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15 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"

May we come in??

Yes, yes..

That's him, Dude.  "And a good day to you, Sir!!" 

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16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

May we come in??

Yes, yes..

That's him, Dude.  "And a good day to you, Sir!!" 

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

No doubt.  It's a hysterical mini-arc within the movie.  

1 hour ago, Capt. Squints said:

Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"

horribly butchered. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

and yet his son is a fucking dunce. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

and yet his son is a fucking dunce. 

But he was about to crack.

Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.

It's cool, Walter.

No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is.  Those are the fuckin' rules.

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

She thought we would get a million dollars.

It's not fair.

FAIR?  Who's the fuckin' nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies.

quite possibly the laziest in los angeles county. which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. 

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I like your style, Dude.

 

 

Yeah, I dig your style too, man.  

The Dude abides...I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.  It's good knowin' he's out there...the Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

See, this is the movie that they should have done one of those Covid online table readings of. I’d have paid for that.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Fuckin' A.

And this guy peed on it.

Donny, please.

You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this fuckin' Lebowski guy.

His name is Lebowski?  That's your name, Dude.

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.  Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway!

Shomer fucking shabbas!!!

2 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

I am the Walrus?

Another Caucasian, Gary.

 

Another Caucasian Gary was my Fantasy Football team name for quite a while.  

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

Uh, okay, ya know, you guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but hey, that's what you, that's what you pay me for. Aha...Um. Speaking of which, do you think uh, that you could uh, give me my twenty thousand in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've gotta check with, with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax, uh…

Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!

it was a good script, but did they have to use so many cuss words?

I don’t like your jerk-off name.   I don’t like your jerk-off face.   I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you…Jerk-off 

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4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I don’t like your jerk-off name.   I don’t like your jerk-off face.   I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you…Jerk-off 

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. 

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. 

 

"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

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i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

18 hours ago, Celery Man said:

"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

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i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

He also dated it 1991. The “aggression will not stand” quote is from August 1990.

Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahlúa?

Oh fuck it...YES, that's your answer.  That's your answer to everything.  Tattoo it on your forehead!

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How was your meeting Mr. Lebowski?

Okay.  Old man told me to take any rug in the house.

  • 3 months later...

The Dude Abides Festival

The Dude Abides festival will be held November 13, 2021 outside at Pioneer Farms in Austin, TX with acres of room to socially distance, while we take it easy enjoying the festivities, celebrating the Coen Brothers timeless film, “The Big Lebowski.”

Jeff “The Dude” Dowd, who was the inspiration for “The Dude” character from the movie, will be also doing a remote Q&A for the festival.

http://apnews.com/press-release/marketersmedia/lifestyle-austin-3ca7da3eee2ba56dd12f995f04068fba?fbclid=IwAR2UKOYwteGq6NQUwaT9MqrP5ufyK0qNBK-1ul3q-DmX9-5brMNOuCUXITE

That’s interesting, man. That’s fuckin’ interesting.

  • 10 months later...

I laughed out loud when he sat down and had to get right back up to get his own drink. 
Also did not notice until just now that he makes that white russian with coffee creamer. Wtf. 

Si! Si!  Que ridiculo!  Ja ja ja ja ja ja.

I've watched this movie 200x in the last 20+ years and it's only just occurred to me that knox harrington is david thewlis.  granted, he's not a superstar, but I definitely know who he is.  I feel stupid.

48 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

i fucking die on this scene every time

I regret not making Knox Harrington my Surly name. 

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