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Edited by lmao

so… is it the whole 77 minutes or is there a place we can skip to?

So he bought a house here because of Rogan and then does a fake segment shitting on Austin with a no talent hack like Whitney Cummings. Saw a 1 minute clip definitely can’t listen to that dipshit for over an hour.

Here for 4 months and his takeaway is that the food sucks, the people suck, and the real estate prices are great? Who the fuck is this guy? 

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Here for 4 months and his takeaway is that the food sucks, the people suck, and the real estate prices are great? Who the fuck is this guy? 

A rich asshole.

9 hours ago, workswithseed said:

A rich asshole.

seems like he sucks. fuck him. next!

Tim Dillon is a leech on the succes of Joe Rogan. 

I have a buddy that's trying to make it as a stand up around Austin and he's a lot funnier than someone like Dillon. Some douchebags just get lucky. 

I got through 1 minute and thought dude on the left is a fat dick. Plus the sunglasses. He's fat, a dick, and douchey. 

So why should I give a shit about him?

Hit the 30 second skip till I heard anything worth listening to and got to around 9 min and he said the majority of Austin is slackers who don’t even care to do well or contribute to society.  Buddy it’s close to if not the tech capital of the US….  Didn’t make it much past that, he sounds like an annoying 90’s early 2000’s want to be shock jock ala Bubba the love sponge.

Edited by Hook1997

Who is more famous -

Wee Man (RIP) from the Jackass Universe, or

Tim from the Rogan Universe?

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

he said the majority of Austin is slackers who don’t even care to do well or contribute to society.

I wish Austin was still like that. Unfortunately it's now full of overachievers and trust fund fucks that don't spend their own money. And on top of that it's becoming a big destination city full of service industry workers that work their asses off. Plus state government employees. Plus lobbyists and consultants. Plus 50,000 college students half the year. 

Basically he's a clueless fucking moron that I hope convinces more folks like him to avoid further diluting what made central Texas so great in the first place.

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15 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tim Dillon is a leech on the succes of Joe Rogan. 

I have a buddy that's trying to make it as a stand up around Austin and he's a lot funnier than someone like Dillon. Some douchebags just get lucky. 

He had a big following prior to Rogan & clears like 140k a month on his Pateron. I saw him in NY years back and his set was the highlight of the night. Idk. Most people in that Rogan crew (including Rogan) are pretty terrible standups tho. 

I saw Rogan live once and thought he was pretty good.  Does Austin not have a homeless problem?  Is that fake news?  I haven’t been back in years.

Edited by Fondren & Main

17 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Who is more famous -

Wee Man (RIP) from the Jackass Universe, or

Tim from the Rogan Universe?

Wee Man isn't dead. 

Wee Man isn't dead. 

Well don’t cross him off then.

This guy is doing the Lord’s work. Please let people continue to shit on Austin so they don’t fucking move here. Austin is terrible, please move along. 

Okay this was actually funny and I didn't realize it was him until after reading.

 

5 hours ago, Droopy said:

This guy is doing the Lord’s work. Please let people continue to shit on Austin so they don’t fucking move here. Austin is terrible, please move along. 

Aha, someone who gets it!  I'm gonna have to have a talk with him about not shitting on Houston and Dallas though.  I don't need those people coming here.  I wish he said all of Texas was terrible.  The man would be a saint then.

18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wee Man isn't dead. 

Joe Rogan and Wee Man are the same person.

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On 6/15/2021 at 1:33 AM, washparkhorn said:

Who is more famous -

Wee Man (RIP) from the Jackass Universe, or

Tim from the Rogan Universe?

Prob thinking of Verne Troyer who died recently. 

Dillon is funny as fuck.  Apparently I need to post that in the unpopular opinions thread. 

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On 6/15/2021 at 1:33 AM, washparkhorn said:

Who is more famous -

Wee Man (RIP) from the Jackass Universe, or

Tim from the Rogan Universe?

Wee Man isn't dead.   Dammit.  Several others already posted this.  Sorry.

Edited by Ojo Rojo

9 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Wee Man isn't dead.   Dammit.  Several others already posted this.  Sorry.

I love the Wee Man. So there is some crossover. 

What is a good episode of Rogan's show where Tim contributed well? I have watched Joe from time to time so I know his schtick. 

How does it compare with Justin Weiss Smith's take on leaving Austin?

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