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This is an hilarious punishment. He documents the whole thing 

 

Almost as hilarious as the flavored whiskey live blog

 

edit: dude did it wrong by putting syrup and margarine all over those waffles.  i'd go dry, dunked in coffee for moisture and maybe mix in some salet every couple-few.

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9 waffles in 15 hours. Definitely diarrhea 

Feel like I could've paced myself better than him.  Maybe 2 waffles at the 0-4-8-12 hours?  He seems to just try and have as many as he could in the first few hours.  That makes the whole experience miserable.  I'd rather sit in a Waffle House for 24 hours feeling good, than sit there for 16 hours feeling like shit.  And definitely no syrup like he had.

I thought this was magnificent.  We have family in town, and I explained this story to them last night as it was unfolding. 

Every woman thought it was horrific.

Every man thought it was fantastically, diabolically awesome.

The difference between the genders could not be explained more accurately than this example provided.

Saw this last night, A brilliant punishment for the loser. then reading the comments someone said Anthony bourdain went there for his show.





Epic piece by bourdain . I wish I had daily access to Waffle House. Me, my old man took my 3 year old to a WH in Florida a few months ago while the women including my brother in law stayed at the hotel. Broke my kid in early

At least it wasn't 24 hours at IHOP.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Saw this last night, A brilliant punishment for the loser. then reading the comments someone said Anthony Bodain went there for his show.
 

 

 


Epic piece by boudain. I wish I had daily access to Waffle House. Me, my old man took my 3 year old to a WH in Florida a few months ago while the women including my brother in law stayed at the hotel. Broke my kid in early

Waffle House gets a bad rap. It is what it is, greasy griddle food and badass waffles best consumed after copious amounts of alcohol. If you can't appreciate the cosmic greatness that is scattered, smothered and covered then I'm not sure there's hope for you.

11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Saw this last night, A brilliant punishment for the loser. then reading the comments someone said Anthony Bodain went there for his show.
 

 

 


Epic piece by boudain. I wish I had daily access to Waffle House. Me, my old man took my 3 year old to a WH in Florida a few months ago while the women including my brother in law stayed at the hotel. Broke my kid in early

 

the blues flashing in the background are essential for the waffle house atmosphere

 

 

 

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Thought this was going to be the clip of Andrew Knowlton working 24 hours straight at a waffle house.

 

Punishment?  Homeless people elect to do that every day. 

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I guess there's worse places to spend 24 hours

Brandon, Mississippi or the waffle house?

I think I could easily take down 1 waffle per hour. So 12 waffles in 12 hours, and I'd be out of there. 

That said, the unlimited coffee refills would destroy my insides. 

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think I could easily take down 1 waffle per hour. So 12 waffles in 12 hours, and I'd be out of there. 

That said, the unlimited coffee refills would destroy my insides. 

That was my exact thought. The waffles, not the coffee. I seem to be immune to its effects.

But a waffle/hour seems easily doable.

I love Waffle House and initially thought that this is no punishment and that 12 waffles would be a piece of cake until I remembered this drinking game a girl in college had me play which had one simple rule - take 1 shot of beer every 60 seconds until you have to stop. Sounds amazingly simple until you try and do it.

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Syrup is the mistake because it will destroy you., but eating dry waffles is not always fun 

Was yogging around the building forbidden?  He was able to sit in the parking lot. 

Just think how easy it would be if you go out in the parking lot and smoke some weed. You could knock out those waffles in no time at all… with syrup!
2 hours ago, RPM said:

Waffle House gets a bad rap. It is what it is, greasy griddle food and badass waffles best consumed after copious amounts of alcohol. If you can't appreciate the cosmic greatness that is scattered, smothered and covered then I'm not sure there's hope for you.

Waffle House gets a bad rap?

24 hours in the Dixie Chicken would be real punishment. Knock an hour off for every time they work the receiving end of the glory hole. 

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

the blues flashing in the background are essential for the waffle house atmosphere

 

 

 

Kinda little known fact: Waffle House records in house songs about their menu items and those songs are on every jukebox.

 

 

why hasn't waffle house just exploded in Texas ?

they should be all over the place 

In the year 2000, I had a surreal experience at a Waffle House after being hit by lightning earlier that day.  The place was dirty, the cook looked like he just got out of prison and our waitress's outfit was filthy and coved in grease or oil.  But I'll be damned if those weren't the best pecan waffles I'd eaten.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why hasn't waffle house just exploded in Texas ?

they should be all over the place 

Whataburger as competition, maybe.

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Whataburger as competition, maybe.

Apples and Oranges 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Apples and Oranges 

Kind of....more like oranges and tangerines. One thing I noticed about their strategy is they seem to stay well out in the sticks here. There are none inside the Beltway in Houston, though a few are right outside, indicating to me that it is a deliberate plan: nothing inside Beltway 8. I don't know if that's a wise plan but it seems to be the thinking there. 


Just think how easy it would be if you go out in the parking lot and smoke some weed. You could knock out those waffles in no time at all… with syrup!

In the early and mid 90’s, I lived by a WH and back then, at night, they had all you can eat waffles, eggs, bacon, omelettes, patty melts, hash browns, etc.

Weed was out PED back then.
16 hours ago, RPM said:

At least it wasn't 24 hours at IHOP.

I like the IHOP Colorado omelette.

It also has enabled my cardiologist to drive a Porsche.

43 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I like the IHOP Colorado omelette.

It also has enabled my cardiologist to drive a Porsche.

The omelette plus a short stack plus x2 carafes of coffee. Then a long sit on the porcelain throne. 

I just eat the omelette, and save the pancake stack for another morning.

22 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I guess there's worse places to spend 24 hours

Especially if you're allowed to go out into the parking lot. Downright luxurious.

IHOP is too uppity. I like to hang with my peeps.

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Only 9 waffles in 15 hours? What a little bitch.

why hasn't waffle house just exploded in Texas ?
they should be all over the place 

No breakfast tacos.

iHOP nor Cracker Barrel doesn't have breakfast tacos and those things spread like vermin.  People in Texas love shitty chains.  So it is very curious why Waffle House hasn't taken off more than it has.  It's doing pretty well, but nowhere near where I bet they thought they'd be two decades later.  

I've been more times in two years living in Florida than the 25+ years I've lived in Texas.  I guess yeah, I prefer breakfast tacos.  

All that to say, 9 waffles with syrup and butter.  This guy is gonna be shitting perpendicular for a week.  

There's one in Plano I tried once. It was more expensive than I expected.

It was ok but given the price I would rather just hit Whataburger.

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

why hasn't waffle house just exploded in Texas ?

they should be all over the place 

Because they like fucking with aggy. 

Been to plenty in the southeast. They can all lick The Kettle’s taint. 

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Oh shit, now you're talking my language.  Loved Bob Evans as a kid in Chicago.  I don't think there's any down here in Texas though.  

Didn't know I loved skillets until I was old enough to order one off the adult menu as a tweener and been hooked ever since.  

I know the comment can get a little political...but Cracker Barrel?  Seriously?  Bad food, worse service, garbage human clientele.  Whole fucking thing should be demolished and sent to hell as an apology to Christ's teachings.  

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4 hours ago, RPM said:

IHOP is too uppity. I like to hang with my peeps.

We don’t eat there, just takeout.

21 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Been to plenty in the southeast. They can all lick The Kettle’s taint. 

Any locations left in Texas? 

As of 2008, there were 21 locations in Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, and Tennessee,[1][7] but today there are only 4 locations, in Tucson, Arizona, College Station, Texas, Bryan, Texas, and Laredo, Texas.

In 2016, officials from the United States Department of Labor’s Wage and Hour Division investigated several restaurants in Austin, Texas. Among the restaurants accused of wage and hour violations was a Kettle Restaurant at 2617 South Interstate 35 in Austin.[8]
 

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