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Bill Maher has become the whiny little bitch he complains about

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On 2/23/2025 at 1:18 PM, Red Five said:

Jon Lovett interviewed Maher on Pod Save America. I thought that due to the venue, that he would tone down his usual stuff. Nope. Most of the interview was bitching about the left, woke, and trans. He might as well have had Jesse Watters on. 

He's always been a cunt and never a liberal. Just a me-first "libertarian" who hates women. Not surprised he has to pile on trans people.... 95% sure he's one of those who is mad at himself for being attracted to trans women. 

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

actually... it has occurred to me that despite being an actual American citizen, I will not be at all shocked if we start seeing rumblings about deporting Oliver. 

John Oliver has American citizenship now.

11 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

John Oliver has American citizenship now.

Naturalized citizens can be denaturalized and deported. I believe this even works on South Africans should an occasion arise.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

John Oliver has American citizenship now.

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that's why i said he was an American citizen lol

54 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

Naturalized citizens can be denaturalized and deported. I believe this even works on South Africans should an occasion arise.

this was my point

5 hours ago, mchookem said:

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that's why i said he was an American citizen lol

this was my point

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I hope Bill uses this opportunity to ask Trump questions nobody else gets to. Try to needle him on some topics that show how dumb he really is. Of course that footage may never see the light of day, but a Don Lemon/Elon Musk type feud would be a decent outcome. 

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So, Bill has come full circle. He’s going to interview the guy he labeled a whiny little bitch. .

17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

So, Bill has come full circle. He’s going to interview the guy he labeled a whiny little bitch. .


If he uses the time to show the world what a whiny bitch Trump is he is redeemed in my eyes. 

 

Trump literally sued Bill for a bit where he said Trump's real mother was an orangutan and now he's going to sit down with him in the Whitehouse like he's serious. 

 

lol

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If he uses the time to show the world what a whiny bitch Trump is he is redeemed in my eyes. 

 

Nah.

15 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

John Oliver has American citizenship now.

What part of “despite being an actual American citizen” confused you?

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

Trump literally sued Bill for a bit where he said Trump's real mother was an orangutan and now he's going to sit down with him in the Whitehouse like he's serious. 

lol

Trump even sent Bill a copy of his birth certificate. But not his “long form” birth certificate (which he demanded from Obama). 
 

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John Oliver has American citizenship now.
And married to a veteran.
And married to a veteran.
Seriously, this guy is the American dream. A dork from England comes to America and gains a little notoriety. But before he turns that notoriety into fame and fortune, he manages to land this lady using only competence, charm, and decency. Now he's a millionaire. john-oliver-kate-norley-4-6ad904a20ebc420f86f43a28b9759368.jpg

... and humor. i guarantee he made her laugh her panties off 🤣

2 hours ago, tchookem said:

Seriously, this guy is the American dream. A dork from England comes to America and gains a little notoriety. But before he turns that notoriety into fame and fortune, he manages to land this lady using only competence, charm, and decency. Now he's a millionaire. john-oliver-kate-norley-4-6ad904a20ebc420f86f43a28b9759368.jpg

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... and humor. i guarantee he made her laugh her panties off [emoji1787]
I make them laugh by taking my boxers off.
55 minutes ago, tchookem said:
3 hours ago, mchookem said:
... and humor. i guarantee he made her laugh her panties off emoji1787.png

I make them laugh by taking my boxers off.

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29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cuthbert is so hot in that movie

she was my dream girl around that time too 

i actually have questions...

is it going to be televised? if so, where? if not will it at least be recorded? will press be there? surely not an actual RT episode... maybe a pre-recorded segment? that would be something. 

i was curious so i checked his ratings, pretty steady decline since...the election kicked into high gear lol.

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It'll be 75% of the time agreeing with each other about wokeness and trans people, guaranfuckingteed. Bill is so pathetic these days.

I was bumping channels last night between basketball games, and hit HBO. I stopped long enough to hear Bill say "the Trump derangement syndrome on the left", laughed out loud, and changed the channel. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I was bumping channels last night between basketball games, and hit HBO. I stopped long enough to hear Bill say "the Trump derangement syndrome on the left", laughed out loud, and changed the channel. 

for the first time in fucking forever, i listen to this pompous and pretentious twat speak last night in that section about the derangement discussion and, in his defense,he was roasting the fucked up cult mentality consuming the "republican party" and that was one of those "okay, if we can admit there is a little bit of trump derangement amongst the left, can you guys admit that it is a two way street and you guys have completely lost your fucking minds in your cultish and religious adherence to this dipshit?" 

i cannot believe this self-important wannabe provocateur is still on tv.

but then again, donald trump is apparently the president.

2 hours ago, sidis said:

okay, if we can admit there is a little bit of trump derangement amongst the left, can you guys admit that it is a two way street

Um yeah fuck that. 

Recognizing turnip is deranged is not a syndrome. It demonstrates one’s perception is adequately attuned,

28 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Recognizing turnip is deranged is not a syndrome. It demonstrates one’s perception is adequately attuned,

The only problem is that there isn't a ton more of it. 

  • 2 weeks later...

"Whatever you think of the policy and him as a person, just as a politician, (Trump is) understanding that (you) always lean into being more of who you are," Maher told Cuomo. "The people are not savvy about issues but they smell a phony a mile away. And that kind of (stuff), nobody else does it."

Um, he is a phony. He is a lifelong conman. 

For those who say Maher hasn't changed and that he's always been like this... Um, yeah no.

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13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Whatever you think of the policy and him as a person, just as a politician, (Trump is) understanding that (you) always lean into being more of who you are," Maher told Cuomo. "The people are not savvy about issues but they smell a phony a mile away. And that kind of (stuff), nobody else does it."

Um, he is a phony. He is a lifelong conman. 

For those who say Maher hasn't changed and that he's always been like this... Um, yeah no.

Circa 2016:

The “Real Time” host made his case that nobody fits the stereotypically ’50s description of women better than the modern-day Trump.

“Irrational, pouty, vain, thin-skinned, hysterical and just not that bright, does that sound like anyone we know today?” the comic said.

“Who gets more hysterical than Lady Donald Trump…Maher goes on to call Trump a “whiny little bitch” numerous times.

Haven't watched it all but he must be screening his audience pretty carefully these days.

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Haven't watched it all but he must be screening his audience pretty carefully these days.

Oh he’s been doing that for years. Here’s my problem with the take he expressed on the video:

1. Maher himself once said that if this whole thing by Trump is an act, he should stop it. 

2. The guy we see in the rallies, videos, newscasts, etc is the one his congress follows. He’s the one for which all these ridiculous pieces of legislation are written. They’re not written for the measured guy Maher is describing 

3. The guy we see is the one the SCOTUS is constantly bending the knee to as it cedes its soul vis a vis these horrid rulings for which they’ve become notorious. They’re not doing that for the measured guy Maher is describing.

4. The guy we see is the one proposing 3rd terms, tariffs on everything, tax cuts for billionaires, gutting the government, all this anti-“woke” stuff, etc. That’s not coming from the measured guy Maher is describing 

5. The guy we see is the one his idiot voter base follows, not the measured guy Maher is describing.

That’s what matters. The fact that he was cool with Maher for 2 and a half hours in almost total privacy? Does not matter at all. And that’s what people hate about the guy. When Maher says “this is why the democrats are unpopular,” no, you fucking dipshit.

People from the left loathe the democrats because they’re a right-leaning corporatist lot that is constantly screwing over the working class and has been doing so slowly for the last 50 years.

People from the right loathe the democrats because they were conditioned to do so by AM shock jocks and cable news blowhards.

There are people in this country who seriously believe no more sacred duty exists in your political life than to hate the democrats, and it’s precisely because people like rush limbaugh told them to. It has absolutely nothing to do with “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

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Hey Bill, nobody fucking cares that he might be cordial behind closed doors, but keep complaining about “the liberals.” Meanwhile …

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53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Hey Bill, nobody fucking cares that he might be cordial behind closed doors, but keep complaining about “the liberals.” Meanwhile …

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I could not fucking believe this came out of her mouth. What a feckless piece of shit.

This country is so turbo-fucked it's not even funny.

No shit Lisa. Thanks to you and your republican colleagues for confirming a cabinet that we would all trade for the one in Idiocracy.

I guess because I watched some clips last week his popping up in my algorithm again. I saw today he's still criticizing "the liberals" for being ineffective, specifically mentioning Whitmer covering her face and Booker's filibuster, and patting himself on the back for "sitting down and talking with them/him." He claims he critized trump to his face, a claim I think is probably way overstated by him, but either way, exactly how effective was that tactic, Bill? Did you see his Easter blessing shit post? You see him softening anything on the trade war? You're equally as ineffective and look like a cuck in the process for basically kissing his ass. "He was nice to me over dinner" means literally nothing as it concerns his continued path towards killing American democracy and prestige as we have known it for so long. 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I guess because I watched some clips last week his popping up in my algorithm again. I saw today he's still criticizing "the liberals" for being ineffective, specifically mentioning Whitmer covering her face and Booker's filibuster, and patting himself on the back for "sitting down and talking with them/him." He claims he critized trump to his face, a claim I think is probably way overstated by him, but either way, exactly how effective was that tactic, Bill? Did you see his Easter blessing shit post? You see him softening anything on the trade war? You're equally as ineffective and look like a cuck in the process for basically kissing his ass. "He was nice to me over dinner" means literally nothing as it concerns his continued path towards killing American democracy and prestige as we have known it for so long. 

Gotta log out of your Google/Youtube account.  I stopped clicking on any of Maher's content in the Max app several months ago.   This thread is the only time I see Maher in any of my feeds.  

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