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Uli Kunkel would be a good one too

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I've watched this movie 200x in the last 20+ years and it's only just occurred to me that knox harrington is david thewlis.  granted, he's not a superstar, but I definitely know who he is.  I feel stupid.

Same. I believe he was my entrant in a recent “no way that’s the same actor” post. 

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I regret not making Knox Harrington my Surly name. 

The video artist?

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Uli Kunkel would be a good one too

Her costar in the beaver picture?

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Her costar in the beaver picture?

Beav...you mean vagina?  I mean, you know the guy?

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Beav...you mean vagina?  I mean, you know the guy?

In the parlance of our time...

56 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Just like Casablanca. Not one throw away line in the whole move. 

Yeah, well that’s just like… your opinion, man.

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

40 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

parla usted ingles?

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1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

Don't be fatuous Prong Horn.

41 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

the story is ludicrous.

51 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it. 

So you have no frame of reference here, Prongy.

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11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

 

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12 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

Nah, Logjammin'.

17 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

The beaver picture?

You mean vagina?

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

2 hours ago, HouTex said:

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

What the fuck you talking about?

44 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What the fuck you talking about?

Ok, Dude.  Have it your way.

Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. 

In accordance with what we think your final wishes may well have been . . . .

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

Die herren ar cowards, Donnie. 

37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I went to a bar in Berlin called Lebowski and in the bathroom they had the audio from the German dub playing and it was enjoyable because I could usually figure out what scene it was.

Die herren ar cowards, Donnie. 

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. 

camel fucker is not the preferred nomenclature, Arab American please

eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back...

On 8/31/2022 at 8:32 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Is this about big Lebowski?  I still haven’t seen it.  I’ve never watched more than a few seconds of it.  Should I watch?

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On 9/1/2022 at 12:27 AM, PRONG HORN said:

I’ve never seen The Godfather either.  

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40 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?

username checks out 

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This part is not exactly quotable, but damned if I'm not dying by the time he hits the dumpster so hard that the front end of the car lifts up a few feet off the ground.  Dude just got jerked off by a doc and doesn't know why.  He's got the Credence going, doing a roach, and drinking a beer.  Everything is going his way, until . . .

 

 

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2 hours ago, dcbc said:

This part is not exactly quotable, but damned if I'm not dying by the time he hits the dumpster so hard that the front end of the car lifts up a few feet off the ground.  Dude just got jerked off by a doc and doesn't know why.  He's got the Credence going, doing a roach, and drinking a beer.  Everything is going his way, until . . .

 

 

I'm convinced he was supposed to hit the real estate sign on the right, but didn't make it and they kept it in anyway.

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8 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


They have them at whole earth on Lamar for expensive as fuck.

IF I ever walk into a fucking store called Whole Fucking Earth, you can tell me to go fuck myself.   

 

 

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