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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this is a crazy inning with a lot of bad baseball

All that’s missing is a fall down balk or the runner falling down running home or ump’s pants falling down 

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And Virginia gets out of it

Let’s go UVA I want baseball to watch tomorrow (that’s not us). 

Who was the d-bag from the old site thats one of the occupy ‘leaders’? Wore a sweatband on his arm.

25 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

DBU batter might be at third if he hadn’t been admiring his work. And as I type this he gets picked off.

Douche Bag U?

Who was the d-bag from the old site thats one of the occupy ‘leaders’? Wore a sweatband on his arm.

BartonHills?
3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Douche Bag U?

No that's about 15 miles to the northeast*. 

Source: I went there 

Edited by ztejas

DBU is Otis the Drunk on the basepaths. Although that was more bad luck, but still - Jesus.  

Edited by The Ace of Aces

Pretty lucky hop by the ball in RF too, though.

Also, fuck them cuz baptists.

Kept the DBU pitcher in a pitch too long. 

Well that is one way to stop screwing up on the basepaths.

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

How is he not out at 1st?

I thought the Jeff Ontiveros Rule said you couldn't block first base with your foot. 

Yes. 2nd base to Virginia thanks to the 2002 Horns. We changed the game.

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No that's about 15 miles to the northeast*. 

Source: I went there 

SMU?

Gotta admit, I have no idea where DBU is in Dallas.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I thought the Jeff Ontiveros Rule said you couldn't block first base with your foot. 

Nailed it

Good fucking God this game is like watching paint dry. 

This neutral site location should be featured on the real men of genius series of ads...

Looks like we get Hoos vs DBagz again tomorrow in front of WNBA crowds for sure.

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Good fucking God this game is like watching paint dry. 

What? We had a Jeff Ontiveros rule sighting plus all this crazy running shit. What more do you want?

4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

SMU?

Gotta admit, I have no idea where DBU is in Dallas.

I looked it up. Near Grand Prairie. 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What? We had a Jeff Ontiveros rule sighting plus all this crazy running shit. What more do you want?

I tuned in right after the crazy running stuff - like top 8th. But that yak broke up the monotony nicely. 

That 8th inning was like 45 fucking minutes.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I looked it up. Near Grand Prairie. 

Yes well fortunately there is a big lake separating DBU from GP - which is one of the biggest shitholes in Texas.

DBU has a pretty, hilly campus just outside Dallas. It's a cool school. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Yes well fortunately there is a big lake separating DBU from GP - which is one of the biggest shitholes in Texas.

DBU has a pretty, hilly campus just outside Dallas. It's a cool school. 

Great location, but you can get expelled for premarital sex. Rules are more strict than BYU's code of conduct

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yes well fortunately there is a big lake separating DBU from GP - which is one of the biggest shitholes in Texas.

DBU has a pretty, hilly campus just outside Dallas. It's a cool school. 

You’re not fooling me. 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. Ballgame. 

2 on to start the 9th for DB. Not over yet 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Great location, but you can get expelled for premarital sex. Rules are more strict than BYU's code of conduct

Hah. Is that a fact? Never would have guessed.

Just now, ztejas said:

Hah. Is that a fact? Never would have guessed.

But can you dance?

it is a nice campus. went there the year TEXAS played there. think it was when there was a mass flooding in DFW. the park is really nice.

Does this color announcer in the DBU game have a cold or is his voice just annoying as shit?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hah. Is that a fact? Never would have guessed.

Unless the rules have changed since I took a visit to the campus in 2008. You can't even step into a girls dorm room without the door being open with an RA chaperoning. 

Tying run at the plate with 2 out 

We get a game 3 tomorrow! Monday baseball

VA wins 4-0. DBU and VA to play elimination game tomorrow. DBU had bases loaded with 2 out and flied out to right.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It's hard to shutout DBU's offense, but UVA did just that

That was a great performance by blister hand guy.

11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

But can you dance?

you are forced to watch footloose at orientation and told at the end "any of you kevin bacon wannabe's can leave now".

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tony Brackens has first place and it isn't close. 

LJH had a nice one a few years back. Probably the best recent one. 

(Oh fuck it it's just too good not to post)

 

The story with Simmons may be a bit obscure.

I believe that, after the 2003 season, which was disappointing for Justin after being a cornerstone for the 2002 CWS Champs, he got in a fistfight with a Tech player or fan at a bar in Fort Worth and, having punched said Techster in the face, told him that was as close as he was getting to an NC ring, bitch.

I'm relatively certain the "bitch" is accurate.  The rest, date, location, and such, may be a bit off.

30 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tennessee playing in some ugly pajamas.

This.  Not sure that I’ve ever seen uglier uniforms....and....they are giving UT’s a bad name.

12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

you are forced to watch footloose at orientation and told at the end "any of you kevin bacon wannabe's can leave now".

Man. What a dystopia.

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