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Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

TV version: do you see what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps, Larry!

Hallo. Meine dispatcher says der is someting wrong mit deine kahble.

On 6/11/2021 at 11:47 AM, BonzoMontreaux said:

PSH had some range.  Miss that guy.

 

Just got through this scene. He was so awesome. Since I've already been "that guy" tonight - I have two very weird coincidental connections to PSH:

- PSH played Truman Capote in "Capote". My grandfather features in "In Cold Blood" - he was the defense psychiatrist for the 2 murderers and met Captoe (and exchanged letters with) on various occasions as well as Harper Lee. He was actually standing next to Captoe while one of the suspects was hanged in Kansas. 

- My mom met PSH's brother through Al Anon in Austin and went on a couple of dates/dinners with him as my mom lost her brother in 2010 and this was post PSH's death and so they commiserated over the lost brother connection.

/csb - but I'd like to think this is a lot cooler and more relevant than many another uses of that acronym on this site 

Dude: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

Walter: I know that dude, why do you think I picked up the phone

no, walter, it did not look like larry was about to crack! … well, that’s your perception… you know, walter, you’re right, there is an unspoken message here, it’s fuck you! leave me the fuck alone! …  yeah, I’ll be at practice. 

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5 minutes ago, futureman said:

no, walter, it did not look like larry was about to crack! … well, that’s your perception… you know, walter, you’re right, there is an unspoken message here, it’s fuck you! leave me the fuck alone! …  yeah, I’ll be at practice. 

*finishes nailing wood into floor, chair falls as door opens outwards

Edited by Biff Tannen

FTR, I am an ordained Dudeist Priest if any event should arise.

Surly discount code :Muledick

They gave, uh, the Dude a beeper . . . .

5 hours ago, RPM said:

FTR, I am an ordained Dudeist Priest if any event should arise.

Surly discount code :Muledick

do I know you?

how many dudeist priests could there be?

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

They gave, uh, the Dude a beeper . . . .

One of my favorite moments about that is when Walter asks about the beeper going off during league play and the Dude says something about telling them about his bowling schedule... just the thought of the Dude explaining to the bad guys about not bothering him during the semis is hilarious. 

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I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fuckin strumpet, this fuckin whore…

the ringer cannot look empty

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You mean beyond pacifism?

He’s fragile, he’s very fragile. 
 

Well…I did not know that. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

You mean beyond pacifism?

He’s fragile, he’s very fragile. 
 

Well…I did not know that. 

Well, it’s all water under the bridge.

28 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs…

Our fuckin’ troubles are over, Dude.

12 hours ago, WBT said:

the ringer cannot look empty

Yeah, it's my dirty laundry.  THE WHITES.

Oh yeah, How’d it go?

Went alright, Dude’s car got a little dinged up 

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3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Went alright, Dude’s car got a little dinged up 

I do feel like this gets overlooked a lot.  Just a great line.

On 6/9/2021 at 11:35 PM, Incredulity said:

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. VAGINA.

Oh yeah?

Yes, they find it difficult to say.  It makes them uncomfortable, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his...johnson.

On 6/15/2021 at 4:05 PM, futureman said:

do I know you?

how many dudeist priests could there be?

At least two.  I'm a man of the Dudeist cloth as well.

Oh yeah?
Yes, they find it difficult to say.  It makes them uncomfortable, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his...johnson.

Johnson?
19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Leads?

Yeah, sure.  I'll just check with the boys down in the crime lab.  They got 4 more detectives working on the case.  They got us working in shifts!!!  Leads...  

On 6/9/2021 at 10:32 PM, Biff Tannen said:

You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

Hello!  Do you speak English sir?  PARLA USTED INGLES?!?

Micturated. A very unused word in the English language.  

On 6/10/2021 at 2:16 AM, hobbes2702 said:

Yea well, I still jerk off manually 

Of course you do.  
The subtile delivery from Treehorn makes even better. 

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