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They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for, necessary means for, a higher education.

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4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

D’ya have to use so many cuss words?

The fuck are you talkin about?

The fuck are you talkin about?

Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

Didnt realize until last month that Walter yells “Lets take this hill!!!” as he jumps out of the car

 

hilarious

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

He fixes the cable?

Don’t be fatuous jeffrey.

I mean, Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

It really is astounding. Nearly the entire movie is quotable. I feel the same way about Raising Arizona.

How's the smut business, Jackie?

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I appreciate the subtle awesomeness of the poster The Dude liking the first 26 posts of the thread.  I'm sure he'll be back to like the rest here shortly.

...except for the three posts that i made. he repped every post except those three. lol. someone doesn't like me.

life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. 

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Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

How's the smut business, Jackie?

I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy...
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1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee!

Both already said.  Try to keep up.

he lives in north hollywood, on radford, near the in-n-out burger. 

The man in the black pajamas, Dude...a worthy fuckin' adversary.

11 hours ago, RPM said:

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community!

 

It was the chief of police of Malibu.  A real reactionary...

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

he lives in north hollywood, on radford, near the in-n-out burger. 

The in-n-out burger's on camrose

28 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

The man in the black pajamas, Dude...a worthy fuckin' adversary.

Whereas what we have here are a bunch of figeaters, men with towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a soviet tank.  This is not a worthy fucking adversary.

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.  

Both already said.  Try to keep up.

Shut the fuck up Donny

Look, just because we’re bereaved, doesn’t make us saps 

Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

18 hours ago, irishtexan said:

They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for, necessary means for, a higher education.

Shit yeah, the achievers!

Yes, the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Look, just because we’re bereaved, doesn’t make us saps 

This is our most modestly priced receptacle.

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

What about the toe?!?

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What about the toe?!?

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!

Dude, I, I finally, I got the uh, venue I wanted. Uh, I'm Performing my dance quintet--you know, my cycle

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Dude, I, I finally, I got the uh, venue I wanted. Uh, I'm Performing my dance quintet--you know, my cycle

I'll be there, man.

 

Oh.. And Dude.   Tomorrow's already the 10th.

 

Far Out.

 

If you could just slide the rent under my door.  

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This is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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