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Having a party today with some friends and kids. Starts 2pm michigan time if any of you assholes wanna fly in. 77 and sunny here with a cool breeze 

Having a party today with some friends and kids. Starts 2pm michigan time if any of you assholes wanna fly in. 77 and sunny here with a cool breeze 
What do kids drink on Cinco De Mayo?

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Making chicken fajitas on the grill later.  Meat is already marinating.  Will consume some Sol beers and eat well.

I wonder if I am the only person who posts here that does not know a single person that is Mexican or of Mexican ancestry?

20 minutes ago, Whitman said:

I wonder if I am the only person who posts here that does not know a single person that is Mexican or of Mexican ancestry?

Just go to a construction site.  

55 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

Just go to a construction site.  

Even my house keeper is white.

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

I wonder if I am the only person who posts here that does not know a single person that is Mexican or of Mexican ancestry?

any other mountaineer fans on this site? if not then yes.

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

29 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Even my house keeper is white.

So you're either really wealthy or actually live in West Virginia.

My mom just sent a pic of my step dad passed out on patio in a coastal texas town...lol 

Edited by Bone3421

4 hours ago, Whitman said:

I wonder if I am the only person who posts here that does not know a single person that is Mexican or of Mexican ancestry?

We Mexicans aren’t real fans of WV. 

2 hours ago, SDG said:

We Mexicans aren’t real fans of WV. 

I noticed that when Rich Rodriguez bolted for Michigan a few years ago.

7 minutes ago, Mr.Hovis said:

I noticed that when Rich Rodriguez bolted for Michigan a few years ago.

That’s the joke (plus I’m Mexican). 

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

That’s the joke (plus I’m Mexican). 

We're all Mexicans today amigo!

8 hours ago, Whitman said:

I wonder if I am the only person who posts here that does not know a single person that is Mexican or of Mexican ancestry?

This would be an easy day to meet some. Just pick any non-Mexican place and visit. All the experienced Mexican cooks and waiters will be there because they found a reason not to work during the zoo that is 5 de mayo in Gringolandia.

I wish someone would post photos of hot Mexican chicks and this thread would evolve into NSAA and the Vic Mackey subthread would be inaccessible 

Can't really be Mexican; eye shadow and lipstick are not the same color purple as the dress.

7 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Muchas gracias

de nada.

I learned something interesting on Shaggy.  Being my sheltered self (and only having slept with pale white women), I had never seen an hispanic girl's boobs/nipples/areolas.  I didn't realize that they were typically rather dark. 

Edited by Whitman

32 minutes ago, Whitman said:

de nada.

I learned something interesting on Shaggy.  Being my sheltered self (and only having slept with pale white women), I had never seen an hispanic girl's boobs/nipples/areolas.  I didn't realize that they were typically rather dark. 

You need to approach this like an experienced diver, don't surface too fast or you'll get the bends. Before you go Full Mexicana Frenzy, jet on over to Jersey and fiddle around with some third-generation Sicilians.

You will have fun. Or get stabbed. Maybe both.

9 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

What do kids drink on Cinco De Mayo?

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Juice boxes

We opted for the most ridiculous of "mexican" food options and decided on finding a Pancho's buffet.  Hadn't been in 20 years.  After our visit I now remember why.  I raised my last flag.  That place can die now.

22 hours ago, Tyler Durden said:

Just go to a construction site.  

Just go outside.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Buncha cultural appropriatin pendejos up in here.  Pinche gringos.

stop typing like that, I dont understand any of it

Ayayay...tengo una cruda tremenda hoy. Ni el menudo me ayudo....voy a tener que tomar mas para que me haga pedo otra ves

On 5/5/2018 at 5:43 PM, RDCanecutter said:

jet on over to Jersey

Don't do this.

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