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5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

mas fotos de juggs por favor

Seems like such a simple request and yet this thread disappoints. Heavily.

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

No me encantan las gorditas...

La primera vez yo lei "gorilas".

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Lotta cultural appropriating going on up in here.

I know. Aztecs didn't have no Spanish nor no 12-month calendar.

On 5/6/2018 at 4:28 PM, RDCanecutter said:

ojala que solo estes crudo, y no infectado por una amiguita de Vic.

Lmao. Surly has evolved to Vic jokes en espanol. I like it.

6 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Lotta cultural appropriating going on up in here.

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

18 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

The Southern Poverty Law Center has lost track of reality as well as its overall mission. 

 

I think I’m going to take the suggestion in that article and go to the Facebook page of the Gonzaga Unity Multicultural Education Center and post about my alternative way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Namely naming my dick France, beating it, and then drinking a Modelo.

12 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

Dude. A Communist Mexican friend of mine was being all humorless on FB about 5 de mayo. Of course, being a Communist she's pretty miserable and humorless about everything. She grew up in Mexico but it must have rubbed off-- a real Mexican would have shrugged, then sold alcoholic slushees to gringos.

  • 2 years later...

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

I hope many of you are wearing whatever stereotypical Mexican garb you found in your closet.  The more cliché the better!  F the sensitive social justice warrior types taking away light hearted fun.  F them right in their Slow Poke Rodriguez ass.  They can take their bullshit sensitivities to another phantom cause or minority group to fight for.  (That goes without saying if you're a racist, fuck you even more.)  

Today is not about the battle of Puebla and Mexico over Napoleon, certainly not Mexican Independence.  Its about drinking Palomas or Margaritas, eating Tex-Mex/Mexican and or having an excuse for a mid week shot of Tequila/Mezcal.  Salud amigos!!  

Edited by RollLeft

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Looks like he somebody didn't send their best, Mexican, yet again.   

See the source image   

A charger plate under an edible taco salad bowl?  Makes you wonder what our sacrifices at Puebla were really all for, eh? 

Over the Battle of Cinco de Mayo, Mr. President?" 

"Nah, I don't think I'll ever get over Cinco de Mayo.  Those wounds run...pretty deep."  (for mdmost) 

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