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Corpus Christi church unlimited lead singer caught banging in public

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7 hours ago, closetohumping said:


the actual video of the act is out there. No not worth watching

I’ll be the judge of that for myself thankyou very much. Do you have a link by chance?

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15 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I’ll be the judge of that for myself thankyou very much. Do you have a link by chance?

Username and all that.   Are we allowed to post a link to a nude and lacivuous act?

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Username and all that.   Are we allowed to post a link to a nude and lacivuous act?

Spoiler tag should suffice

8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Corpus Christi church choir caroler caught copulating on camera in common costal club.

*Coastal 

11 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

What the hell is Church Unlimited?

I’m not sure, but it looks like might be into molly

24 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

What the hell is Church Unlimited?

Apparently this leader took the "Unlimited" part the wrong way. 

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.


Thats a pretty solid Corpus Christi 7.

8.5 if you’re from there and drunk. It’s hard for me to be mad at him.

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


Thats a pretty solid Corpus Christi 7.

8.5 if you’re from there and drunk. It’s hard for me to be mad at him.

That lady has taken in a lot of churros

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Username and all that.   Are we allowed to post a link to a nude and lacivuous act?

link?  yes.  embedded video?  yes.  video might should probably be in NSAA just because everyone is here while at work. 

Oh how I miss my hometown. Stay classy Corpus!

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

What the hell is Church Unlimited?

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

Just now, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

It's either that, or it's a hip hop/R&B style church where they have a DJ spinning hymns behind a preacher calling down the amens  

10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

It's either that, or it's a hip hop/R&B style church where they have a DJ spinning hymns behind a preacher calling down the amens  

Looks more like a twerking style church

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is the chick actually decent?

Everyone else: "no."

Corpus Christi: "hell yes."

3 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.

Currently at work, will watch in bathroom stall shortly. 

50 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

There's something odd about this church though.  They have a pastor named David Crank.  Crank

Shame it wasn't "David Krunk".

As long as it was for the purposes of procreation it’s all good. 

You and me, baby, we ain't nothing but mammals . . . 

TLDR: Source video is Example No. 361 on why herpes is making a comeback.

 

7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


Thats a pretty solid Corpus Christi 7.

8.5 if you’re from there and drunk. It’s hard for me to be mad at him.

before I click on that link, I have to ask

is a Corpus Christi 7 anything like a Vic 7?

1 minute ago, Wally Fairway said:

before I click on that link, I have to ask

is a Corpus Christi 7 anything like a Vic 7?

It is the least sexual sex you will ever see. 

10 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

before I click on that link, I have to ask

is a Corpus Christi 7 anything like a Vic 7?

6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

It is the least sexual sex you will ever see. 

After viewing it, you will ask yourself

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"A video going viral on social media depicts the lead singer of the Church Unlimited Band having sex at a local bar on Sunday night in public. Singer Ricky Valenz was caught having sex on video inside of The Social Bar located at 4535 South Padre Island Drive by a unvoluntary bystander filming the sex act."

"A unvoluntary bystander" you say?

This is a shining example of complete command of the English language.  

 

24 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

before I click on that link, I have to ask

is a Corpus Christi 7 anything like a Vic 7?

Corpus 7 has a + 2 on the Vic scale. Last time I checked.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

After viewing it, you will ask yourself

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I agree.  I've lived in Corpus and have had to beat off (?) fullbacks like that all my life.  But, some would say:

 

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5 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

 

5 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

It's either that, or it's a hip hop/R&B style church where they have a DJ spinning hymns behind a preacher calling down the amens  

 

5 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Looks more like a twerking style church

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I immediately thought of Reverend Brown and Sexual Chocolate.

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And of course this.

 

As long as it was for the purposes of procreation it’s all good. 

Based on that video, he didn’t wrap it up so…
8 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.

Looks like watching animals mating on a safari or something that was weird

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5 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Lol, assuming this is really the pastor, I was pretty damn close. I forgot to add that the person would be in their 50s or so while trying to look like a late 20's hipster, although I think it was implied.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Lol, assuming this is really the pastor, I was pretty damn close. I forgot to add that the person would be in their 50s or so while trying to look like a late 20's hipster, although I think it was implied.

That's him.  Pastor David Crank.  

15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

A corpus 7 is a San Angelo ____?


√ hwy67 

It’s a nuanced system

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