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Strap, God wants you on the floor.

Let’s win this one for all the small schools that never had the chance to get here. 

We're gonna run the picket fence at em.

I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented.

First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay?  My name is Norm.  Secondly, your coaching days are over.

Clete, you tell him. Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out. Yeah, well, I was fouled...

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Other than the title, movie rocks. 

Yes, it clearly should have been "Legends of the Ball".

Damn, you guys (whooops, missed mdmost's mention) haven't hit the big ones.

Five passes!

Picket fence!

I don't think my wife and I or my kids and I have gone to any basketball games where one of us doesn't say or yell this out of boredom,  because our team is getting their asses kicked, or it's the last play with four seconds on the clock. 

 

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"He was Dentyne"

(CSB- the guy in question was a college buddy of mine at our small school in Indiana)

I don't deserve this... to die like this.  I was building a house.

 

 

 

 

(yeah I know i'm just fucking around)

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

Yep.  No doubt he treated her just like she's your mom

 

On 6/16/2021 at 2:54 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'll make it.

One of the best lines ever.  Gives me the chills.

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

She’s the ultimate Karen. Trying to get him fired from the start.

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