate. Knew it was coming. Hahahaha.

Zubia comes through with a key RBI. 

 

Sarcasm is intended.

well this is a game where even though things went way in favor of Texas it would have been easy to get down about some shit and look up and be tied or only up by 1 or 2

instead Texas kept at it and ended up doing a lot of good things

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Ever fucked in a bath tub?   Guaranteed to get her pregnant. 

Keeping my ass out of the bathtub fucking scene then. 

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