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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Zubia comes through with a key RBI. 

 

Sarcasm is intended.

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1 minute ago, BERT said:

Keeping my ass out of the bathtub fucking scene then. 

And if it's a jacuzzi tub?  Twins or triplets for sure.

Just ripping their hearts out now. 

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

Drink more whiskey.

I hate any pitcher that chooses to wear 44.  That’s a power hitter number. 
 

exceptions are made if you can prove yourself by throwing around 11-12 no hit innings in the postseason. 

8 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Tanner Mink is surely a made up name, no? 

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

About 150 miles, I think. If you’re closer, we’re all cheering for you. 

Gotcha. Okay.

I assumed that your vehemence indicated that you were in attendance.

Like you, I’m 150 miles away. Also like you, this would be my response to Foghorn Man:

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Alright!! DDA behind the plate! 
 

I swear it was his dad back there last night 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I hate any pitcher that chooses to wear 44.  That’s a power hitter number. 
 

exceptions are made if you can prove yourself by throwing around 11-12 no hit innings in the postseason. 

Reggie says “What”!

What would it take to get CDC to kill the " . . . everybody clap their hands" thing?

We have to have 6 or 7 outs that have been 100+ mph exit velocity tonight. Liners right at people. 

A live a mile from the stadium and I’m about to ride over there with a S&W Governor and take care of that fucking horn. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

We have to have 6 or 7 outs that have been 100+ mph exit velocity tonight. Liners right at people. 

Balls flying all over the place.  Just like at South Austin's mom's house.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What would it take to get CDC to kill the " . . . everybody clap their hands" thing?

Its terrible.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

If those drugs really worked, then why are the couple in the ad in separate bathtubs?

No shit the dude can’t get hard. Not even in the same bathtub 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

A live a mile from the stadium and I’m about to ride over there with a S&W Governor and take care of that fucking horn. 

You’ll get the key to the city for that. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

A live a mile from the stadium and I’m about to ride over there with a S&W Governor and take care of that fucking horn. 

Blow 'Em up?

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

A live a mile from the stadium and I’m about to ride over there with a S&W Governor and take care of that fucking horn. 

The Outlaw Bozo Casanova.

Watched Tennessee and North Carolina St dog pile today after their wins.   Horns don’t dogpile except in Omaha....according to my notes!

 

 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Not to be a picky bitch, but i don't think the 2nd baseman tagged on that double play

The home plate umpire saw both feet in the bag.

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

A live a mile from the stadium and I’m about to ride over there with a S&W Governor and take care of that fucking horn. 

I know a great lawyer, know a dude with some good cred in the fake ID department, I’ve even got an A-Frame cabin in the woods up in Canada so you can lay low for awhile if need be. What ever you need, we got you. Just please take the horn out. 

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Horn is better

Ok, I'm board with somebody taking out the horn, the owner and all of their offspring. 

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