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There's no fucking way y'all are losing to the Cajuns...or TCU.

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19 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

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I love this shit because Sark is going to put his boot on the throat of many unaware motherfuckers.  Starting with those coonass cunts and followed by the nasty ass hogs.  It will all get better from there.    

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19 minutes ago, slorch said:

There's no fucking way y'all are losing to the Cajuns...or TCU.

I think we'll beat Louisiana, but given how we've fared against TCU over the past 10 years, I completely understand why TCU would be the favorites against us until we turn the tide against them

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22 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

I sense a trend, albeit misguided, as BetMGM apparently has us as a 10-point dog to blow-u. 

Oklahoma vs. Texas (in Dallas)
Actual BetMGM Line: Oklahoma -10

Vegas always fucks that game up. When's the last time anyone won by double digits? 2013?

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


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Back when that happened I followed her on ig. She just posted some nice bikini pics if that would be up anyone's alley. 

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I think we'll beat Louisiana, but given how we've fared against TCU over the past 10 years, I completely understand why TCU would be the favorites against us until we turn the tide against them

Tom isn’t around to make sure this happens. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Vegas always fucks that game up. When's the last time anyone won by double digits? 2013?

Yeah, even if that line's real right now, and I certainly can't guarantee that it is, it won't hold. 

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After that Aggy cover, DCTF was contractually obligated to take a giant shit on Texas. 

Yea that was my take on this.   Funny thing aggy gets the cover, but not the pick for the NC or even playoffs..   

They picked Iowa State and TCU, second and third.   Ok I might get Iowa State.  Might…..   Don’t understand TCU other than they are Max Dugan fanboys. 

F them and the horse they rode in on. Frs put all aggy on the cover too. I’ll rip my cover off of that $10.95 rag as soon as I get mine, but DCTF “won” because I have to have it.

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After that Aggy cover, DCTF was contractually obligated to take a giant shit on Texas. 

At the rate aggy is furiously masturbating admitting students, you won't be able to take a piss in a toilet in this state in 10 years without issuing a whoop to the dumbass manning the door. 

So many Fng aggy at my workplace, I’m surprised they don’t “whoop” every time the elevator opens!

38 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Reagan Canyon and The Chisos are in the Permian Basin

the more you know

One of the best gifs ever. Period.

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Back when that happened I followed her on ig. She just posted some nice bikini pics if that would be up anyone's alley. 

Well......we're waiting.

13 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well......we're waiting.

After this Nets game

Cajuns gonna be a harder game than Arky. We split the two. We wont lose to WVU. 8-4. Otherwise, not sure why everyones jimmies are rustled

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Horns are going to win their first game under Sark, but I wouldn’t mind if we did lose Louisiana 

Episode 5 What GIF by The Office

 

Ah, the thread title, I got it...

Edited by Hank Chinaski

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

DCTF has kind of gone down hill in quality much like most of print media, but for some reason I keep on getting it for something like 40 years now. This is an example of that quality. Jim Wells county/Alice just to the west of me is part of the Hill Country.Lol32d649f20bed9dc2047dd4d08b4f4ce5.jpg

It's Dave Campbell Texas Football, not Dave Campbell Texas Geography.  Bloody Hell, that Permian Basin bullshit.

I like how Laredo is just .  .  . Laredo.  Same with The West Texas Town of El Paso.  

We need Marty Robbins Texas Football.

9 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


Still. Waiting.

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Lol I'll do it tomorrow. I have to take and crop a lot of pics.

9 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


Bet

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Had to do a quick verification it's the right chica. Checks out. 

 

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Had to do a quick verification it's the right chica. Checks out. 
 
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Ready for next update...

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Just now, Txslnghrns said:


Ready for next update...

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I should monetize this. 

Actually that's a little too pervy and maybe illegal. Better not. 

DCTF has kind of gone down hill in quality much like most of print media, but for some reason I keep on getting it for something like 40 years now. This is an example of that quality. Jim Wells county/Alice just to the west of me is part of the Hill Country.Lol32d649f20bed9dc2047dd4d08b4f4ce5.jpg
This is the most fucked up region map I've ever seen. It's as if whichever aggy made it was born, raised and never left collie station. Not saying thats not a good thing, just sayin..
9 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

DCTF has kind of gone down hill in quality much like most of print media, but for some reason I keep on getting it for something like 40 years now. This is an example of that quality. Jim Wells county/Alice just to the west of me is part of the Hill Country.Lol32d649f20bed9dc2047dd4d08b4f4ce5.jpg

No Beaumont or Port Arthur in the Golden Triangle?

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Back when that happened I followed her on ig. She just posted some nice bikini pics if that would be up anyone's alley. 

 

10 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well......we're waiting.

 

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

After this Nets game

 

7 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:


Still. Waiting.

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7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Lol I'll do it tomorrow. I have to take and crop a lot of pics.

 

7 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:


Bet

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7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Had to do a quick verification it's the right chica. Checks out. 

 

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6 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:


Ready for next update...

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

I should monetize this. 

Actually that's a little too pervy and maybe illegal. Better not. 


JUST POST HER DAMN INSTAGRAM AND CROWDSOURCE POSTING THE PICS.

bokeem woodbine GIF
 

Work smarter not harder.

12 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

DCTF has kind of gone down hill in quality much like most of print media, but for some reason I keep on getting it for something like 40 years now. This is an example of that quality. Jim Wells county/Alice just to the west of me is part of the Hill Country.Lol32d649f20bed9dc2047dd4d08b4f4ce5.jpg

I never knew my hometown was 9 miles south of the hill country. 

With our O-line, if Sark gets 8 wins, that is a good season. 7-5 is possible. I hope Sark radically transformers our personnel in the trenches, but until that happens, this is who we are. Don't downvote me. This is father's day, and some of your kids could be mine. 

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Horns are going to win their first game under Sark, but I wouldn’t mind if we did lose Louisiana 

I don’t believe Cuba would accept it.

Funniest thing I heard last weekend in Port A, was some local at Bernie's wanting to bet $1000 that A&M was going to either be in the National Championship game, or win it.  What sort of dumb fuck would want to make what is clearly a long odds bet as a straight up proposition.  If I knew for sure I could have gotten paid, I would have been happy to set up a 10 year bet, $1K a year.  Hell I would have even let him double the bet every year to try and get back to even... 😉

Aggies really honestly think there are right in the thick of things.  Might want to find a way to maybe win you division in the conference before starting to bet on National Championships.  Stupid Aggies... proving once again, that low SAT's do mean something...

 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

With our O-line, if Sark gets 8 wins, that is a good season. 7-5 is possible. I hope Sark radically transformers our personnel in the trenches, but until that happens, this is who we are. Don't downvote me. This is father's day, and some of your kids could be mine. 

This will be our best O-line since 2006. 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

With our O-line, if Sark gets 8 wins, that is a good season. 7-5 is possible. I hope Sark radically transformers our personnel in the trenches, but until that happens, this is who we are. Don't downvote me. This is father's day, and some of your kids could be mine. 

Our Oline is going to be good enough to win the conference. It was last year as well. We vastly upgraded the coach and we have an overall deeper unit with a solid middle and options at the tackles that should give us an acceptable level of play on the edges. Your sniveling bitchassery is showing. 

14 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

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See the source image

57 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This will be our best O-line since 2006. 

I will be ecstatic if you are right. 

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