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At one of them all you can eat sushi joints and I’ve over ordered.   They charge for leftovers and I just can’t eat any more.  Should I stuff the dragon rolls into my cargo shorts or pretend I’m a waiter and bring the sushi to another table?

10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Or I could put the leftovers in my mask.   
 

 

sorry didn’t know if this should’ve gone in the food or advice thread

Why do you have a mask?

Wrong ethnicity, but hell, them orientals are all the same anyway. Note the 2:55 mark.

 

 

How the hell do they charge extra for you to take food home? You already paid for it. That would be the last time I ate at that place. 

12 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

"All you can eat sushi joints"

Uncle Boob special. 

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13 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell do they charge extra for you to take food home? You already paid for it. That would be the last time I ate at that place. 

Can't take food home from AYCE places.  The Asian places can charge you if you leave too much on your plate. Prevents fats from abusing the system

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

The Asian places can charge you if you leave too much on your plate.

The only thing I leave is a mound of crustacean carcasses.

Never eat at all you can eat sushi places. That’s your first big mistake. 

8 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Never eat at all you can eat sushi places. That’s your first big mistake. 

Este.  You’re certainly not getting prime cuts at an all you can eat. 

41 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Este.  You’re certainly not getting prime cuts at an all you can eat. 

 

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On 6/18/2021 at 2:38 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

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I've been to this restaurant, have no idea how somebody got video of it, since we had to place our phones in baskets when we went int.    It's a pretty pants shitting moment when you go from eating appetizers in a front area that you think is just the normal restaurant area and where you think the entire meal will be served, and then you are taken to the back with a bunch of these women (and one guy, they don't discriminate) on tables, and it's full of other people.  You start wondering two things - #1 is she over 18 and #2 are they going to kill and eat her when you've eaten everything off of her?

I was buzzing pretty hard, and ended up shit-faced, but if I recall, the answer to #1 was yes, and the answer to #2 was no, unless you were willing to pay a substantial amount.  I may have those answers flipped around though.

Did that at a bachelor party once, sushi was great until it started warming up to 98.6. Not that I complained

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've been to this restaurant, have no idea how somebody got video of it, since we had to place our phones in baskets when we went int.    It's a pretty pants shitting moment when you go from eating appetizers in a front area that you think is just the normal restaurant area and where you think the entire meal will be served, and then you are taken to the back with a bunch of these women (and one guy, they don't discriminate) on tables, and it's full of other people.  You start wondering two things - #1 is she over 18 and #2 are they going to kill and eat her when you've eaten everything off of her?

I was buzzing pretty hard, and ended up shit-faced, but if I recall, the answer to #1 was yes, and the answer to #2 was no, unless you were willing to pay a substantial amount.  I may have those answers flipped around though.

Wow, that's really a thing:

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Commiefornia

Cloakroom boy was trying to set you up for being an antivax but you responded perfectly.

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