June 8, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, lmao said: Looks like watching animals mating on a safari or something that was weird
June 8, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, closetohumping said: A corpus 7 is a San Angelo ____? Met a cute girl from San Angelo freshman year at Jester. Teenie tiny little thing, who drove a F-350 dually. Saw her while I was leaving to go to 7-11 to grab a can of Copenhagen. She reached in her purse and handed me some money and asked me to grab her 2 because she was almost out.
June 8, 20214 yr 42 minutes ago, lmao said: Looks like watching animals mating on a safari or something that was weird It was like she was in heat and he was whiffing her scent and was compelled by a biological imperative to inseminate her. Like two rhinos humping in the wild.
June 8, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said: Well they were practicing appropriate social distancing (doggy style).
June 8, 20214 yr Author 34 minutes ago, DDD Dad said: Well they were practicing appropriate social distancing (doggy style). That was more like 4 inches not 6 feet. Oh lord forgive me
June 8, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, DaggerHorns said: Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here. NSFW Very irreverent. The comments are worth the trip over to reddit-land. Quote Corpus on the map Yes, our sparkling sewer by the sea lol Quote As trashy as this is, it seems so natural. Like I'm watching natural geographic or something. She literally did a mating dance and everything Quote I’m trying not to hear David Attenborough’s voice while watching this, but I’m starting to believe that you are correct. Quote Fully vaccinated! Don't need a condom right? Quote And at least he wet his XXXXX, easy to slip in. Some guys just start ramming, so he’s being considerate
June 8, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, deadshank said: "A video going viral on social media depicts the lead singer of the Church Unlimited Band having sex at a local bar on Sunday night in public. Singer Ricky Valenz was caught having sex on video inside of The Social Bar located at 4535 South Padre Island Drive by a unvoluntary bystander filming the sex act." "A unvoluntary bystander" you say? This is a shining example of complete command of the English language.
June 8, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: I agree. I've lived in Corpus and have had to beat off (?) fullbacks like that all my life. But, some would say: Username does check out. While it was foolish for him to so bluntly approach a Dark-Maned Corpus Christi Box Ass like he did, he did at least somewhat wet his willy so that she wasn't too startled upon insertion. Had he not done that and spooked her, she might have put a hoof through his rib cage.
June 8, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, DaggerHorns said: Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here. NSFW Very irreverent. I regret watching that.
June 9, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, 'stache said: I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck.
June 11, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 11:34 AM, 'stache said: I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. Used to be called Bay Area Fellowship if you lived there a while back. They would give away cars on Easter and other silly things.
June 11, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 7:23 PM, Underdog said: Was he in the process of giving the cameraman the wink and gun before it cut off?
June 11, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 10:29 AM, Homercles said: Well...did he cum or what? Not sure about Jesus Jr., but she probably did: Matthew 19:14 But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”
June 12, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 8:04 AM, DaggerHorns said: Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here. NSFW Very irreverent. Got damn, that's Travis Bickle! You talkin' to me?
June 12, 20214 yr Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here.NSFW Very irreverent.She seems friendly.
June 12, 20214 yr Just found out my friends that live in Rockport go to that church. My buddies wife has showed us videos of this guy singing before.
June 13, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 8:04 AM, DaggerHorns said: Lord Jesus, I have to do everything around here. NSFW Very irreverent. Daaaaayyum!!! Baby Got Back in this video fo' sho'.
June 13, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 10:31 AM, 'stache said: Oh how I miss my hometown. Stay classy Corpus! The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint. If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up.
June 13, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, pch said: The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint. If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up. Interesting. My time at the prestigious WB Ray was fun and all, but I would never go to a HS reunion.
June 13, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 10:34 AM, 'stache said: I'm going to do no research whatsoever and guess that it's the type of church where the preacher either wears skinny jeans or khaki and has a haircut that he thinks is super slick and appeals to the young people but really looks goofy as fuck. Meh, kinda sorta. Nice bags, though.
June 13, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 4:26 PM, conVINCEd said: Met a cute girl from San Angelo freshman year at Jester. Teenie tiny little thing, who drove a F-350 dually. Saw her while I was leaving to go to 7-11 to grab a can of Copenhagen. She reached in her purse and handed me some money and asked me to grab her 2 because she was almost out. Pics aren't showing up.
June 14, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said: Pics aren't showing up. I’ll try to dig up some polaroids for you when I get home tomorrow.
June 15, 20214 yr On 6/12/2021 at 11:27 PM, pch said: The Sparkling City by The Sewer continues to never disappoint. If it wasn't for HS reunions, I would never return to the town I where I grew up. I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school
June 16, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, StruggleBus said: I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school First thought wrong.
June 16, 20214 yr On 6/15/2021 at 1:14 PM, StruggleBus said: I thought the only people that went to high school reunions were burnouts that wish they were still in high school Fuck that, high school reunions are hilarious.
June 16, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Fuck that, high school reunions are hilarious. I’ve never been to one. What’s the attraction? Seeing how fat and drunk everyone is now?
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