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I sign my emails like that and have always had avatars of me cheers ing drinks when camera was off on zoom calls. My slack avatar was me with a burger on a knife cheers ing the burger. 

Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 

Is that weird? How do you sign your emails? 

Cheers is ok. I was more of a Frasier fan.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

First lulz post in a long time. This board is dead af. We need it to be more lit than CR or DT. 

Night crew, where you at? 

I propose that you lock the "news stories that remind you of Surly" thread and then people can just start new threads for each story instead of having one lame catchall sorta metathread. 

Thanks and best regards, 

 

ya I’m a Fucking loser

First lulz post in a long time. This board is dead af. We need it to be more lit than CR or DT. 
Night crew, where you at? 

Dude I haven’t really been around much in the last 3 years and popping back in has revealed the same basic threads just continuing on.
I sign my emails like that and have always had avatars of me cheers ing drinks when camera was off on zoom calls. My slack avatar was me with a burger on a knife cheers ing the burger. 
Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 
Is that weird? How do you sign your emails? 

Clearly you aren’t corporate as shit. My ass has the standard “Best regards,”.

Now my MS teams shit I’ll fuck with if it’s not a customer call. I have several backgrounds that I’ll select. Bar photo from Astros opening day 2019. Party on Broad St after Eagles SB win. Beach scene. Mountain scene.

I don't like people who sign their emails "Best."  

"Best" what?  Best sex ever? 

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Just now, Ldogg53 said:


Clearly you aren’t corporate as shit. My ass has the standard “Best regards,”.

Now my MS teams shit I’ll fuck with if it’s not a customer call. I have several backgrounds that I’ll select. Bar photo from Astros opening day 2019. Party on Broad St after Eagles SB win. Beach scene. Mountain scene.

Post backgrounds here. Lol

What brought you back? Are you coming to Arkansas? 

Life got really busy the last few years. Between work and my daughter it just became a lot.

Was at an Astros game last week with UTPhil and he mentions the Sugar Baby thread. Blew my mind so I had to jump in.
39 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 

Are you standing in front of a tree?

Cheers is too British. 

Regards is my go to these days. I was totally in on Sincerely about 11 years ago for some reason but I was more pissed off back then.

Cheers is too British. 
Regards is my go to these days. I was totally in on Sincerely about 11 years ago for some reason but I was more pissed off back then.

I’ve never been able to use sincerely. I bullshit way too much in what I do to use that.
8 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:


I’ve never been able to use sincerely. I bullshit way too much in what I do to use that.

Sincerely wish you would leave me the fuck alone,

There was a great The Onion article about email closers and Sincerely, but I can't find it. I think that is what finally got me off of it. It was too "I love the smell of my own farts" smug. 

What brought you back? Are you coming to Arkansas? 

Just saw the Arkansas post. No dice for me. I’ve got my daughter that weekend and will be in Austin Sept 3-5 already for Lonestar Roundup.
Sincerely wish you would leave me the fuck alone,

Accurate AF!

I have signed off of many correspondences with “Go fuck your mother”, but that’s really only appropriate for certain situations. Not a catch-all type of closing by any means, unlike your mom of course. 

best,

 

 

but now i just put my first name.  no signature.  if im spicy i will not sign the email at all.

If I am being sincere: Thank you,

If I am being passive aggressive: Thanks,

If I want you to go f yourself: Thanks!

Thanks for US people.

Best Regards for Int'l folk.

I've been considering the classic - At <company>, we've upped our standards; now up yours!

I use "Cordially," when I really mean fuck off.  Otherwise, I use "Sincerely," "Thank you," or "Thanks."

53 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Roz, or Daphne?  

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Regards,

Markstanco
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800 phone number
image of a new product (currently flame resistant jeans)
 

edit:  People who put their email address in their signature line makes me ragey.

Edited by markstanco

At work, I don't reply to emails. I walk to their office and ask "What the fuck were you blathering on about?" They eventually just stop emailing, and I don't have to worry about my signature. 

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