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#252
12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I've watched this movie 200x in the last 20+ years and it's only just occurred to me that knox harrington is david thewlis.  granted, he's not a superstar, but I definitely know who he is.  I feel stupid.

Same. I believe he was my entrant in a recent “no way that’s the same actor” post. 

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#257
3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Her costar in the beaver picture?

Beav...you mean vagina?  I mean, you know the guy?

#258
6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Beav...you mean vagina?  I mean, you know the guy?

In the parlance of our time...

#260
56 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Just like Casablanca. Not one throw away line in the whole move. 

Yeah, well that’s just like… your opinion, man.

#261

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

#263
40 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

parla usted ingles?

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#264
1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

Don't be fatuous Prong Horn.

#265
41 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

the story is ludicrous.

#266
51 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it. 

So you have no frame of reference here, Prongy.

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#269
11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

 

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#270
12 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

Nah, Logjammin'.

#275
2 hours ago, HouTex said:

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

What the fuck you talking about?

#276
44 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What the fuck you talking about?

Ok, Dude.  Have it your way.

#281

In accordance with what we think your final wishes may well have been . . . .

#282

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

#284
37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

Die herren ar cowards, Donnie. 

#285
37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

Die herren ar cowards, Donnie. 

#287
9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. 

camel fucker is not the preferred nomenclature, Arab American please

#291
On 8/31/2022 at 8:32 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

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On 9/1/2022 at 12:27 AM, PRONG HORN said:

I’ve never seen The Godfather either.  

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#294

This part is not exactly quotable, but damned if I'm not dying by the time he hits the dumpster so hard that the front end of the car lifts up a few feet off the ground.  Dude just got jerked off by a doc and doesn't know why.  He's got the Credence going, doing a roach, and drinking a beer.  Everything is going his way, until . . .

 

 

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#295
2 hours ago, dcbc said:

This part is not exactly quotable, but damned if I'm not dying by the time he hits the dumpster so hard that the front end of the car lifts up a few feet off the ground.  Dude just got jerked off by a doc and doesn't know why.  He's got the Credence going, doing a roach, and drinking a beer.  Everything is going his way, until . . .

 

 

I'm convinced he was supposed to hit the real estate sign on the right, but didn't make it and they kept it in anyway.

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#299
8 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


They have them at whole earth on Lamar for expensive as fuck.

IF I ever walk into a fucking store called Whole Fucking Earth, you can tell me to go fuck myself.   

 

 

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