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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I vote suck 

So you’ve seen a Rob Zombie film before, eh?

1 hour ago, Nole-4-Life said:

How will he make the Munsters super violent with fuck being every third word?

He’s Rob Zombie. That’s how 

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Interested in what the new cars will look like.

The-Munsters_INsomnia-Cured-Here.jpg

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Salma Hayek as Lily? 

No, his wife.  It's the only way she gets any acting gigs.

 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Salma Hayek as Lily? 

Sophia Vergara

Pretty sure that in a Rob Zombie Munsters movie Marylin is a honeytrap to lure unsuspecting teenage boys back to the Muster house to be tortured by the rest of the family.  

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

Pretty sure that in a Rob Zombie Munsters movie Marylin is a honeytrap to lure unsuspecting teenage boys back to the Muster house to be tortured by the rest of the family.  

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His wife would probably make a good Grandpa Munster, at this point..

14 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

How will he make the Munsters super violent with fuck being every third word?

Duh, edgy porn flick.

10 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Sophia Vergara

Combined we have ground breaking cinema! 

  • 1 year later...

Trailer is out and it’s worse than anyone could’ve imagined. It looks lower budget than community theater.

Also, I called him casting his wife as Lily. There really was no other option.


Funny, even in the heavy makeup I recognized Daniel Roebuck.

Figures that the horrible actress attempting Lily very poorly is Zombie's wife.

On 6/8/2021 at 9:51 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Should have stayed an old TV show.  

Fixed.

This has to be some kind of in-movie thing, like what if the Munsters were around in 2022 and were YouTubers or something.

I had forgotten about this, and then this popped up in my recommendations - most of you know of these guys, they film here in Austin, and I believe the two main guys met while at UT.  They sum up my thoughts perfectly,.

NSFW

 

Damn that looks awful. And how can it be a Zombie film if someone ain't saying "fuck" every 20 seconds??

Clearly this is going to suck.  And I mean suck so bad that the word suck graduates to a new meaning of how bad something is.

On 7/15/2022 at 5:17 PM, atomheartbevo said:

This has to be some kind of in-movie thing, like what if the Munsters were around in 2022 and were YouTubers or something.

I had forgotten about this, and then this popped up in my recommendations - most of you know of these guys, they film here in Austin, and I believe the two main guys met while at UT.  They sum up my thoughts perfectly,.

NSFW

 

That's a clinic in redundancy. How many different ways can you say the same damn thing?

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