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My team was atrocious.

Arkansas was #1 all year.

We're both watching the CWS on tv, and that makes me happy.

I'm not above pettiness at all when it comes to this stuff.

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    tx 3 putt

    fuck'em. they had a choice to a vaccinate or not. 

  • Wtf is wrong with some of y’all? NC State knew the health and safety rules and the risks of showing up with unvaccinated players. They made their own beds and have to suffer the consequences.  It’s on

  • Dr. Teeth
    Dr. Teeth

    That might explain why our bats may seem like they stay on our shoulders at times. Magnets. 

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2 hours ago, torre said:

Informative summary by Rogers and Fitt.

Should note that Chris Burke stated on SECN that Arizona's offensive numbers may be inflated due to the elevation in Arizona.   Claimed that was the case when he played for the Diamondbacks.    #SEC homer

 

 

 

 

 

well, I am smitten...

3 hours ago, torre said:

Informative summary by Rogers and Fitt.

Should note that Chris Burke stated on SECN that Arizona's offensive numbers may be inflated due to the elevation in Arizona.   Claimed that was the case when he played for the Diamondbacks.    #SEC homer

 

Tucson - 2389' MSL

Phoenix - 1086' MSL

Atlanta - 1050' MSL

KC - 909' MSL

 

I can see the argument for UA, but I'm not buying the Diamondbacks claim.

 

3 minutes ago, Assman said:

Tucson - 2389' MSL

Phoenix - 1086' MSL

Atlanta - 1050' MSL

KC - 909' MSL

 

I can see the argument for UA, but I'm not buying the Diamondbacks claim.

 

Phoenix is super dry. Probably the driest MLB location. Could play into it.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Phoenix is super dry. Probably the driest MLB location. Could play into it.

I don't know how much the lack of humidity plays into it, but during the summer the air gets thin enough that it grounds planes on occasion.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Phoenix is super dry. Probably the driest MLB location. Could play into it.

 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

I don't know how much the lack of humidity plays into it, but during the summer the air gets thin enough that it grounds planes on occasion.

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Sure double play eats up the third baseman, Stanford scores and everyone is safe

Just now, elfenix said:

Sure double play eats up the third baseman, Stanford scores and everyone is safe

There were two outs

There were two outs
My bad. One eye on this.

These Sony Alpha shots ESPN is doing are even more magic than they are in NFL games

Holy shit, that RF'er wasn't running full out, ball gets over his head.

Sergio, using a wedge from about 50 yards, hits a ball that takes one bounce and hits the flag stick.   Ball kicks back off the green, rolls down all the way...back to Sergio’s feet!  Never seen that before!

 

 

 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sergio, using a wedge from about 50 yards, hits a ball that takes one bounce and hits the flag stick.   Ball kicks back off the green, rolls down all the way...back to Sergio’s feet!  Never seen that before!

Pretty sure I saw that in the 2003 CWS.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck OLF (until they eject the buzzer asshole).

What/who is the buzzer asshole?

Blue is giving this dude a pretty low strike zone.  Giving the Stanford pitcher a few inches off the plate.

I'm 54 years old and I've never understood what's so hard about calling the strike zone as defined

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Carlos Beltran's niece

Well that was random.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Carlos Beltran's niece

…and Cora’s nephew.

Is Mississippi State allowed to bring their cowbells into the stadium?

 

Base hit RBI!

7 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Blue is giving this dude a pretty low strike zone.  Giving the Stanford pitcher a few inches off the plate.

I'm 54 years old and I've never understood what's so hard about calling the strike zone as defined

Eric Gregg would like a word with you …

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On top of a shitty strike zone, this guy is one of those umps who gives you the 2-second delay before he throws out his arm and calls the strike.

 

He's probably a child molester. 

Should have been a double play and instead its runners on first and second, no outs.

Just now, Machinator said:

Should have been a double play and instead its runners on first and second, no outs.

Yep.

Stanford doing everything they can to lose this game.  Which is fine.  They're gay.

I meant to post this yesterday, but beer got in the way.  Using a proprietary algorithm -- I blend D1 and Nolan RPI, it's complicated shit -- here are the 1st game matchups, from easy to hard on the higher ranked team.

Tennessee/UVA

Stanford/NC State

Vanderbilt/Arizona

Texas/Mississippi State

 

So, NC State is doing their best to blow my incredibly complex analysis all to shit, which is a good thing.  The real takeaway is that UTenn benefits greatly from the draw, and we don't.  Fuck it, we're still the real UT.

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

On top of a shitty strike zone, this guy is one of those umps who gives you the 2-second delay before he throws out his arm and calls the strike.

 

He's probably a child molester. 

All umpires are child molesters.  Especially that Don Denkinger monster.

That second baseman is about the cry on the field

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

All umpires are child molesters.  Especially that Don Denkinger monster.

I can buy that.

But the delayed call is a special class of child molesting umpires.  

19 minutes ago, Augustus said:

What/who is the buzzer asshole?

It is a beeper asshole.  

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

It is a beeper asshole.  

Like a truck in reverse?  What are y'all talking about?

Stanford is getting completely shit on.

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