June 20, 20214 yr Happy Father's day to all the surly dads out there. Looking forward to hopping in the pool and hanging out with the family today.
June 20, 20214 yr My 14 year old son comes and slaps down a card, no envelope. His mom, "where is the envelope?" Him, "oh I didn't buy one of those". Us, "that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works." 14 year old boys are dipshits. My 14 year old daughter made me a card, my 18 year old daughter gave me a funny card (in an envelope)
June 20, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, immamac said: My mom got me and Gunnar matching shirts. They should’ve gotten you a haircut for Father’s Day. I kid. Thanks for everything you do for this site, and Happy Father’s Day to all my fellow dads.
June 20, 20214 yr Getting ready to go have a nice brunch and then walking over to watch the Horns kick some MSU ass Edited June 20, 20214 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
June 20, 20214 yr Thanks! Happy Father's Day to all you surly bastards, too. God bless you for loving your kids and God bless your wives for putting up with your insufferable asses long enough to make you Dads.
June 20, 20214 yr Kid’s are making me lunch and I’m smoking ribs for dinner. US Open and CWS for entertainment. Will be a good day.
June 20, 20214 yr Popular Post Happy day to all of you!! Y’all are a huge part of the equation, proud of all you assholes. I secretly still prefer today btw. Golf right now, going to the dive shop to sign up for more classes, gonna buy a dive knife, maybe REI to buy some water sports gear - duffel bag and a dry sack and otherwise represent as a Patagonia/REI girl who is a proud queer parent of three fine young men. They will mow the lawn and I’ll get them to hand me at least one beer today and we’ll finish with the CWS. Life is good. my two divers… Edited June 20, 20214 yr by troph
June 20, 20214 yr Happy Father's Day! Have a catch, a brew, or maybe just a longer bedtime story today...depending upon their ages. Just keep showing up, assholes.
June 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, NAVY said: Happy fathers day motherfuckers This could easily be translated to "Happy mother fuckers day, motherfuckers."
June 20, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said: This could easily be translated to "Happy mother fuckers day, motherfuckers." este
June 20, 20214 yr Happy Father's Day you sons o' bitches. Oldest girl helped make me breakfast, then we went fishing. I found a river rock that really had been shaped into a heart (kinda, sorta) and gave it to her. While we were back near the water catching a few little ones, another kid saw it and grabbed it and put it in his pail o' rocks. My daughter is incredibly shy in public. But she went over, told the kid and his mom that she had that rock first and wanted it back. They gave it to her with a smile. She was polite but assertive and it was my best father's day gift ever. Well, that and the bulk pack of Craft bags that I really needed-we're pretty high rollers around here at House Lobo. It's those little moments, that's why we're here.
June 20, 20214 yr Wife got me socks with the girls faces on em. Blending some margs and gonna watch some stros, Golf, VGK, Euros and Horns baseball! Let’s goooo!
June 20, 20214 yr Having lunch with my kids in an outdoor cafe on Father's Day. They're playing Marvin Gaye. Seems like a bad choice of music for today.
June 20, 20214 yr Popular Post My son and me on the Frio, around 2013. One of my favorite dad moments.
June 20, 20214 yr Apparently my 14 year-old got me a gift several months ago and has been going crazy with having to wait. Finally got it today. Colt McCoy signed Longhorn helmet. Awesome. Wife of my best friend somehow got Ricky William's to record a 45 second "Father's Day" video for him. Pretty cool.
June 20, 20214 yr Congrats to all of us this that were successful in impregnating a female. (Or adopting… or both)
June 20, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said: Apparently my 14 year-old got me a gift several months ago and has been going crazy with having to wait. Finally got it today. Colt McCoy signed Longhorn helmet. Awesome. Wife of my best friend somehow got Ricky William's to record a 45 second "Father's Day" video for him. Pretty cool. This is probably how. https://www.cameo.com/rickywilliams
June 20, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: This is probably how. https://www.cameo.com/rickywilliams One of my kids got Bobo from Finding Bigfoot to do one of those a couple years ago.
June 20, 20214 yr I'm going to tell a story about what Father's Day means to me. I've written about this before on this site, so apologies if you've seen it before. I won't bore you with all of the details about the back story. I'll just leave it at 5 year custody battle. When my daughter was 2 1/2, I used to pick her up from daycare every day. On the Friday of that particular Mother's Day weekend, she got in the car with an armload of pictures/cards that she had made for my ex. Though, I was never the sentimental type (at the time), I remember thinking, "I can't wait to get my stash on Father's day". So Father's Day comes. She gets in the car with empty arms. Apparently, so many of the kids in her daycare didn't have fathers, that the teachers decided they didn't want to hurt feelings. Entirely understandable. So, I'm driving home, silently pouting. Suddenly, the silence is disturbed by this tiny little voice in the back seat ... "Daddy. I love you. Happy Father's Day." I damn near had to pull over it got so dusty. My baby girl graduates from MTSU (in TN) next spring. We're about as close as any father/daughter combo despite the fact that I was unable to see her every day as she grew up.
June 21, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, immamac said: My mom got me and Gunnar matching shirts. 657.32 kB · 0 downloads
June 21, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said: One of my kids got Bobo from Finding Bigfoot to do one of those a couple years ago. I got VY for a fellow surly poster/good friend for his 40th. Well worth it.
June 21, 20214 yr This website answers the question, "What if Jerry Garcia left the Bay Area and went to Texas A&M?" And I like it. Happy Father's Day Y'all. Rough end to it with this disastrous showing by UT. But a great day overall. Hook 'Em, one more beer, then good night.
June 21, 20214 yr The 1st pics from this thread started out like my Dad: Empty & not there. (pics eventually loaded)
June 21, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Message Board User said: Man, it sure got dusty in here watching that short video. Once a parent, always a parent. My daughter is 29 (UT grad 2014) and has a child of her own now and lives in Chapel Hill, NC. My son is 26 (SFA 2017) and has a child of his own. Both have turned out great and are successful in their chosen fields. I have been divorced for about 4 years now. I remain the go-to-parent. They know that just like in the video, I am there for them. Nothing beats, “Thanks Dad, I love you”. Edited June 21, 20214 yr by mininghorn88
June 21, 20214 yr fun with guns yesterday for my oldest. He is 12 and even shot the 44 Magnum S&W pistol and my 7 mm rifle. Youngest and the wife are in Belton taking care of her Mom for 2 weeks, she had knee surgery Thursday.
June 21, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, immamac said: My mom got me and Gunnar matching shirts. 657.32 kB · 0 downloads Username checks out. Are you Woz's twin? Seriously though, Happy Father's Day, Immamac, and thank you for giving all us surly assholes a place on the World Wide Web to hang out.
June 21, 20214 yr Having lunch with my kids in an outdoor cafe on Father's Day. They're playing Marvin Gaye. Seems like a bad choice of music for today.Well, maybe Marvin put you and the Mrs. in the mood in order for you to become a father?
June 21, 20214 yr This Father's Day sucked. Couple of Days ago, 2 year old fell on a piece of glass. Blood everywhere. Would up needing 15 stiches in her leg. Sunday night, Told mom that baby could stay up later and watch some of the UT game. Around 7:30. My son (7 yo) and I were watching the game, having fun. Said he was going to the bathroom. Wife decided that would be a good time to put the baby to bed. She came back about 15 minutes later and asked where Logan was. Found him in the bathroom collapsed on the floor, completely unresponsive. He's fine now. But that was fucking scary as shit. Would not recommend.
June 21, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: This Father's Day sucked. Couple of Days ago, 2 year old fell on a piece of glass. Blood everywhere. Would up needing 15 stiches in her leg. Sunday night, Told mom that baby could stay up later and watch some of the UT game. Around 7:30. My son (7 yo) and I were watching the game, having fun. Said he was going to the bathroom. Wife decided that would be a good time to put the baby to bed. She came back about 15 minutes later and asked where Logan was. Found him in the bathroom collapsed on the floor, completely unresponsive. He's fine now. But that was fucking scary as shit. Would not recommend. Glad he's okay. That is not fun in the least; been there, done that, got the therapist bills to prove it can fuck you up. Meanwhile, I spent most of yesterday on my hands and knees plugging up holes on the outside of our house in a futile attempt to keep out black racer snakes that love to hang out under our laundry room. "They eat mice," I tell my wife, but to no avail. There's absolutely no reason at all to be afraid of them, but fuck it, I won't never get no sleep until she's sure they aren't there.
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