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Briana Scurry doesn't come off as a Gold Medal winning keeper (and World Cup winning keeper?).

She comes off as a Political Science professor who has been to over 30 countries and has worked with at least 2 presidential administrations.


PS- I like Jenny Chiu. A lot. She would probably like me as well.

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Just wanted to reiterate, fuck El Tri. Hope they freeze their nuts off tonight. 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just wanted to reiterate, fuck El Tri. Hope they freeze their nuts off tonight. 

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11 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets, African refs are corrupt. Who gives a fuck?

 

Slovenia+v+USA+Group+C+2010+FIFA+World+C

Coulibaly.  Prendergast.  Names that live in infamy.

scum-tri are getting off easy - it's not snowing and it's still, almost no wind

columbus '02 was a bitch because of the wind chill

23 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

What did we do prior to the '94 Cup? Started watching international soccer during the '90 WC, but wasn't yet a big enough fan (addict?) to follow interstitial matches.

we hired Bora and created a Team America that played anyone anywhere at any time, similar to what brooks did in the fall of '79

and it paid off

22 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Disagree, qualifiers suck currently. Players traveling all over god's green earth and playing in way too many in Goliath vs David blood lettings.

Reward performance and reduce qualifiers.

You made the last 8 of the Euro's we just played 3 months ago? Awesome, you all qualify for the next world cup. 

You just played in the semi-finals of this summer's CONMEBAL/CONCACAF gold cup? Awesome, auto qualify.

just like UT football supports the rest of the AD, the qualifiers and gold cup are *THE* funding source for 40+ ankle-biter federations in the carribbean

but it's not just us, all of the federations want their cut of the big pie, and as long as uefa is on par with fifa, conmebol will never conceed, and here we are

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This game is really slow. If Canada can pick up the pace, they will have a big advantage, because Mexico looks uncomfortable.

Who's this motherfucker next to Andres Cantor coughing and wheezing into the mic?

13 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This game is really slow. If Canada can pick up the pace, they will have a big advantage, because Mexico looks uncomfortable.

the coro-larry is that tri are enjoying this glacial pace....

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In the other games:

They didn't hold that though, Panama got 2 in the second half.

Make that 2 in two MINUTES

 

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Even though it would move us to 2nd (for now), I'm definitely rooting for the Mounties to regulate LLL Tri.

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This first half might have 4 or 5 minutes of stoppage time.

The ref just chest bumped the Canadian player in genuine anger there... although to be honest, it was more of a belly bump

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GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. CAN-ADA!!!!!

 

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Dude said “blame Canada”.  He was talking about planet Hoth and star wars earlier.  Funny shit. 

Way to go Edmonton bringing the thunder with this crowd, weather, atmosphere.   That’s the shit!!!

Mexico going full Mexico now.

Do they really have zero shots?

Oh, Canada!

Take this trash out.  Just a shame there isn't another team in CONCACAF to push La Cucarachas out of the WC.

Being a keeper on a night like this has to suuuuuuuck 

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:


Do they really have zero shots?

Yep

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

both sides should be taking shots from long range and bouncing balls in the 6 for the fuck of it

That's what that goal showed. Just start bombing them in from distance and see if the keeper can hold on. It's so cold,they might not be able to.

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The scores probably flashed across your screens already but Panama and Costa Rica have won their games. It tightens up the table.

I know fuck L Tri but a draw is a somewhat preferable result for the NT.

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26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rig12 ref chest bump!

 

25 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

The ref just chest bumped the Canadian player in genuine anger there... although to be honest, it was more of a belly bump

 

Good God Buchanan made a mess of that. Maybe leave it for the guy worth $80M.

The Canadian keeper wearing the tight hood makes him look like Cornholio.

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22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Being a keeper on a night like this has to suuuuuuuck 

Not so sure.  The Canadian keeper looks like he has 3 layers of clothing on.  That part seems pretty sweet.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Shove that maple syrup down their throats!

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know fuck L Tri but a draw is a somewhat preferable result for the NT.

 

Meh, whatever. I'm pulling for Canada.

Expect a lot of Mexican shit-assery... just like that chippy little foul

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BTW - Mexico still has no shots on goal. This game is OVER.

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