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If I wanted to avoid jammed fingers, I'd quit going to SOuth Austin.  I should know, I played all of one month of D-I baseball. 

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I spent all day today thinking our game was starting at 8 tonight. Just figured out game 1 is tomorrow. Cleared my Friday to watch some baseball and now I'm stuck watching Arkansas obliterate NC State. Ok, I'm not actually doing that. But I did initially turn it on in the assumption our game would go next. 

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If I wanted to avoid jammed fingers, I'd quit going to SOuth Austin.  I should know, I played all of one month of D-I baseball. 

 Wait, is this a @South Austin's mom joke?

No, it's about your mom.  Learn to read a room, sir. 

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

They are supposedly trying to avoid jammed fingers, or so I've read:  https://www.sportscasting.com/why-do-baseball-players-wear-oven-mitts/

What I mean is, I don't think I've seen them worn on both hands, just one.  And I haven't figured out whether the one hand is the throwing hand or the glove hand.  And, as mentioned, the "lead hand" in most slide replays seems to be the meat hand, which would seem to be the throwing hand for most players.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

If I wanted to avoid jammed fingers, I'd quit going to SOuth Austin.  I should know, I played all of one month of D-I baseball. 

Did you twist your ankle and that was that? Otherwise you were on track for a hall of fame career

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4 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Can I get an update?  ESPN 2 or ESPN U?

8pm ESPNU

Thanks for taking Charlie and I’m assuming you have nice fans, but eat fucking shit USF. Y’all are a once a year cute story. This is our fucking lives. 

It’s business time. Let’s fucking take care of it. 

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Let’s work up a #6 on these mofos and make it to the #6 dance in Omaha!!!! 🤘🏼🤬🤘🏼

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We are , by far, the biggest favorite to advance to Omaha at -2000. We’re the 3rd biggest favorite to win it all at +500. Arky’s  at +150 and Vandy is + 450. 

53 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Thanks for taking Charlie and I’m assuming you have nice fans, but eat fucking shit USF. Y’all are a once a year cute story. This is our fucking lives. 

 

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I like to think there’s a bunch of Germans who dub over Augies rant with subtitles the same way we do the Hitler movie rant.

Miss that dude and his fire. Can’t wait to see the boys take what’s theirs this weekend. 🤘🏼Section 108 🤘🏼

Got 2 reserved seats for tomorrow in the 11am on sale. 

The SRO is great and all but there are only so many urinals and beer stands to go around.

9 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

The SRO is great and all but there are only so many urinals and beer stands to go around.

After selling out, the beer stands can become urinals.

If being drunk at a Longhorn sporting event is wrong, I don't want to be right.

46 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

The SRO is great and all but there are only so many urinals and beer stands to go around.

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2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

 

One of my favorite things ever. See y’all tonight. Section 110. Hook em. 

3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

 

"IVE GOTTA LIVE WITH THIS GAME THE REST OF MY FUCKIN LIFE"

I feel this in my bones.

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

"IVE GOTTA LIVE WITH THIS GAME THE REST OF MY FUCKIN LIFE"

I feel this in my bones.

Then he ends it with “I have totally fucking failed you guys.” What a fucking man 

Fng A! Five hours to first pitch, wife already pissed, one beer left from this AM’s beer procurement. It’s like Fall with a 7 PM kick!

Anyone got a beer delivery in NE SA today?

yep. just got back from a beer run that I didn't think I'd have to make today. 

Nothing like going into Sunday’s ration, by 3:00 on Saturday!
Hook’em! Striving for Fall resilience.

Fng A! Five hours to first pitch, wife already pissed, one beer left from this AM’s beer procurement. It’s like Fall with a 7 PM kick!

Anyone got a beer delivery in NE SA today?

Use the Favor app and they will deliver within an hour I believe.


Where you at in NE SA? I am off Evans Rd near TPC Pkwy.
37 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Use the Favor app and they will deliver within an hour I believe.


Where you at in NE SA? I am off Evans Rd near TPC Pkwy.

or Drizly

1 hour ago, 4th and 5 said:

From down in Hays County....

TEXAS!!!

I gotchu fam…

FIGHT!!! 🤘🏼

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