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Anybody going to the Sunday pre-game at Old Mattress Factory (no scales, so I'm boycotting)?  

Longhorn Foundation.  The Omaha chapter will probably do something as well, but there's are usually cash bars (with proceeds going to scholarship funds, which is why I drink so many beers at them).  I'm guessing this one is hosted bar/food.  Happy to transfer my invite to you if you want to take your daughter.  I cannot speak to the venue, arrangement, or any of that---I've never been to a LHF event in Omaha.  In fact, I don't even know if they've ever done anything like this before (certainly not in the four times I've been to the CWS).  

I mean, by the sound of it, they'll have places to lay down and rest.  

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Thanks, but my mom is going with us and I'm not sure how much pregame activities she'll be up for.

If you are staying right across the street from the park, you can go to OMF and come back and pick your mom up before the game without needing a vehicle. The hotels across the street, OMF, and the stadium are all really close together. 

Made reservations June 27-June 30 right across the street from the park. Driving up from Atlanta with my 9-year old on her first long road trip. So we, um, need to make the finals.

I am arriving tonight at 10. Will probably head to Slowdown after checking into hotel.

Unless anybody has a good Friday night recommendation.




3 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I am arriving tonight at 10. Will probably head to Slowdown after checking into hotel.

Unless anybody has any better Friday night options.

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Oh Shit.  Hold on to your clits.

2 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I am arriving tonight at 10. Will probably head to Slowdown after checking into hotel.

Unless anybody has a good Friday night recommendation.



 

Find some pussy to lick

On 6/16/2021 at 1:58 AM, ztejas said:

I'm to the point in my decision matrix where I just looked up the drive. It's not as long of a drive as I thought. 

Big Brother Danny GIF by Big Brother Australia

Probably not this year though. 

Sweet so you’ll drive next year while @Blanton and I slam beers on the way up? Sounds good to me 

We will be flying in tomorrow, goes without saying this has been the longest Friday I’ve had in some time!

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Woke up at 5am to find out my southwest flight at 11:50am (Austin to Houston to Omaha) originally arriving at 4:50 was moved to depart at 3:15 (Austin to Long. Beach to Vegas to Omaha) arriving at 11:50pm. 

I’ve been flying all week and the cancellations have been abnormally high…including one I was on Wednesday in Charlotte.

Said f this and loaded up the truck. Two hours out from Omaha now. 

Clear head…smooth drive…nice Texas DPS trooper warning for going a little speedy when he found out we were headed direct to Omaha.

Let’s do this boys!

\m/

 

 


 

 

10 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I am arriving tonight at 10. Will probably head to Slowdown after checking into hotel.

Unless anybody has a good Friday night recommendation.

I don’t know what kind of recs you’re looking for. I’ve never been there, but there is a Spearmint Rhino about halfway between the airport and the stadium(so, very close to both). I’m guessing it will be busy the next week or so. 

I'll be at the game on Sunday if any of you lunatics want a free drink- just name the pregame spot.@Lobo

What are you dragging me into this shit for?  I ain't even going.  I've done my 4 trips to Texas at the CWS.  Maybe someday, I can take my girls...but y'all have fun.  It's a freakin' blast.  Just help bring us home some hardware.  

What are you dragging me into this shit for?  I ain't even going.  I've done my 4 trips to Texas at the CWS.  Maybe someday, I can take my girls...but y'all have fun.  It's a freakin' blast.  Just help bring us home some hardware.  
That's exactly the intensity and weirdness I was expecting just the wrong zip code on the receiving end.

Any other weirdos avail?

I’ll send you my invite code for the old mattress factory party.  Sounds like it’s hosted bar and right by stadium with a/c.  Gonna be a hot one Sunday. 

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16 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

That's exactly the intensity and weirdness I was expecting just the wrong zip code on the receiving end.

Any other weirdos avail?

I’ll be at the crescent moon for the early games Saturday and Sunday and then likely Mattress Factory right before the Texas game.

7 hours ago, Tailgate said:

I’ll be at the crescent moon for the early games Saturday and Sunday and then likely Mattress Factory right before the Texas game.

Make sure and eat a Reuben!

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22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Make sure and eat a Reuben!

Cant wait! Appreciate the recs again!

\m/

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

I’ll send you my invite code for the old mattress factory party.  Sounds like it’s hosted bar and right by stadium with a/c.  Gonna be a hot one Sunday. 

Can you send the invite code to multiple people?  I’m in the Foundation but haven’t seen anything. 

My son (rising sophomore at UT) and I sitting in bar in Austin airport. Connect through Dallas arrive around 430. Staying at embassy suites. That looks easily walkable to stadium?

Can you PM me your email address.  I have an old work one for you.  I'll email you the details.  You both have a great time, can't believe he's a sophomore already...last time I saw him he was like 2. 

 

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Can you PM me your email address.  I have an old work one for you.  I'll email you the details.  You both have a great time, can't believe he's a sophomore already...last time I saw him he was like 2. 

 

Thanks. Sent. 

I’ll be at the crescent moon for the early games Saturday and Sunday and then likely Mattress Factory right before the Texas game.
Cool I'll be the middle aged white dude in orange with a crazy blondo with a big ol ass
Flight out of IAH at 4:50.  Land at 7.
United? If so same same. Lady and I just got two drinks to go for $60 at AUS
8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Flight out of IAH at 4:50.  Land at 7.

United? If so same same. Lady and I just got two drinks to go for $60 at AUS

Is that how much drinks cost at airports now!?!

13 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Flight out of IAH at 4:50.  Land at 7.

United? If so same same. Lady and I just got two drinks to go for $60 at AUS

Yep that’s the one. Got here way too ass early so I’m at the tex mex bar around the corner 

4 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Is that how much drinks cost at airports now!?!

25 oz bud light is 10.25

im guessing his were a double x2

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

25 oz bud light is 10.25

im guessing his were a double x2

Damn damn damn!

For those prices a CC with lounge access would pay for itself after a few rounds. 

Only downside to the Delta club is if you're flying United, that's a decent sized trek to the gate unless you can sneak out a roadie for the long haul to the mid 20's.  In my old age, I've also come to realize that about 20% of the people taking last sips of their "bottled water" while waiting in line for TSA pre-check.  Yeah, they're sipping free vodka from home before tossing into the trash bine with all the other sipable bomb juice.  Saves money and you get a head start on airport bar/lounge drinks.  /hannibal  

22 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I’m really enjoying reading this thread. 

Ditto - y'all yell extra loud for the rest of us. Super jealous of all of you making this work. 

4 hours ago, chitwood said:

My son (rising sophomore at UT) and I sitting in bar in Austin airport. Connect through Dallas arrive around 430. Staying at embassy suites. That looks easily walkable to stadium?

It is. 

So it turns out I'm staying at the same hotel as Stanford. Two of the players on the elevator just now were complaining about not being hydrated enough.




I’m at the same hotel with NC State. They are very happy. 

Very happy?  To be staying next to you?  I doubt it.  I've seen your table manners dude.  

In addition to that other thing, I'm gonna need you to go over to the Harrah's in Council Bluff's tonight and play some blackjack under my name so I can keep my reward status current.  Whatever you do, always hit double 8's.  Otherwise they'll know you're not me.  

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Very happy?  To be staying next to you?  I doubt it.  I've seen your table manners dude.  

In addition to that other thing, I'm gonna need you to go over to the Harrah's in Council Bluff's tonight and play some blackjack under my name so I can keep my reward status current.  Whatever you do, always hit double 8's.  Otherwise they'll know you're not me.  

I will slit my throat before I hit 8s instead of splitting them. 

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Very happy?  To be staying next to you?  I doubt it.  I've seen your table manners dude.  

In addition to that other thing, I'm gonna need you to go over to the Harrah's in Council Bluff's tonight and play some blackjack under my name so I can keep my reward status current.  Whatever you do, always hit double 8's.  Otherwise they'll know you're not me.  

Council Bluff's????

Jfc.

Dude, you nitpick weirder shit of anyone, even me...and that's saying something.  It's Iowa...there's no fucking rules up there, even for sky commas.  It's 7:30p, I've been doing yard work and watching football and baseball all day...Imma about 9 drinks in already, ain't nobody got time for sky comma lectures. 

30 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I lost a grand at craps at Harrahs this afternoon.



 

Shits still there in the cage, just a matter of whether or not you wanna man up and go get it back….

40 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I lost a grand at craps at Harrahs this afternoon.



 

Did you not follow the craps betting strategy thread!?

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