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that horn makes me think of

"I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on the drums all day".....which makes it that much fucking worse

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    So my dad fell down and hit his head and had catastrophic brain injury. Found out at 7:00 am. Got to the hospital at 9. Mom tells me he’s incoherent. I hear the doctor ask him his name and he says “Jo

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    First two in Austin, the next one in Omaha

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    Wulaw Horn

    This is real life btw. Not some convoluted joke.  All prayers are appreciated. 

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Watched Tennessee and North Carolina St dog pile today after their wins.   Horns don’t dogpile except in Omaha....according to my notes!

 

 

I really enjoyed the NC State dogpile.  It was glorious.  

4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

This guy thinks we dogpile in Austin. Fucking noob.

Do your fucking homework, moronic fucking asshole(the announcer) 

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Watched Tennessee and North Carolina St dog pile today after their wins.   Horns don’t dogpile except in Omaha....according to my notes!

 

 

Act like you've been there 36 times already 

All right, lads.  Next stop Omaha!!

Honk honk honk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's go to Omaha and win the whole fucking thing. 

As the late great David Bowie once said...

 

Let's dance!!!!!

For the 37th time... The University of Texas at Omaha.

[emoji869] Hook 'em Horns! [emoji869]

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LFG!!!! University of Texas at Omaha bitches!

5-0

Outscored our opponents 51-12

Trailed for a total of 1/2 of an inning

Horns are headed back home to Omaha. 

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I guess there is only one thing left to do...

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Holy fuck, I thought for a second they were going to dogpile.

I actually said out loud "don't you fucking do it."

Maybe it was a streaker. 

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Texas Baseball is the only program in NCAA to have two home stadiums.

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Let’s go!!! Hook’em🤘🏻

(Probably)Dumbass on Twitter: “CDC, why are the signs wrong at the disch? It should be 37.”

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Holy fuck, I thought for a second they were going to dogpile.

I actually said out loud "don't you fucking do it."

I think I saw a few players out there were a few others who we are.

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LOL.. A STREAKER..
 
WHO THE FUCK SURLY ASS WAS THAT?
As long as it wasn't DDA.
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

5-0

Outscored our opponents 51-12

Trailed for a total of 1/2 of an inning

Horns are headed back home to Omaha. 

This right here!  Glad Texas baseball is back to steam rolling mfers 

Congratulations Longhorns!
Hell of a season and on to Omaha!

Hook’em and Texas Fight!

It's easy to act like you've been there before when you've been there before more than any other school in history. 

\m/

It is going to be a long week waiting for the Series to begin.  The Tower can't be lit soon enough for another Championship in a couple of weeks.

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