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  • tx 3 putt
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    fuck'em. they had a choice to a vaccinate or not. 

  • Wtf is wrong with some of y’all? NC State knew the health and safety rules and the risks of showing up with unvaccinated players. They made their own beds and have to suffer the consequences.  It’s on

  • Dr. Teeth
    Dr. Teeth

    That might explain why our bats may seem like they stay on our shoulders at times. Magnets. 

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Just now, Don Johnson said:

Wonder if they know Tiger?

Harold is a family friend.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Isn't Vandy the smartest school in the SECSEC?

Well the bar is pretty low in a conference of glorified JUCOs

why are they pulling a starter for this guy?

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Isn't Vandy the smartest school in the SECSEC?

Which is like being the smartest kid in summer school.

1 minute ago, SomeoneYouKnow said:

Not really a starter...

oh, I thought that guy was an actual starter.

I’m sitting on the beach watching the game with my iPad set up, bluetooth speaker, with a big titty blonde, crushing beers and hopes and dreams of teenagers playing washers, and there’s this one thing that is annoying the shit out of me me today…..

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I’m sitting on the beach watching the game with my iPad set up, bluetooth speaker, with a big titty blonde, crushing beers and hopes and dreams of teenagers playing washers, and there’s this one thing that is annoying the shit out of me me today…..

What might that be?

Ah well. Congrats NC State. You did all we asked of you. Maybe Highfill pitches another shutout tomorrow.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

so is this good or bad?

I think it depends on what're the next steps for NC State's covid situation.

 

Also depends on whether we want to be SEC Champs or not.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

so is this good or bad?

we'd rather have State win but at least Vandy has to use pitchers tomorrow.

forcing more games is good, keeping it close is best. 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

so is this good or bad?

Neutral. Kumar is out until Wednesday. Now we just need NC State to scare them and force them to use Leiter tomorrow.

But none of it matters unless we win tonight.

28 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I’m sitting on the beach watching the game with my iPad set up, bluetooth speaker, with a big titty blonde, crushing beers and hopes and dreams of teenagers playing washers, and there’s this one thing that is annoying the shit out of me me today…..

The lack of fucking pics?!?

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, we desperately need to hear someone who has no clue how slugging percentage is calculated...

Does anyone give a shit? I'd rather listen to Harold Reynolds trying to actually do the math than to hear these dudes rattle on about nothing related to the game they are supposedly watching. I like having former players in the booth because they can give you insights into the game that you wouldn't normally be privy to, but you also run the risk of guys that can't let their playing days go and you have to hear how they could do it better when they played or the game is boring for them to sit and watch and not be on the field so they sit there reliving the "glory" years.

Just shut the fuck up and talk about how bad ass the teams are playing and how Texas is going to fuck up MSU's season and win this WHOLE FUCKING THING. 

33 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I’m sitting on the beach watching the game with my iPad set up, bluetooth speaker, with a big titty blonde, crushing beers and hopes and dreams of teenagers playing washers, and there’s this one thing that is annoying the shit out of me me today…..

Is this one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books?

There was an umpire review of some play in our Tennessee game.  And Ben McDonald was doing an attempt at a meta discussion of what he thinks the umpires were saying to themselves while peppering in his own first person accounting of what he would say to himself in that position in the third person.  If I read the ESPN attempt at a transcript of those 90 seconds, I would lose my mind.  And if somebody attempted to diagram that sentence, they would end up in a vortex of two black holes meeting behind Jupiter.  

Ben McDonald seems like the kind of guy that has full on conversations with his dog.

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Ben McDonald seems like the kind of guy that has full on conversations with his dog.

Hey fuck you buddy. 

What's the backstory on why he's wearing that jersey?  I know the conspiracy fucking idiots will think there's some validity to it, I'm just genuinely curious.  He does seem seem to genuinely love baseball like we do on here.  Be a helluva long game by Fauci to arrange this whole thing to help Vanderbilt barely win 3-1 over the N.C. State pratice squad ;) 

He also received the Ken Shine award from Dell Medical School/UT System several months back.  Supposedly they also sent him a Longhorn jersey because they know he loves baseball with the physical award (it was obviously given over Zoom back then).  Maybe he was trying to burn Vandy pitching to help UT.  

What we really need is a doctor to help the bulldogs tonight, 'cause they're about to get pummeled.  

I thought Reynolds was a really color guy myself. I didn't know about his metrics deficiencies.

All day I've been trying to wrap my head around choosing to *not* vaccinating a bunch of 21-year olds who are going to bars/parties/practices/classes/etc.... while trying to win a national championship.

I mean, it's just profoundly stupid.  

Out of curiosity - and because maybe I'm an asshole - I looked at a map of their campus to see how hard it would have been.  There's a CVS about 500 feet from their stadium, giving FREE VACCINES WITH NO APPOINTMENT.

So now I gotta either root for those fucking idiots to overcome Darwin's attempt to take them out of the gene pool *OR* the SEC!SEC!SEC! team that's going to fail upwards into the finals.  

Just as an aside here... as of about a month ago, the covid rate among unvaccinated people was roughly the same as some of the worst months of 2020.  In other words, the numbers look really good, because the vaccinated people are still in the denominator, but they're overwhelmingly not getting sick, or they're getting very mild cases.  Take them out, and the numbers suddenly don't look so great.

Somebody send this screenshot to the NC State coaches:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Well he’s not necessarily wrong, but I hope he fucking loses the college World Series for being an idiot. 

"Indoctrinate?"

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, don't "indoctrinate" them with science while they're enrolled in a University that prides itself on research prowess.

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

"Indoctrinate?"

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, don't "indoctrinate" them with science while they're enrolled in a University that prides itself on research prowess.

 

 

The use of that particular term tells you about all you need to know about Elliott Avent.

How a our indoctrinate them in the value of “if you get quarantined because you didn’t get vaccinated, it hurts the whole team. How about you do what’s good for the team?” I’ve heard of coaches saying stuff like that, I’m pretty sure.

Funny how baseball, which prides itself on NOT being a timed sport, is being fucked over by the NCAA with a clock on the time between pitches and the time a hitter steps away from the batter’s box.

Abner Doubleday rolled over and flipped a well deserved🖕their way.

What's the story about NC St. trashing a hotel room? I just caught the end of the discussion on ESPNU radio.

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

What's the story about NC St. trashing a hotel room? I just caught the end of the discussion on ESPNU radio.

Damn NC State, act like you've been ther..........   nevermind.

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