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  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    fuck'em. they had a choice to a vaccinate or not. 

  • Wtf is wrong with some of y’all? NC State knew the health and safety rules and the risks of showing up with unvaccinated players. They made their own beds and have to suffer the consequences.  It’s on

  • Dr. Teeth
    Dr. Teeth

    That might explain why our bats may seem like they stay on our shoulders at times. Magnets. 

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Thomas J. Henry hired  Helio Castroneves for an ambulance chasing ad.  FML.  I missed the boat.  

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3 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

There’s the Whistler.

Ready for Vandy to lose just so "The Whistler" goes back to Nashville.  Tree probably needs at least 2 more runs to win tonight...

Currently after 6:     Tree   5        Vandy   4  

Nice going Stanford. No way in hell their bullpen holds this lead. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Stanford has had some dumbass sends.

From the looks of that slide, I’d say they sent one then.

That dude did not look fast and then short slide to make it look worse.

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Clearly I’m in the minority but the whistler doesn’t bother me at all 

You must be his mother 

I'm happy if Vandy wins, honestly. They don't appear that commited to defending shit. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm happy if Vandy wins, honestly. They don't appear that commited to defending shit. 

I think Stanford and nc state would be pretty fun to watch again tbh

Just now, OB3 said:

I think Stanford and nc state would be pretty fun to watch again tbh

I think it's fun either way. It's the CWS.

We need to handle our business first, though.

Texas has played series with Tree for many seasons until recently so, I’m pulling for them.

How do you almost get tagged at first AGAIN?

6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

You must be his mother 

See now THAT is a well-crafted obvious joke.

Edited by Surly Bevo

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

See now THAT is an well-crafted obvious joke.

Look man... I've got 23 thousand posts. They don't all hit the way they should - actually most of them suck - and many aren't intended for a wide audience. On top of that, my neighbor backed into my car on Monday and it's going to take 5 days to get the body work done.

So... I guess what I'm saying is fuck that guy.

Just now, ztejas said:

Look man... I've got 23 thousand posts. They don't all hit the way they should - actually most of them suck - and many aren't intended for a wide audience. On top of that, my neighbor backed into my car on Monday and it's going to take 5 days to get the body work done.

So... I guess what I'm saying is fuck that guy.

Want us to take him out back?  Beat the shit out of him?

6 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

The horn in left field doesn’t bother me either 

I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Want us to take him out back?  Beat the shit out of him?

He was actually super nice and honest about the whole thing. It ended up being $2k to fix and today he handed me a grand in cash and said he'd get the rest on Monday. 

So as long as I don't blow this on coke and strippers I'll get my car back no worries.

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours 

taco truck is here!

That 1-2 pitch was fucking filthy

Batting .352 and having an .897 OPS. The mysteries of life...

Actually I guess that's not a crazy discrepancy. Just seems like most guys in college are above 1.000 that bat that well.

Edited by ztejas

The Whistler(s) must have been lubing up because he's in full fucking effect now.

Kind of a dirty comeback inning for Stanford.

You don't see many pitching changes with a 1-2 count but Beck slammed the door.  It will be interesting to see if he can finish it on 3 days rest

Maybe it’s too harsh to say this, but I think it’d be cool if the whistler died.

Just now, Helobious said:

Maybe it’s too harsh to say this, but I think it’d be cool if the whistler died.

By baseball bats….

Lulz. Forgot about Taylor Martinez. Too bad that was Adrian Martinez. 

Can the tree please hit Grown Ups version of Alexander Ludwig

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

By baseball bats….

This would work. For both of those morons 

 

The man, the legend, Brock Jones.

Vandy has to hold them here.

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Maybe it’s too harsh to say this, but I think it’d be cool if the whistler died.

Just a tad.  I was thinking more along the lines of dry cracking sores on his cancer filled lips.  

Vandy looks like Duck Dynasty rejects.  Do barbers make much money cutting mullets?  

If he hangs one it’s gone

Walked him. That was what Virginia should have done with Tanner Allen last night.

Vandy’s new pitcher coming in doesn’t look confident at all.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Probably a slight win for Vandy there with 1B open

*3rd

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