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#151
2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Aw, fuck you.

Man, he left that lure in the water a long, long time.

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#154
4 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

I’m the guy with the horn. You kind gentleman may go fuck yourselves 

Definitely the response of someone who knows they are being ridiculous but is dug in on doing something stupid.

#155
10 hours ago, Fletch said:

There’s home field advantage then there’s being chickenshit. Air horn is chickenshit. We’re better than that but unfortunately we got some fucking dorks as fans that don’t know shit about how it works at the Disch. The crowd and the ghosts of the stadium is enough to fuck up the other team. Get that nfl air horn bull shit outta here 

Hey man, we won. Let’s ease up on all of this Chicken hate speech. One love. 

#157
1 hour ago, texanbychoice said:

I’m not in LF but, holy shit you pussies will bitch about anything.

“OMGZ OUR FUN BASEBALL PARTY CROWD IS TOO LOUD AND I AM HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING ON SCORING THE GAME WITH MY PENCIL AND PAPER!!!!!”

the horn is annoying as shit and should not be a part of the Texas Baseball game watching experience.

#158
3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Hey man, we won. Let’s ease up on all of this Chicken hate speech. One love. 

Mostly agreed. Just know the fucking game please. Air horns at a baseball game should be a capital offense 

#160

Fuck it ... I hope airhorn guy goes to Omaha and stands right behing the Vanderbilt whistler and blows it in his ear every time he starts whistling.

 

I would much rather hear the airhorn than that annoying fuck.

#161
23 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck it ... I hope airhorn guy goes to Omaha and stands right behing the Vanderbilt whistler and blows it in his ear every time he starts whistling.

 

I would much rather hear the airhorn than that annoying fuck.

Seriously though. Airhorns may not be allowed, but I would pay someone to sit next to that guy and just scream as loud as they can right into his ear every time he whistles. 

#162
On 6/14/2021 at 9:03 PM, texanbychoice said:

I’m not in LF but, holy shit you pussies will bitch about anything.

“OMGZ OUR FUN BASEBALL PARTY CROWD IS TOO LOUD AND I AM HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING ON SCORING THE GAME WITH MY PENCIL AND PAPER!!!!!”

May every sporting event neighbor you have for the rest of your life bring a vuvuzela to blow constantly all game long.

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#163
2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck it ... I hope airhorn guy goes to Omaha and stands right behing the Vanderbilt whistler and blows it in his ear every time he starts whistling.

 

I would much rather hear the airhorn than that annoying fuck.

this.  probably the most important reason we need those fucks knocked out.

#164
On 6/14/2021 at 1:18 PM, Native Horn said:

I have a great alternative to the airhorn. Just hear me out.  What if we bought a bunch of bubbles and distributed to all the fans.  Then, we could blow the bubbles to distract the opponent's pitchers and fielders!!  Just spitballin' here.  

That's West Ham United's whole thing in the Premier League

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#165
On 6/14/2021 at 10:03 PM, texanbychoice said:

I’m not in LF but, holy shit you pussies will bitch about anything.

“OMGZ OUR FUN BASEBALL PARTY CROWD IS TOO LOUD AND I AM HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING ON SCORING THE GAME WITH MY PENCIL AND PAPER!!!!!”

Loud engaged fans = good

Stupid fucking airhorn right next to the TV mics = Jesus fuck make it stop

#167
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We could take all the helmet stickers off, stick them on his face, and let him suffocate

It’d be easier to just shank him 

#168
7 minutes ago, Fletch said:

It’d be easier to just shank him 

Can you shank him with a vuvuzela for poetic justice?  

#172
22 hours ago, dcar00 said:

this.  probably the most important reason we need those fucks knocked out.

I would actually rather be locked in a phone booth with the whistler fuckstick than stare at this abomination for 3 hours -

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#173
21 hours ago, texifornia said:

Loud engaged fans = good

Stupid fucking airhorn right next to the TV mics = Jesus fuck make it stop

Just quit.

The dude knows nothing about the game.  

#175
31 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I would actually rather be locked in a phone booth with the whistler fuckstick than stare at this abomination for 3 hours -

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Can I go with "neither"?

#177
On 6/17/2021 at 12:35 PM, texifornia said:

Loud engaged fans = good

Stupid fucking airhorn right next to the TV mics = Jesus fuck make it stop

Yes. Tell him to occupy I35

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