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Corpus Christi church unlimited lead singer caught banging in public

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24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

A corpus 7 is a San Angelo ____?

Met a cute girl from San Angelo freshman year at Jester.  Teenie tiny little thing, who drove a F-350 dually.  Saw her while I was leaving to go to 7-11 to grab a can of Copenhagen.  She reached in her purse and handed me some money and asked me to grab her 2 because she was almost out.

42 minutes ago, lmao said:

Looks like watching animals mating on a safari or something that was weird

It was like she was in heat and he was whiffing her scent and was compelled by a biological imperative to inseminate her. Like two rhinos humping in the wild.

20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Well they were practicing appropriate social distancing (doggy style).

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34 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Well they were practicing appropriate social distancing (doggy style).

That was more like 4 inches not 6 feet.  Oh lord forgive me 

10 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

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Very irreverent.

The comments are worth the trip over to reddit-land.

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Yes, our sparkling sewer by the sea lol


 

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As trashy as this is, it seems so natural. Like I'm watching natural geographic or something. She literally did a mating dance and everything

 

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I’m trying not to hear David Attenborough’s voice while watching this, but I’m starting to believe that you are correct.

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Fully vaccinated! Don't need a condom right?

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And at least he wet his XXXXX, easy to slip in. Some guys just start ramming, so he’s being considerate

 

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

"A video going viral on social media depicts the lead singer of the Church Unlimited Band having sex at a local bar on Sunday night in public. Singer Ricky Valenz was caught having sex on video inside of The Social Bar located at 4535 South Padre Island Drive by a unvoluntary bystander filming the sex act."

"A unvoluntary bystander" you say?

This is a shining example of complete command of the English language.  

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I agree.  I've lived in Corpus and have had to beat off (?) fullbacks like that all my life.  But, some would say:

 

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Username does check out.

While it was foolish for him to so bluntly approach a Dark-Maned Corpus Christi Box Ass like he did, he did at least somewhat wet his willy so that she wasn't too startled upon insertion. Had he not done that and spooked her, she might have put a hoof through his rib cage.

10 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.

I regret watching that. 

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

 

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Was he in the process of giving the cameraman the wink and gun before it cut off?  

On 6/8/2021 at 11:34 AM, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

Used to be called Bay Area Fellowship if you lived there a while back. They would give away cars on Easter and other silly things.

On 6/8/2021 at 7:23 PM, Underdog said:

Was he in the process of giving the cameraman the wink and gun before it cut off?  

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On 6/8/2021 at 10:29 AM, Homercles said:

Well...did he cum or what?

Not sure about Jesus Jr., but she probably did:

 

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But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

On 6/8/2021 at 8:04 AM, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.

Got damn, that's Travis Bickle!

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You talkin' to me?

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.
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Very irreverent.
She seems friendly.

Just found out my friends that live in Rockport go to that church.  My buddies wife has showed us videos of this guy singing before.  

On 6/8/2021 at 8:04 AM, DaggerHorns said:

Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.

NSFW

Very irreverent.

Daaaaayyum!!!  Baby Got Back in this video fo' sho'.

On 6/8/2021 at 10:31 AM, 'stache said:

Oh how I miss my hometown. Stay classy Corpus!

The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint.  If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up.

7 hours ago, pch said:

The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint.  If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up.

Interesting. My time at the prestigious WB Ray was fun and all, but I would never go to a HS reunion.

On 6/8/2021 at 10:34 AM, 'stache said:

I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. 

Meh, kinda sorta.

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Nice bags, though.
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On 6/8/2021 at 4:26 PM, conVINCEd said:

Met a cute girl from San Angelo freshman year at Jester.  Teenie tiny little thing, who drove a F-350 dually.  Saw her while I was leaving to go to 7-11 to grab a can of Copenhagen.  She reached in her purse and handed me some money and asked me to grab her 2 because she was almost out.

Pics aren't showing up. 

3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Pics aren't showing up. 

I’ll try to dig up some polaroids for you when I get home tomorrow.

On 6/12/2021 at 11:27 PM, pch said:

The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint.  If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up.

I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school

22 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school

First thought wrong.

On 6/15/2021 at 1:14 PM, StruggleBus said:

I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school

Fuck that, high school reunions are hilarious.

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck that, high school reunions are hilarious.

I’ve never been to one. What’s the attraction? Seeing how fat and drunk everyone is now?

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