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this case is going to get ugly reading those reddit threads

also there were 3 people there the night of the killing two were in the hallway only one went in the apartment

according to the reddit thread the person that was killed would wear a hoodie and have the lights down way low and basically just start in on things and that was that....which is how it was (allegedly) possible to not know that's a man baby.....one person that showed up linked a news video on a St. Pats Day bars back open story where the deceased spoke on camera and said that was the same voice they heard when they showed up and part of why they noped out

it is surprising that with the video evidence of two others there the night of the killing there have not been more arrest or at least two more brought in for questioning

3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Noone has asked the most important question…was it good?

well he went back for seconds with his two friends so...

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7 hours ago, BornOrange said:

I'm no lawyer, but the only way he gets off with even manslaughter would be if he had been drugged. Then claim temporary insanity when he learned the truth.

If I were a juror, I would vote for the death penalty.

 

This is going to depend heavily on the oral arguments IMO.

Getting off will be hard, but something that has happened before.

He's already lost a load of future opportunities with his actions.

He's made a mess of his life. He can't save face.

And while he'll try to secure his ultimate release, he'll never be able to enjoy it.

It just sucks for him.

Life comes at you fast.

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola
C-O-L-A, Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A, Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola
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9 hours ago, Bevo said:

Which guy is the football player and which one was the woman?

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you leave Tracy Chapman out of this

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

It doesn’t have to be pre-meditated to be murder. 
 

If I had to guess, I’d say that he knew the dude was a dude the whole time. Maybe they got in some kind of argument, guy threatens to out the VT player, player then loses it.

 

11 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I don’t know what Virginia law is specifically, but you’re basically describing second degree murder. It doesn’t require pre meditation or even the intent to kill someone. 

Yeah, you cannot generalize about murder or manslaughter.  It's defined by statute in every state and every state is a little bit different in how it defines murder, versus manslaughter, versus criminally negligent homicide; and various degrees of same, etc.

There is no "common law murder" in the United States anymore.  Common law crimes are still studied in law school and probably undergrad law classes as a matter of generality and history.  It sometimes comes up in a context other than the elements of a crime in actual legal matters, like what is a "crime of violence" under certain state and federal statutes.

What's murder in one state is manslaughter in another.   And part of that is just the name, the penalties or penalty range is going to vary also.

Virginia's Homicide Laws

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Noone has asked the most important question…was it good?

It was probably good enough that he should have figured something was up.
6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

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First, temporary insanity is an antiquated legal concept that has any withering legal standing in a small minority of states. Second, nearly any insanity defense requires that the offender did not know right from wrong because of major mental illness (most often due to psychotic symptoms in which the person has a total break from reality, is hallucinating, delusional, etc). The offender in this example was horny and stupid, but he wasn't psychotic. He ended the guy when he realized the dude had a dick -- that's pretty compelling reality testing. Third, it's West Virginia and there isn't a jury out there that would go down that road. 

Blacksburg is in SW Virginia, but it is a very liberal progressive  town,  although it is surrounded by much more West Virginia type constituency. The jury make up is not a forgone conclusion.

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Noone has asked the most important question…was it good?

No idea, how are BJ's from dudes? 

7 hours ago, ousux said:

Didnt read yet, but I'm guessing he hits the portal and we'll be facing him in the Cotton Bowl in '22 after Lincoln gives him a redshirt year to reflect on his transgressions?

i see what you did there GIF

Maybe his punishment will be castration so he can be an actual hokie. 🦃 🍆 🌈 

Edited by Murfdogg21

11 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

i see what you did there GIF

 

If your assumption is that “conservatives” don’t like black men in murder trials, how do they feel about trannys who catfish and drug their prey?

Maybe his punishment will be castration so he can be an actual hokie. 🦃 🍆 🌈 

Did you even read his post?

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Did you even read his post?

Sorry missed the “defense” after all the DA and glory hole talk.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

This is going to depend heavily on the oral arguments IMO.

Getting off will be hard, but something that has happened before.

He's already lost a load of future opportunities with his actions.

He's made a mess of his life. He can't save face.

And while he'll try to secure his ultimate release, he'll never be able to enjoy it.

It just sucks for him.

Life comes at you fast.

Username checks out.

2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

No idea, how are BJ's from dudes? 

"You hurry up and finish then get the hell out of here!"

16 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What a piece of shit

Yea he should have told him he was a man. 

2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Didn't say I would win the vote.

Well you probably wouldn't, since the death penalty isn't an option in Virginia anymore. That's what Doc was referring to. 

5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Blacksburg is in SW Virginia, but it is a very liberal progressive  town,  although it is surrounded by much more West Virginia type constituency. The jury make up is not a forgone conclusion.

Thanks for the correction. For some reason I had it in my brain that this happened in West Virginia, for which I stand by my argument. Virginia (and esp Blacksburg and Charlottesville) are a different story. 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Well you probably wouldn't, since the death penalty isn't an option in Virginia anymore. That's what Doc was referring to. 

No shit.

25 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

How many dudes in Blacksburg are just now realizing that it was a dude who sucked their dick?

The worst they ever had was wonderful. Oh, wait--that was pussy. 

29 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

How many dudes in Blacksburg are just now realizing that it was a dude who sucked their dick?

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How many dudes in Blacksburg are just now realizing that it was a dude who sucked their dick?

How many dudes in Blacksburg now realize that wasn’t a strap on pegging?

You got hummer from a tranny didn’t you
I think Vic may have before.

How many dudes in Blacksburg now realize that wasn’t a strap on pegging?

So you’re saying the deceased could be NowThis?
15 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

No idea, how are BJ's from dudes? 

They're still BJ's.

Wait, wut?

4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

DUDES NIGHT OUT

A mouth’s a mouth.

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  • 11 months later...

Can we pick him up in the portal? We could use an LB with killer instinct

Edited by JesusSweatDuck
Humor

That story still blows my mind. You’re a (presumably straight) D1 college football player and you’re trying to have sex with someone that may or may not even be a woman, over all the other easily available college chicks. Crazy. 

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

That story still blows my mind. You’re a (presumably straight) D1 college football player and you’re trying to have sex with someone that may or may not even be a woman, over all the other easily available college chicks. Crazy. 

… and there is no shortage of talent at VT.

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

That story still blows my mind. You’re a (presumably straight) D1 college football player and you’re trying to have sex with someone that may or may not even be a woman, over all the other easily available college chicks. Crazy. 

Dude is probably gay

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Dude is probably gay

No probably about it. Dude got the booty, then got regrets.

 

He should be locked up.

 

How the fuck do you mistake a 40 y/o man for a 21 y/o female? And then go back!

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

No probably about it. Dude got the booty, then got regrets.

 

He should be locked up.

 

How the fuck do you mistake a 40 y/o man for a 21 y/o female? And then go back!

 

On 5/27/2022 at 6:56 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can we pick him up in the portal? We could use an LB with killer instinct

While he may be good at man to man I don't trust his abilities to read the gap.  

Getting a bj from a dude is like wearing Crocs.  At first it feels good then you look down and say oh shit guess I'm gay now.

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

While he may be good at man to man I don't trust his abilities to read the gap.  

He will hit the wrong hole every time. Always backdooring the play.

24 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I don't know how he got off on that...

You just need one juror on your side who hates gay guys.

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