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31 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I'll be there, man.

 

Oh.. And Dude.   Tomorrow's already the 10th.

 

Far Out.

 

If you could just slide the rent under my door.  

I've said it in another Lebowski thread before, but this is when I realized that the 69 cent check he's writing at Ralph's at the beginning is post dated.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've said it in another Lebowski thread before, but this is when I realized that the 69 cent check he's writing at Ralph's at the beginning is post dated.

yep.  Dated 9/11  

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

One of my favorite non-verbal moments.  "Please don't touch that."

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PSH had some range.  Miss that guy.

 

One of my favorite non verbal moment is Walters face after he says “my dirty laundry, my undies, the whites”

Has the whole world gone CRAZY!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?

She’s gotta feed the monkey. I mean hasn’t that ever occurred to you man? Sir?

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Look, just because we’re bereaved, doesn’t make us saps 

It’s our most modestly priced receptacle.

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

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I'm a fellow brother seamus.

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I didn't rent it shoes.  I'm not buying it a fucking beer.  He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Your phone’s ringing Dude

Dammit. Came here to post this. 
 

Thank you Donnie!

On 6/10/2021 at 6:04 PM, Biff Tannen said:

 

Both already said.  Try to keep up.

A few individuals in this thread, we have them on ignore for good reasons.

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax.  You're goddamn right I'm living in the past!!

You can imagine where it goes from here…..

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Authenticity

you ever hear of the seattle 7?  that was me… and, uh, six other guys. 

The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.

 

You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain

Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh, I don't see what this has to do with uh--do you have any Kahlúa...

2 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

you’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…

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I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.  The original statement, not the compromised second draft.

 

I used that at work and got nothing but blank stares.

He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time.  In your wisdom you took him, Lord.  As you took so many bright flowering 
young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364.  These young men gave their lives.  And Donny too.  Donny who. . . who loved bowling.

7 hours ago, RPM said:

He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time.  In your wisdom you took him, Lord.  As you took so many bright flowering 
young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364.  These young men gave their lives.  And Donny too.  Donny who. . . who loved bowling.

We used to go frequent a bar on Sunday’s for lunch and the young kid tending bar was named Donny.   Naturally, his name was Donny Who Loved Bowling.  

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34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Obviously you’re not a golfer

We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 

We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 
Only in the fact that the line is at the beginning of the movie. The whole movie is quotable and I'm pretty sure the script is more than 3 pages.
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3 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:
We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 

Only in the fact that the line is at the beginning of the movie. The whole movie is quotable and I'm pretty sure the script is more than 3 pages.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion man. 

we’re hoping it won’t be necessary to call the police. but that’s up to little Larry here. isn’t it, Larry?
*snaps open briefcase*

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Son, I've got buddies that died facedown in the muck! (tell him about the car man)

On 6/10/2021 at 11:57 AM, South Austin said:

what was all that shit about Vietnam?

Coupled with Walter's eulogy this is my favorite line in the movie. Glad it got in on page 1.

It's rare for one of these to go 3 pages this quickly. I need to rewatch I guess. 

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